bookworm Tortures GW

[Crazygurl]

I... have no words.

I don't know if I should laugh, or pity the peeps of GW. But hilarious nonetheless.

[bookworm]

Hehehehehe...

As I said, I'm torturing GW. Including Zechs.

:evil:

[Crazygurl]

*evil grin*

[bookworm]

Here's...Wufie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bookworm tortures Wufei

Bookworm was looking at her book. She kept flipping pages and mentally counting the numerous times that one word appeared.

She frowned.

?This is getting so irritating.?

She closed that book and got another one out. THIS one was her most precious book of all. The other one kept up with the people on her PRECIOUS book.

She licked her lips.

?Payback time.?

~*~

Wufei looked at the paper in his hand and then up at the house.

He scowled.

Then he marched towards the porch, up the stairs, and knocked on the door.

The door opened immediately.

A harried woman smiled with relief.

?Thank God that you are here.?

Quickly and before Wufei could say a word, she thrust a paper at him.

?This is the list of emergency numbers. You can contact me with the number on top. But don?t call for at least four hours since I?ll be busy talking to other people and the airplane won?t allow me to use my cell phone later on.?

With unmistakable strength, she pulled on Wufei?s arm, pushed him inside the house, and closed the door after him.

Wufei was bewildered.

He blinked.

Then he blinked again.

?Kisama.?

The roomful of girls of various ages smiled at him.

?Hi!?

~*~

Bookworm smiled, sneaking the camera back into her pocket as she beheld the Asian?s horrified expression.

She hid her smirk.

Then she left the room while the other females bombarded the lone male with their feminine wiles.

Out of sight, Bookworm finally allowed herself to grin.

?Serves him right for such a low opinion on females.?

THE END

[bookworm]

Hehehehehehe.......BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first fave one is coming next folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raspberry]

XD

[bookworm]

First of, disclaimers. GW...especially Heero AND Tink, do NOT belong to me. Thus, this fic is humor. FOR HUMOR. BUT HH is mine, I made that up. BUT if it does exist...then it doesn't belong to me.

Well, this is my first fave fic in this series. I enjoyed writing this. In fact, I wrote this before Duo, Zechs, and Wufei. So that was why I asked if I should post or not.

Please enjoy my fic. Solely for humor, k?

[bookworm]

bookworm Tortures Heero (w/ some Lady Une)

?Here?s the deal. I?ll let you out to test the reaction of our fave boy. ?Kay??

Bookworm waited for the answer.

?So?do we agree with this??

There was the reply she was waiting for.

?Good. Then I?ll see you later.?

With that, Bookworm left?with the door opened.

~*~

BAM!

The room grew silent as they saw the menacing figure that had slammed the door HARD with his entry. There were sounds of papers falling from slack hands, and other similar occurrences with other things like pens, cups, etc.

Finally a brave man (or a foolish one, depending on one?s opinion) stepped up to the plate.

?Um, Heero, what?s up??

The figure gave his PERFECT and DEADLY but FAMOUS death glare.

Ominous gulps around the room?from EVERYONE.

?Who took Tink??

There were confused looks all around.

?Huh??

The death glare grew (if possible) more DEADLY.

?Who has my HAMSTER??

Silence.

And then pandemonium.

?Hamster??

?There?s an escaped hamster in the building??

?I?m ALLERGIC to hamsters!?

This caused the others, including the hamster?s owner, to stare at?

?a pale Lady Une.

There was another silence.

It was broken by Heero, who shrugged.

?Who cares??

Then the death glare was replaced by?a GLARE.

A GLARE so menacing, so deadly, that?

A small squeak could be heard by the silence.

Heero unerringly focused on the spot where the noise came from. He went up to the place and found his dwarf hamster. He went down on his knees and held out his hand.

Tink went to it meekly.

The hamster?s owner got up and walked out of the room.

Afterwards, Lady Une fainted, numerous people found places to sit since their knees grew weak, and a bespectacled girl turned off her video recorder.

A smirk graced on the girl?s lips.

?Tink will appreciate this when he arrives at Hamster Heaven.?

THE END

[Crazygurl]

TINK!!!!!

You should've mentionned that it was Relena's hamster, though. Maybe a sequel?

TINK!!!!

[Morrighan]

TINK!!! Poor Une...

He-he-he...