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It was a peaceful evening. The sun was setting, letting loose vibrant colors of hot pink, canary yellow and blazing orange across the skies. It was an image an artist would've wanted to copy. Surrounding the large Manor, lush gardens and green, healthy trees loomed protectively over the premises, promising a quiet, safe night of tranquility after another hard day's work.

Inside the Manor, a woman, practically the ruler of the world, stood. She was slipping out of her summerdress, followed by the slow removal of her undergarments with a longing sigh. She longed for something, someone to just come in and sweep her off her feet. But she knew it would never happen, not in this lifetime, or with the men that accompanied her within her massive home.

In other parts of the Manor, five men were just settling in, getting ready to do whatever it was they wanted to do for the beautiful, promising night. A Perfect Soldier was discarding his sweat-soiled clothes, wrapping a towel around his narrow hips, and heading for the dark bathroom for a shower. An American Idiot, well-known for creating deaths, was changing his dirty clothes from the romp he had had with a french maid in the back gardens, and was heading for the door to have a great night with the ladies in town.

In other quieter parts, the other three men were having the same ideas as their two friends. A Blonde Kitten, his clothes conservative and clean, was rummaging through his suitcases for something that was amiss. He then suddenly knew where he would find it, his aqua eyes gleaming with excitment as he too was heading for his door. A Silent Acrobat was reading a book in silence when he heard noises coming from behind his closed bedroom door. He stood to go investigate the voices that rose to a screaming level, heading for his door. The last man, A Fine Chinese Man with black hair and eyes was practicing with his katana, swinging it this way and that. There was a loud crash outside in the hallway and he paused in mid-thrust. With his curiosity controling him, he rushed for the door.

The woman changing from her summerdress stood naked in the middle of her room. She looked around at everything, wondering what to do for the night. She wondered what her boys were doing this evening. Throwing the dress to the bed, she ran her hands over her face and closed her eyes for a moment. What brought her back to that spot away from her thoughts was the five clicks that echoed. It were almost as though doors were being opened, right into her room.

Did she have five seperate doors? No, there was the bathroom, her closet, her front bedroom door...

Relena opened her eyes, only to find the five men standing in her room, in front of doors that led from her room into theirs. She gaped at them, nearly fainting at the sight of all of them. They all stared at her with open, shocked looks. Not knowing why the looks were amusing to her, she then glanced down at what they were gawking at so openly.


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In the heat of the night Heero thought he was dreaming. It had to be a dream. It was only in dreams that stupid things like this happened. But he did not dream. He was a not a dreemer. Or so he thought.

He glanced at the naked Relena. Her normally pale skin was tinged bright red as she stood there for the five men. Wait a minute, there was four other men in the room. Heero quickly glanced away from the angel that Relena was and glanced at the other men. He noticed each one was intent on looking, that an undescribable feeling welled up in him.

The feeling was broken when he heard the laughter of on American.

"Oh Shingami I have never seen Heero in a towel,"
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"Why to all the creepy looking fish monster always come after me?" (Lina Inverse)

mmmm naked Trowa with cat ears and a green coller

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Relena nearly choked, the blood rising to her cheeks. Looking from Duo to Heero's towel and back at the other familiar faces, she wondered, Was this for real? She blinked in remembrance of an old, reoccurring dream back in old highschool days that pictured her walking into her first period English class but naked.

No, it couldn't be! She shook her head unconsciously, glaring at the rubicund carpet vehemently.

Meanwhile, Heero focused all his quickly diminishing self-control in an effort to take his gaze off the irresistible honey-blond and focus a half glare at the American baka--his mind still intrigued and perturbed in a perverted way with the Vice Foreign Minister.

Despite the death glare, the grin already plastered upon Duo's face grew even wider, if that's actually possible. A rather loud cough from Wufei's door caught everyone's attention immediately. The Chinese man's eyes were closed and the color on his face seemed to be switching form flushed to pale and back.

"Ahem!" He opened his eyes once more and forced his eyes upon the fellow pilots instead of the sensation before them, and they returned his gaze.
"I-I, err, I-I am, we are..." He stuttered, his pleading look touching no one until he landed on his Arabian comrade.

Quatre blinked thrice, realizing that the weight was being thrusted upon him. His right hand came up shakily to pull sharply at his collar. He rummaged his mind for a response, and finding it, he, being used to speaking to a person's face, accidentally looked up. The picture hit him hard as he took notice once again her milky white skin and her arms trying to conceal personal areas. His nose burned, and he felt something running fast down his nostril. Head cocking up to the ceiling, he sniffed loudly.

"He's got a nose-bleed!" Duo bellowed heartily, his body rocking with laughter. Wufei snorted and his mouth curved into a snarl. Now who was going to take control of this situation!?!

