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Yes, another humor series. This time, I'll play an important role in the various fics. There are times that I'll probably torture the same character more than once; thus, this is ongoing until I feel like stopping it.

Anyhow, again I'll be posting the parts here and not separately. And I'll make comments separately and within the fics, if I feel like giving any explanations or comments.

The rating will vary, usually being the usual one like my other fics, to even going to the rating of CP. Also, the fics may or may not be connected; they can stand alone. If there is a possibility that there are some connections to some fics, then I'll post it; otherwise, the fics are stand alone.

Pairings are 1xR, 2xH, 3xMU, 4xD, 5xS, 5xMC, 6x9, 11x13. The fics could be AU or within the plotline. That's why I have 5xS and 5xMC. I'm a 5xMC fan but I do 5xS in my humor fics. As for my serious ones, I'll have 5xMC in them (since I write serious fics centering mostly on 1xR). There will be other characters that will appear and might have their own fic. It really depends on what I come up with.

As for the story, this is about me being a magical person that can do some magical stuff. I have a book that basically has information on all the GW characters. So I got lots of fun using the information that I have in good stead.

I think I pretty much explained everything. I think that you'll figure out in the fics. Good reading, minna! :salute:
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one word.

Cool.
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I have a book that basically has information on all the GW characters.
Whats the book called, :D and in what language is the text?
I might buy it. :bounce:

About your torture stories....
*Chibi buckles up and braces herself* I'm ready.

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Here is the first fic of my new series.

Title: bookworm Tortures Relena

?I?m bored.?

Bookworm sat down and opened the book on her desk.

Her eyes lighted up on a name.

She grinned.

~*~

Relena sighed as she settled down on the bath tub. Her eyes closed, savoring the eswuitic feeling of the water surrounding her.

She opened her eyes?

?AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

~*~

The five boys were relaxing after a hard day?s work as bodyguards when they heard the scream. Before they could get up, a blonde girl, whose towel barely covered her, ran to the room and jumped on one of them.

Quickly the other four averted their gazes while the boy tried to find out what was wrong.

?A spider.?

?A spider??

The blonde girl nestled her face on the boy?s chest.

?I hate spiders.?

There were quick looks shared by the boys, with a few of them stifling their amusement.

?And what did the spider do??

The blonde girl shuddered.

?I was enjoying my bath. I just closed my eyes for a moment and when I opened them, I caught sight of the spider right in front of me.?

?And??

?I scrambled out of the bath, grabbed a towel, and ran.?

The boy tried to get up.

?Heero??

?I?m going to see if the spider is gone. Then you can take your bath.?

The blonde girl gave Heero a troubled look.

?But what if the spider touches my bath water. Then I can?t take a bath anymore.?

The boys shared a look.

Heero lifted the blonde girl into his arms, got up, and began to walk out of the room.

?Where are you going, Heero??

?I?m going to make sure that the spider is not in the bath.?

?But, Heero-?

?Relena, if you feel uncomfortable about taking a bath, then I?ll join you.?

With that, Heero left with his girl to take a bath, amid whistles and catcalls.

~*~

Bookworm sighed as she caught sight of the couple entering the bathroom. From the expressions on their faces, it looks like she had done her job. Though she really cannot say since she was so small and they were so big.

With a bemused smile, she disappeared from the room.

?Thank goodness I won?t be in this form anymore. I truly hate spiders.?

The End

This came from a personal experience. I was taking a shower, and when I turned around, I noticed that there was something odd. My eyesight isn't good, so it took a while for me to comprehend that there was a spider right in front of me. :pale:
I was not happy. :( I'm not the person who can squish a spider, so I try to leave them alone. If they leave me alone, then I'll leave them alone. That is my philosophy on spiders. Thankfully I was nearly finished with my shower. And this occurred two days ago.
The situation may be the same, but while I was taking a shower, Relena is having a bath. I already have the next one planned out, but haven't written it yet. This is for a hopefully long series. :salute:
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Post by Lady Casper »

That was funny. :)

You mean you let the spider run rampid in your bathroom. :pale:
I would have least taken it out of the house or somethin like that. They do lay eggs and then you got a lot of spiders in your house.
And from exprience...it is not what you wanted.
It aint good. :bounce:
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:D *thumbs up*
:pale: I despise spiders! :pale:

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He-he-he... I dislike spiders too... *shudders*

Take a bath WITH her? :D :D Ooh la la, I like the sound of that.... :D :D

*smacks herself* I'm such a bad, bad girl.... He-he!
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Hmmm...does anyone want me to post it the way I planned it or post the ones that I have done. Well, I got the idea for the next one, and the next one, and I got another one which is actually done. So........which do you prefer, minna?
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