Love in Traffic

[WhiteWindRRose]

don't mind if I do!!!! heh heh...

?Yes, in fact, the father to Relena?s baby is...? Heero beaconed everyone over and they followed, forming a small circle. His voice lowered to a near whisper, ?You know that guy down the street?? Everyone?s eyes widened. ?He has big thick glasses, a long nose, and jet black hair. His name is Brian McClellan. Have any of you ever seen him?? They shook their heads from side to side vigorously. ?He lives at 4119, it?s an orange house down that way. You can?t miss it.? Heero pointed to his right.

Zechs, who had been wringing his hands behind his back, growled, his teeth grinding. ?How dare he impregnate my sister! Where the hell?s my gun...? And before anyone could blink, the Lightning Count was out of the room, rushing down a spiral staircase, heading for the front door.

?Well...? Heero continued unfazed by Zechs?s sudden department, catching the remaining pilots? attention once more, ?He?s not the baby?s father.? With that he turned on his heal and bent down to pick up the fallen Vice Minister.

The four gave each other looks that said, ?HUH? What just happened?? It didn?t take them long to get it. Furrowed brows relaxed.

?Hah!! Did Heero Yuy just make a joke and get rid of the Lighting Count all at once??? Duo laughed heartily.

?Talk about two birds with one stone...? Quatre chuckled.

They watched as Heero meticulously placed the young woman on the king-size bed.

They heard a scream from bellow. ?Milliardo Peacecraft!! Where do you think you?re going with that 9 mm??

?Not now Noin!!! I?m just going to kill that bastard Brian McClellan down the street who lives in an orange house!? Then there was some shuffling and the sound of a door opening and slamming shut twice.

Heero fixed the covers and bent over her. Dipping, he left and invisible mark on her forehead and gave a half-smile to no one in particular.

Looking up he found everyone gaping out of Relena?s bedroom window. ?Run fat man!! Runnnnnn!? Duo hollered excitedly. Before long, Heero was along-side them watching the scene. ?Someone? with long platinum blond hair had just thrown a gun over his shoulder and proceeded chasing a behemoth man with jet black hair who was flailing his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs. And not far behind him a woman seemed to be pursuing them both.

Suddenly, Zechs stopped in mid stride; he turned to look around at Noin. Apparently she had said something to snap him out of his killing spree. Noin kept on running until they were under arm?s length from each other. Duo licked his lips, ?Now he?s gonna get it...?

The two quickly closed the gap and... started making out! Duo?s jaw dropped. ?Yeah, he sure got it,? Wufei rolled his eyes. The comment was followed with sarcastic grunts.

?Humph...? Duo glanced away from the mirror back at the sleeping beauty. ?Hey... speaking of making out...? Ignoring the dark glares he received from all directions, he revealed his fantasy. ?Imagine all of us butt-naked in a bed with Relena!!? This time he got groans. ?No, for real! The bed could be as big as this house! See... we?re separated from each other and trying to find Rel somewhere in the sheets!! It?s like a contest! Who ever finds her first wins!

?I mean, imagine...? Looking around he found his first victim. ?Quatre is wandering around and he finds these two smooth-ass legs! Moving up from the heels, he thinks he?s won!! He reaches for THAT spot and finds the wrong *cough* type of, of... thing! Then there?s a manly scream and he looks up to find himself feeling up Wufei!?

Smack! Duo finds himself on the floor, Wufei?s fist still hanging in the air, his left eyebrow twitching. Quatre looked like a cherry; Trowa with his vivid imagination tried without avail to block out all the images that floated into his head. In the end he was rubbing his temples, his face pale and slightly green. Heero on the other hand seemed fine, but if you looked closer he was trying not to look in Wufei?s direction knowing where his gaze would land upon.

?So anyway,? Quatre shoved his quivering hands into his pockets. ?Heero, you haven?t told us who the father of the baby is!?

Heero gave an exasperated sigh and responded, ?Well, haven?t you guess already? It?s...?

[Leia Avenrose]

OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lets her head fall and hit the keyboard*

Gah...*mutters*

Good. Sweet. I like.

Me next if there are no takers!

~Leia

[WhiteWindRRose]

lol
heh heh
just HAD to do it!
lol

go ahead if yah want! i think i've had more than my fair share anyway...

[Chibi Reli]

I love this story. Someone has to continue on and quick! I want to see what happens next!

[Gundam Girl]

Just as Heero was about to continue, the door slammed open with a crack as it hit the wall and Noin stormed in.

"Like hell she's pregnant!" she exclaimed. Her face had turned red with anger when Zechs had explained the situation. Her husband came in holding Charles.

Relena managed to continue sleeping through all of this.

Noin kept muttering, "Like hell, like hell, like hell..."

Quatre winced. "Is she okay?"

"NO!" Noin roared. "I'm not, all right, golden boy? Look, Heero." Her eyes swung purposefully to Heero's. "Relena is not pregnant. She hasn't been eating much at all lately, with all of her work and everything."

Heero blinked. "I know that."

"What?!" asked Duo.

He nodded wisely. "Yeah. I was just going to lead you on. Truth be told, it's fun to see you all riled up." He looked at Wufei. "It is dishonorable to just to such conclusions as those."