Heero found himself grunting along with Trowa, his grip tightening involuntarily as the towel seemed to be getting increasingly smaller throughout. Both Heavyarms and Wing Zero pilots turned their stares back to the main attraction unfazed.

The blaring of a 18 by 18 vid-screen disrupted the eerie silence. It buzzed loudly atop the Relena's smooth, ash wood drawers located to the right of her still, shocked form. Pagen's wrinkled face blipped on, "Ms. Relena?" Everyone's face hue took a nose dive, well everyone except the lone female.

Relena swirled around to face her butler unafraid. "Yes Pegan?" She had switched off the camera that recorded her side of the telegraph.

"Your brother is downstairs," he continued. Turning about casually, he seemed to be looking for something, or someone. "Correction, he's coming up right now with Mrs. Noin, their son Charles, and Lady Une. They seem to be in a rush."

The pilots turned around hastily in a effort to escape, Duo still chuckling and Quatre fumbling with his nose, blood splattering over his clothes. The door suddenly slammed open to reveal the four guests, Charles's hand still on the doorknob.

"Charles, it's bad manners to--" Zech swallowed his voice to see his sister unclothed before him. Noin reached for her son, covering his eyes with her left hand.

"Relena, I'm so sorry ab--" she floundered, but a crash resounded from the other end of the room. Duo had slipped upon a garbage can and was now all over the floor in Relena's bathroom.

"Fuck!" he cursed, the smile gone from his features. Noin smothered her son's ears, pulling him close to her body. She shot daggers at the American pilot.

Milliardo's eye's widened, his attention caught not by the braided idjit but by the four of the five doors leading to his sister's room as they slammed shut. He considered himself ?lucky? enough to catch a glance of each offending man...
"You see, my plan is working. For it is written that 'if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise."
Maggie smacked my leg. "That is not written."
"Sure it is, Imbeciles three, verse seven."
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Relena swallowed thickly at everyone piled in her doorway. Quickly grabbing the comforter off her large bed, she wrapped it around her body, securing it at her left breast. Fighting off the warmth that heated her cheeks, she faced her brother, his wife and the Colonel. Offering them a weak, small smile, the young woman silently sat on the edge of her bed, gathering more blankets, despite the extreme heat of the summer day filling her room, overtop of her legs. She then folded her hands and held the trembling at bay.

"I'm t-terribly sorry for that." She cleared away the squeak in her voice and tried again. This time she glanced at her sister-in-law, noting the mortified look that lingered in her dark eyes. "Noin, please take Charles down to Pagan. I'm sure he'll have something for the boy to do."

Noin absently nodded, still seeing the scene in her mind. With numb legs she steered her son from her sister's bedroom and down the hall, leaving brother and sister to discuss. Relena watched her tall brother, handsome and brooding, turn to shut the door quietly. He leaned back on it, arms folded over his chest. With a lift of his brow, he glanced at the five doors that had been slammed shut upon knowing he was here in the Manor.

"I won't even ask why you have all five of their doors joined to yours, Relena," Miliardo grumbled, head lowered. Relena pushed down her anger, her eyes lowering to stare at the bulky blankets surrounding her body. He went on after a moment of silence.

"Why were they all in your room, Relena?"

Relena kept her gaze lowered. "Still haven't taught your son to knock, Miliardo?" she retorted immediately. She lifted her head, glaring at him heatedly.

"How the hell was I supposed to know you'd be stark naked in front of those damn clowns, while one was just in a towel?" Miliardo pushed off the door in lightning speed, moving across the room towards her. "Just what the hell do you expect me to about my son when I don't even know what you're doing behind closed doors!"

"Try keeping the child at bay, Miliardo!" Relena screamed shrilly, jumping off the bed to meet him in the middle.

Her brother glowered at her angered expression, looked her up and down, and then glared over at the door he had seen the one in the towel scurrying into. Huffing in her face, he turned away from her and stalked to that very door.

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With his ear pressed against the hollow wood, the young man dressed only in a towel continued to listen to the heated conversation on the other side. A latch popped open, followed by a prolonged creaking noise. Duo hastily rushed into the room from the door adjoining his friends' and then shut the loud door behind him. Upon seeing Heero, Duo hurried over to him, now dressed in a grey sweatshirt since he had an accident while swimming in the garbage can. Heero shot him a glare, indicating for him to be quiet. Duo complied and took a place against the door, ear pressed in the same fashion.

"What are they talking about?" he whispered, hissing in fear. His violet eyes sought out his friends deep blue ones.

"Us. Me."

They both then heard the loud, heavy steps of an angry man. The two men stared at each other, one with a thoughtful, wondering look, and the other with a scared shitless look.

