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Post by Mellie »

I find it funny how Heero threatened Relena and Hilde threatened Duo with a gun...it's gotta work right? *threatens Sousuke with gun*
:lol: :lol: Lou! *cries from laughter*

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Post by sitboy007 »

If you are an illegitimate love child, kidnap the queen of the world, then take over the universe.

If your child is about to fall into a lake just wait and watch, he'll end up walking back to you!

Don't worry honey, the love of your life since the military academy will never die off, no matter how hard his little sister's boyfriend tries.

If a girl catches you trying to sneak into her side of the army, make it up to her by starting up a junk yard business with her.

If you catch a boy trying to sneak into your side of the army, make it up to him by risking your life.

Clowns are freakin' scary, but the guy behind the clown face is freakin' hot.

Having 29 older sisters is a perfectly valid excuse for being male and wearing pink and purple.

Going crazy and blowing up your best friend won't bring your father back to life.

The best way to make friends is to grab a flute harmonize with them.

When you shoot a guy twice, expect him to steal your gundam's parts.

If your pining to see the guy of your dreams again, get kidnapped, he'll be there in 2.3 seconds.

Pat Benatar was right, love is most definately a battlefield.
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We aren't laughing at you, we are laughing near you.
(Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society)

Are you a mexican or a mexican't?
(Johnny Depp, Once Upon A Time in Mexico)

Darling, nothing is certain until you're dead, and even then I'm sure that God negotiates.
(Anjelica Housten, Ever After)

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Post by miz_lou »

sitboy007 wrote:Don't worry honey, the love of your life since the military academy will never die off, no matter how hard his little sister's boyfriend tries.

When you shoot a guy twice, expect him to steal your gundam's parts.
*wipes eyes* Whoo, those were just great!! Keep it up! :salute:
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Post by angel222 »

Don't worry honey, the love of your life since the military academy will never die off, no matter how hard his little sister's boyfriend tries.
>< gawd lmao
Having 29 older sisters is a perfectly valid excuse for being male and wearing pink and purple.
*dies from laughter*
Going crazy and blowing up your best friend won't bring your father back to life.
*shrughs* i can try, c'mere lou *holds 5 boxes of TNT*
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Runaway lou, run very far away.

sry if that struck a nerve or anything angel222.
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Are you a mexican or a mexican't?
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Darling, nothing is certain until you're dead, and even then I'm sure that God negotiates.
(Anjelica Housten, Ever After)

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Post by miz_lou »

sitboy007 wrote:sry if that struck a nerve or anything angel222.
lmao, no worries, she's harmless ;-) gotta know how to handle her
:D *pulls notebook* I got a whole binder on this chick :D
she just in a good mood today (if you can believe it) :P
Angel wrote:*shrughs* i can try, c'mere lou *holds 5 boxes of TNT*
That one still gonna cost ya tho missy *snuffs fuses*

Gundam Wing taught me that I can be invincible so long as my arms aren't broken to put everything else back together :D
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Post by sitboy007 »

If you yourself dont have an identity just steal the name of the next famous guy who dies.

listen to your elders, especially if they tell you to self detonate.

"I'll kill you" is the new "i love you"

There is a special loving bond between stalker and stalkee.

Forked eyebrows are possible in nature.

If he's handsome, rich, extremely powerful, and all around perfect, he's bound to have a psycotic 6 year old daughter running around somewhere.
Mucho luv,

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We aren't laughing at you, we are laughing near you.
(Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society)

Are you a mexican or a mexican't?
(Johnny Depp, Once Upon A Time in Mexico)

Darling, nothing is certain until you're dead, and even then I'm sure that God negotiates.
(Anjelica Housten, Ever After)

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Post by inukikyo »

Some good ones!!!!


Lesee

No matter what, when things start to go bad they can always get worse.

When a four year old discerns:

"I thought there weren't going to be any more wars?"
"There aren't supposed to be."
"Then why are those people having a war?"

We all need to seek psychiatric help.

Never use truth serum on a handsome young gundam pilot.

Even the strongest hospital restraints can be broken by force of will.

Being a junk monger is a very financially rewarding position.

If your father disapproves of your participation in a war, just self detonate and don't die then he'll forgive you.

Pacifism does not beget Pacifism.

You can constantly change your political views and not be considered flighty if you are a blonde heiress.

The fork in your eyebrows is directly proportional to your aggressiveness factor.

If you can fence than you are a worthy opponent, any idiot can pilot a mobile suit.

Gundams are so cheap that they are giving them away to many hopeful fifteen year old boys all over the world.

If you want someone to love you then you must :
a) have split personalities (une)
b) have loved them since the academy (noin)
c) be such a bitch that they threaten to kill you (Relena)
d) be a hot guy underneath a Clown mask (Trowa, sisterly love you hentais!)
e) have a very long braid and a happy go lucky personality (duo)

BTW: does anyone else here think that maybe there is some correlation between the length of Duo's braid and the length of :oops: something else? :oops:
" Speaking from my three classes in psychology, two of which I cut..." ~ Hawkeye Pierce M*A*S*H

" I'm knitting these days..." ~ Meredith Grey's Anatomy

" Hi we're not here right now so leave a beep after your message, Beep! " ~ Amanda Bell, my 8 yr old cousin... cutest little girl alive.

"I've gone to find myself. If you see me before I get back, keep me here so I'll know where I am."

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Post by angel222 »

BTW: does anyone else here think that maybe there is some correlation between the length of Duo's braid and the length of something else?
*coughs and puts on round une-glasses to look smarter, but actually her evil personallity just pops up again* well there have been many speculations about that. I don't think we ever came to an agreement about that tho ^___^ *runs off to find a Treize-plushie al the while singing : the voices tell me to blow up some colonies...I bet Mr Treize will like it lalalala*
That one still gonna cost ya tho missy *snuffs fuses*
lou...you really wont die will ya ? *snicker* well then, I'll just have Treize take care of you *lou snatches Une-glasses of angels nose*...yur no fun lou
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Post by angel222 »

sorry for the double posting, but I've just realized another thing GW taught me :

If yur a non-important figurant, you'll die
If yur the leading character...you don't die, but they'll make you suffer so much that you'll want to kill yourself
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