"What an injustified remark," replied Wufei, turning up his nose.

Heero turned back to Noin. "Understood. Crisis resolved."

Zechs, not bearing to hear more, left with his son to go prepare Relena a meal for when she regained consciousness.

"You should all return to your previous activities," finished Heero.

"Oh yeah?" Trowa's visible eyebrow raised. "And what are you going to do?"

Since Wufei had returned Relena to her bed and pulled an extra comforter over her that had been in the closet, the shirtless Heero slipped under that with her and waved a hand.

"I'm guarding her. I'll explain things when she wakes up."

"Oh, bullshit!" exclaimed Duo.

Heero's brows lowered. "Maxwell, any questions?"

He sighed. "Do you use the huggy-kissy kind of foreplay or do you use the complete feel-up, 'baby, I want to stir you' thing?"

"GET OUT!"

"Right!" Duo scrambled for the door to his room and slammed it, the other Gundam pilots following suit.

Noin smiled. "Have a nice nap, Heero." And she calmly shut the door behind her.

Heero didn't have time for that nap. Just as he shifted his weight to his side to get a better view of Relena's face...yes, just her face...her lashes fluttered and her eyes opened. The movement continued as they widened.

Heero Yuy, killing machine, brilliant soldier, and well-endowed Gundam pilot was half-naked in a bed with her.

"What the hell?"

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Gundam Girl: Hah! I think I cleared up the tension. Next move, anyone!

[WhiteWindRRose]

hah hah!
Will Heero Yuy get screwed or IS he screwed?
Only time will tell!
LOL
loved it GGirl
heh heh... now Rel's NOT pregnant!!
who's next!!!??? someone go!!
and FYI, I'd really like to see the latter of the two happen...
wonder what happened to Zechs.... hmmm...
Rel and Heero nearly naked (on Heero's part) and in a bed with each other
and the Count's not on his mark! It's not like him...

mE wAnT hEeRo ToRtUrE!

[bookworm]

You can remove this or not. This is what my brain came up with.

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Heero put his finger on her lips. "Shhh...Noin just save our lives right now."

Relena pushed his finger away. "How?"

"By refuting that your pregnant."

Relena frowned. "Heero..."

Heero stared at her innocently. "What?"

Relena sighed. "Let me guess, you told them that the father was Brian McClellan, right?" She saw from his look that he did. "If they found out that you 'are' Brian McClellan, then you--"

"I know."

Relena glared at him. "It didn't help that your fetish--"

Heero arched his brow. "MY fetish? Isn't it supposed to be OUR fetish?"

"Okay. You got me there. And before you interrupted, it didn't help that if our fetish had been too rushed that we didn't get to see each other's naked bodies, then I would have been more prepared for seeing you naked."

Heero 'hn'ed. "The room had to be dark or else people will know what we're doing. You know how many places we were having our fetish in?"

"Shh. I get it, Heero."

"Anyway, we better do something about the other four."

"You mean--"

Heero nodded his head. "That American Idiot is becoming lax in his game. Maybe we should ask 'Michelle' to keep him in line."

Relena giggled. "I think not. Duo should have his privacy on his love life."

Heero smirked. "Well, if he knew that 'Michelle' screwed him numerous times w/o his knowledge, he would be livid about his self-proclaimed title being snatched away."

"And what about the other three?"

Heero smirked. "I got that covered. Noin just implemented my plan."

Relena was intrigued. "Really? And what is it?"

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Ummm...I can't think of anything to torture the other guys with. And I didn't want to write a lemon or torturing Heero. That is up to u ppl.

So who's next?

[Leia Avenrose]

He leaned down, placing his mouth to her ear.

Relena's eyes widen and she slapped a hand to her mouth, muffling her startled squeak of surprise. Pulling away sharply, her mouth fell open and she gaped at him, speechless.

Heero watched her, his eyes amused, the corners of his lips quirked ever so slightly, and he folded his arms over his bare chest, sitting up in the king-sized bed. "If you disapprove, that won't stop me."

Again she continued to gap at him. After a moment of gaping silence, she snapped her mouth shut, and shook a finger at him. "Don't you dare, Heero Yuy! Don't. You. Dare."

She saw his eyes dart down, and she followed his gaze only to gasp out in shock at her nudity. Her hand cracked against his cheek, and she scrambled to gather the blankets and cover herself from him. He was fast, grabbing her roughly by the wrists, putting a halt to her actions. He shoved her back down into the bed, covering her with his body, pinning her down into the mattress.

Her eyes widened, a flicker of fear flashing through them. She shook her head. "This is a mistake, Heero."

Heero grunted under his breath, leaning his face down close to hers. She shivered involuntarily, feeling his warm breath stroke over her parted lips. "You weren't saying that last night," he murmured quietly, brushing his lips against the corner of hers, his teeth nipping her bottom lip, taking it into his mouth.

Relena moaned softly, arching her back off the bed, pressing herself into him, and as his tongue slid into her mouth, touching hers, she was lost.

(wow... almost more then a year and a half later it's continued? )

[perfectpeach]

wow!
i love this
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more....
maybe lemon?