The things GW taught me

[angel222]

okay, I'm really bored, so here are some things GW has taught me, I would also like to know, What has Gundam Wing taught you ?


War is horrible but it?s fun to watch, It's like a live cinema * hands Dorothy the popcorn*

Yelling for someone to come and kill you doesn?t work

You Can hide a gun in spandex

You can?t put ur hair in front of you?re face with only 1 bottle of gell

If you see a guy lying on the beach , STALK HIM he might end up kissing you *blind target*

Only MS have self-detonate systems , the microwave doesn?t (yet)

If parents get mad at you then blow them away with a gundam.

Don?t give you?re brother the ?god will never forgive you talk? just kick his ass

[Raspberry]

Hmm...

Quite teaching


What GW taught me?..

Let's think:

If you broke your leg, don't bother to go to the doctor - you can put broken bones in place by yourself.

You WILL survive if you jump from 40th floor openening parachute 50m above the ground.

Pretty people die faster (or at least someone beats their faces to make tham not-so-pretty-anymore - but it doesn't work )

You can rule the world being only sxiteen

Eloquency and politeness can make wonders

Sitting too long in church is dangerous - do you wanna dress like nun or priest?!

When group of hienas attack you, just bark on them that they are weaklings and they will go away.

No matter your age, you can buy abosutely EVERYTHING if you have money.

If you have kind heart, it's okay if you apologize the enemy right before you kill him.

Lions won't bite off your hand if you'd put it into their cage.

You don't have to wear goggles while piloting a Gundam, but it makes you feel cooler.

Covering one eye with hair can be helpful - peep, and no one will know



Ok, I think that's all.

I put for 2 things each of Pilots & Relena taught me - guess who taught me what

[Chibi-sitter]

~ Hope never dies...and neither does Zechs.

~ Every great politician is an actor.

~ If it looks like a traitor, sounds like a traitor, acts like a traitor, then it's probably Trowa in disguise.

~ Go as the Great Destroyer if you have to, but do what you think is right.

~ You can (*almost*) never shoot your best friend or the girl you love.

~ Sometimes the last one to forgive us is ourselves.

~ A split personality isn't necessarily a bad thing.

~ A hard shell can hide a kind heart.

~ Don't believe everything people tell you, especially when you're twelve.

~ Ugly mad scientists are like bad pennies - they just keep turning up.

~ Self-detonating hurts!

~ Sisters make good allies...especially when you're suffering from amnesia.

~ Clowns are very, very scary

~ Whatever you do, make it the performance of a life time.

~ The quiet ones are usually the deadliest.

~ Everyone has their fifteen minutes as Queen of the World...then Treize shows up.

~ If all else fails, call in the Magnacs!

~ Kill a million strangers and it's meaningless. Kill a little girl and her dog and you're scarred for life.

~ Never bring a strange gundam pilot to you're hideout if his gundam is broken. (*cough* Heero *cough*)

~ Silent clowns are not only scary, they're dangerous.

~ The quiet ones always do things the flashiest ways. (Ask Duo, he knows!)

~ Peace CAN be achieved by fighting - it's just the longer way to get it.

~ When one pilot self-destructs, all the others follow - unless they're honor-bound Chinamen who think their dead wives' spirits are in their gundam.


All these I found at --> http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/heavena ... /life.html

[Morrighan]

Very, very true, all of them.

[Raspberry]

Very, very true, all of them.

I agree completely!

[angel222]

Okay , what more did I learn from GW

If ur hot ,young, and you can pull a triger you never die.

people who have a death-wish never get killed.

that Relena's skirt really is way to short.

Fighting is a good reason to skip school.

If ur sister is a pain in the but, just fire a laser-canon at her.

jumping of a building doesn?t hurt as much as it looks.

You don?t need a high school diploma to become a Vice Foreign minister.

If you?re depressed, just join some weird faction and drop a spaceship on earth.

15 and Dynamite is a bad combination

[Mellie]

these are hilarious! I can't think of any right now, but just you wait and see! hahahahaha!

[angel222]

okay, I cant wait to see what you've learned from GW

[Mellie]

~*~You can skip school and have a personal chauffer to find the boy you want to kill you...

~*~You can come from no where, suddenly rule a nonexistant country, and have a bunch of people trying to kill you...

~*~Machines can show you the future if you're suicidal enough...

~*~With power, you can invent a Queen of the World...

~*~Everyone wants peace, some just want to do it forcefully.

~*~If you are the star of a tv show, you cannot die.

~*~Split personalities are common...I mean sugary sweet and naive plus super mean goes together rather well.

~*~You will wake up from being almost dead if your beloved is going off to die...

~*~You can hold your breath for really long periods of time and not die if you try hard enough...

~*~The line between good and evil is blurred if you're in a moblie suit.

~*~Some people don't want the needless waste of human lives so they invent mobile dolls, then they decide to drop colonies onto Earth.

~*~High profile names work well for being undercover.

~*~Spandex is hot

~*~No one expects to find you at a circus

~*~If you fight for justice, you won't feel satisfied

~*~Long hair on guys that's well kept is sexy

~*~You don't go crazy if you have 29 sisters and no brothers.

Those aren't very good :x but they're all I got if I'm to not be repetitive.

[angel222]

Really good I like them