"I think he's coming, Heero!" Duo squeaked, frightened. He had seen the fury the blond haired man could unleash. He didn't wish to be caught up in its ray of death.

"Shut up, Maxwell," Heero growled, trying to listen for more movement. Upon hearing nothing, aside from a quick, loud protest from Relena, he began, along with his braided friend, to move away from the door, when all of a sudden it was yanked open.

It had suddenly gotten hotter in the room...

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For those who didn't know Heero Yuy, they could at least guess that the man was fearless. For those that did know him, however, they could at least guess that when confronted by the elder brother of the young, attractive, and nearly-naked Vice Foreign Minister, he would be scared into hell.

Duo had never seen this kind of reaction from Heero before. Only Trowa had been given that priviledge. As the Perfect Soldier stared defiantly at the taller man whose chest was currently heaving with anger, he knew that somewhere in the back of his mind, Heero was still thinking about the important woman who was clothed in but a bedsheet and remembering what was underneath the bedsheet.

It made him want to crack up and goad Heero and Zechs into a dogfight.

Zechs' clenched fists shook as he fought to restrain them from pounding Heero into a bloody pulp. "Yuy," he growled between clenched teeth, "why are you wearing a towel instead of proper attire when trying to enter my sister's room?"

Heero spoke calmly and truthfully. "So no one else would see me butt naked."

Zechs took in a breath.

"And I had intended to go into my bathroom."

At this, the eldest Peacecraft paused. "Your bathroom?"

"Yes." Heero rocked back on his heels. "You are standing in the doorway of what was assumed to be the bathroom that I so greatly have a right to."

Duo raised his hand, then jumped in. "That's not a bathroom, Heero, my pal." He chortled.

"And what," Zechs snarled, rounding on him, "were YOU doing, going into Relena's room?"

"I was taking the back exit!" Duo exclaimed defensively.

"That's not a back exit. That it my sister's closet."

"I can tell. The satin blue panties give it away, Lena." Duo winked over Zechs' shoulder and Relena groaned, turning red once more.

Heero shut his eyes. She hadn't been wearing any panties that he'd seen...

Suddenly the door burst open. Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre (wearing a clean shirt and a piece of cotton up his nostril) came in.

"Yuy, this is dishonor!" Wufei yelled. "How dare you enter a woman's room unbeckoned?"

"What shit is THAT?" Quatre shot back, surprising everyone. "You were in there, too, you evil necermancer!"

Trowa quietly leaned against the wall. He had feared boredom and so he had been thoughtful enough to bring his book with him.

"Trowa?" Zechs inquired.

Trowa tossed an eyebrow up to demonstrate his attention. "I simply heard a crash and wished to investigate."

Six pairs of eyes swiveled in Relena's direction.

Her hold on the blanket loosened slightly. "That was my fault. i was in a hurry this morning and pretty much tossed my hairdryer up on the shelf in my closet. Gravity decided to bring it down when I was changing."

"Oh, yeah," Duo muttered. "Almost tripped over that."

"You weren't changing," Heero pointed out in his unfaltering monotonous voice. "You were standing naked in your room."

Relena's brow raised defiantly. "At least I don't barge into womens' rooms 'unbeckoned,'" she replied coolly.

"Injustice!" Wufei added, nodding.

Zechs passed his fingertups over his eyes. "This is ridiculous," he said. "Relena, last I knew, the architecture of this palace did not have secret doors leading from the queen's chambers. How is it these guest room are all connected to yours?"

All of the former Gundam pilots and her older brother stood patiently and quietly, waiting for an answer. Heero, who was still covered up by that damn towel, locked gazes with Relena.

Relena sighed as she prepared to come clean. "The reason is..."

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:lol: Oh my gosh... That was HILARIOUS!!! I hafta see what's gonna happen next!
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Post by sailorDH »

the reason is...
the reason is........!!!!!!

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Post by cHiMes »

somebody who can write damned good send in the next part for those like moi who can't write to save their lives!

:bounce: need to know what happens next!!!!
"When I was suffering, you were there behind me" Anon....unless i made it up...

"If she dies, the World Nation and this false peace will disappear. Relena, I'll destroy you."

"Zero won't tell me. Wufei, tell me, how many more times do I have to kill that girl and her dog? Tell me, Wufei." [Heero]

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Post by demented fly »

OMG! COME ON!!!!! I wanna post!!!!!! but I can't post now!!! I can't think of a reason......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh......... T_T
oops...unless there are turns???? oh poopy. if so, can I go, Leia?
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Post by Leia Avenrose »

By all means, you can contribute as MUCH as you little heart wants. :D I wouldn't mind, as long as we get replies and some good parts that could bring this little funny thing up to an overwhelming crescendo. :D

Welcome aboard. Any other takers?

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