bookworm Tortures Midii
Bookworm looked around her room.
She sighed.
?I?m bored.?
She sat on her bed and lifted the book off her night table.
?Let me see??
~*~
Midii smiled.
She was so happy because?
?her brothers were coming!
So saying, she quelled the urge to skip down the hallway, knowing that she was a MATURE young woman.
She caught sight of her friends.
?Hey guys!?
The group, or rather, the women were occupied at the magazine that a certain VFM had. The men (well, most of them anyway) were looking elsewhere, uncomfortable at the picture that the women were looking at.
Curious, Midii walked nearer and caught sight of?
She stared, aghast.
?THAT?S ME!?
The group turned their attention to her, but her gaze remained on that picture.
Her husband looked at her, down at the picture, and back at her. He nodded his head.
?Now I know why the girl looked familiar.?
His best friend shook his head.
?It?s the glasses that masked her face.?
However, the VFM had another idea. She held up the magazine and pointed on the naked girl, about five years of age, with huge glasses covering nearly all of her face, and smiling at them.
?When did you send this out, Midii??
Midii?s mind began to churn.
Who could have??
?Midii!?
Midii slowly turned around.
When her eyes caught sight of the teenage boys, they froze.
Midii?SMILED.
?You!?
The teenage boys were puzzled at the wrath of their sister?s, until one of them saw the picture.
?Oh, crap.?
The other boys also saw the picture and deduced that they were in trouble.
The boys simultaneously turned around and began to run away.
Midii went after them.
The group watched in silence as the siblings ran out of the building.
Finally, Trowa spoke.
?I thought it was cute.?
~*~
Bookworm closed the book.
She shook her head.
?Ah, those pictures.?
She shuddered.
?What did our parents think they were doing??
THE END
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Yay you did Midii! 
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Oh please write another so funny . keeps fetting me in trouble for laughing late at night.
Naughty Heero, I wish he was real
Naughty Heero, I wish he was real
Heero can I see your gun? I have a few people I need to kill!"
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One time I accidently broke Duo's Gundam. Now I'm banned from his house."
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One time I accidently broke Duo's Gundam. Now I'm banned from his house."
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Yes, yes. The next one is boring, in my opinion, but w/ my dry sense, the humor is still there. And Duo's story...I like it. 
About Midii's naked pic. Well, let me just say, it also happened to me. Not the same pic, but somewhere along the same line. And I can't believe that the adults took it. Very embarrassing, if you ask me.
angel222, like the Relena icon.
About Midii's naked pic. Well, let me just say, it also happened to me. Not the same pic, but somewhere along the same line. And I can't believe that the adults took it. Very embarrassing, if you ask me.
angel222, like the Relena icon.
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For goodness sake! 
Who thought our sweet little Quatre could be so devious. 
As for Midii: poor thing. When I graduated from grade school, a slide show of embarrassing photos of everyone in the class was shown... and... well... let's just say that Midii's photo isn't so far off.
Great job as usual, bookworm. You know I always look forward to reading your humorous little editions to this "book."
Mas cuentas, por favor.
~Tomorrow
Who thought our sweet little Quatre could be so devious. As for Midii: poor thing. When I graduated from grade school, a slide show of embarrassing photos of everyone in the class was shown... and... well... let's just say that Midii's photo isn't so far off.
Great job as usual, bookworm. You know I always look forward to reading your humorous little editions to this "book."
Mas cuentas, por favor.
~Tomorrow
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The clarity of the hindsight we obtain from a new day may be 20/20, but it provides us with biased knowledge of the experiences and emotions that were-- Not what could have been, if only we had the chance to look through those premonitory eyes.
The clarity of the hindsight we obtain from a new day may be 20/20, but it provides us with biased knowledge of the experiences and emotions that were-- Not what could have been, if only we had the chance to look through those premonitory eyes.
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Warning: this one is not as funny as usual. But the idea behind it is [funny]. Well, to me it is.
Neway, the one after that is better, I think.
So...
Neway, the one after that is better, I think.
So...
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