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Post by saeki54 »

.........Huh?
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*jumps up and down* it's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heeroit's gonna b about Heero :D :bounce: we're waiting :-P you think you cud do one on Quatre sometime soon?
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Hmmm...mayhap... 8)
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Well, then hurry up!
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*glomps bookwork* you know I luff you rite ? :-P
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Post by bookworm »

Ah, ah.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

8) 8) 8) 8)


Okay, I'll give on this one. This one is a bit similar (I think) to another that I made, but different enough to have a go. Yes, this is Heero I'm torturing.

A bit background information. Two of them are still in not in that stage. The other two are past that stage. If you don't know what I mean, then you don't get it. I might (MIGHT is a big word) elaborate more if no one gets it.

So the wait is over...for now.

8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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bookworm Tortures Heero x3

Some have grumbled.

Some had sighed.

Some had scowled.

Some were silent.

Some were ecstatic.

Some were resigned.

Some were impatient.

Some were?just there.

In that last category, one such person cleared her throat.

They all turned their attention to her.

?I know that you don?t LIKE this test, but for the integrity of the Preventers, this test must be taken by everyone. And I mean EVERYONE.?

One cheeky Preventer piped up. ?Even you, Lady Une??

Said lady turned her cool gaze on the agent. ?Even me.?

Some grinned at the picture of the lady taking the test.

?Though I must add that mine is a bit different from yours. Since I?m the head, of course.?

There were a few people who laughed, but otherwise the crowd was silent.

?Thus saying, good luck.?

~*~

?I bet the Perfect Soldier here got a 100%.?

Wufei snorted. ?As if that wouldn?t be obvious. He IS the Perfect Soldier after all.?

Duo caught sight of said person. ?And look who is here.?

Heero stared at his comrades. ?What??

Duo held out his hand. ?Results please.?

Heero gave him the sheet.

The other four stared at the paper.

Silence.

?WHAT!?

Wufei shook his head in disbelief. ?I can?t believe that Yuy got THAT grade.?

Trowa shrugged. ?He is?human, after all.?

The other three stared at him.

Trowa returned the look. ?He is.?

Quatre, the peacemaker, decided to intervene before it got worst. ?It is only a test. Next time he?ll probably excel on it.?

Duo grinned. ?This is good fodder for the Mill.? An evil gleam appeared in his eyes. ?Wait till the others hear about this.?

?What about??

The group turned as Relena went to them.

Duo held out the test. ?Guess what Heero got!?

Relena stared at the result sheet. She frowned. ?Oh, dear.?

The four caught the note in her voice. It was Quatre who voiced their thought. ?Oh??

Relena grabbed the sheet and turned it around. ?Can?t you tell that this had a different ink on it??

The four squinted their eyes and stared at the sheet.

?Why, yes, there is a subtle difference to the ink.?

?It does.?

?Agreed.?

???

Duo pouted. ?So what test was this??

Relena blushed. ?Well??

Wufei grew impatient. ?Well what??

Relena grew redder. ?The girls and I dared Heero to take tests about us.?

Duo grew suspicious. ?Define ?about us?.?

Relena became scarlet. ?Personal information like our likes, dislikes, top or bottom, hobbies, habits, etc.?

Quatre frowned. ?Top??

??or bottom.? Trowa became thoughtful. ?Does this pertain to the bed??

Silence.

But a silence that was very telling.

All four turned to the Perfect Soldier, who hadn?t said a word thus far.

He stared at them with his stoic expression in place.

?I refuse to answer the same question of finding out what their pleasure spots are located.?

Heero went to his wife, putting his arm around her waist.

?I already know ALL the pleasure spots in a woman?s body. I can guess on the others.?

He pierced them with a look. A look that bespoke of a master?in seduction.

?Especially the kind of females that they are.?

Steering the blushing woman in his arm, the Perfect Soldier gave a knowing look to the ones who were ?procrastinating? in their courtships. ?Wouldn?t you like to know??

And the couple was gone.

The four were silent.

It was Trowa who broke the silence.

?It would be great to find out Midii?s other?pleasure spots.?

Wufei nodded his head, his thoughts full of a certain woman. ?Indeed.?

The other two turned to each other, shared a look, and then bolted towards the door.

~*~

Bookworm sighed.

?I wouldn?t mind Heero finding MINE.?

THE END
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Post by bookworm »

Hmm...seems that I can't quite remember the numbering. Hmmm...gotta fix it...hmmm
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Post by Raspberry »

...>< Am I really that numb or I didn't get it?..

But still - funny :D :salute> Great work bookworm :D
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Post by Wingnut »

That's kind of pathetic really when you think about it. Heero knows more about the other pilots girlfriends then the other pilots know themselves.
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