Memoirs of Haooies Past

Here is where you can find Heero x Relena centric fanfics, like those we archived on our original site. Happy posting!

Moderators: blackrose, Morrighan

Beer-monster
The Chicken Dance Returns
Posts: 2119
Joined: Tue May 20, 2003 7:24 pm
Location: Rifling through your stuff

Post by Beer-monster »

Haooy is a product of MBF's insanity


It means...well I'll see if she tells you
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html

Fatimai1
Fanfic Connoisseur|NewType
Posts: 119
Joined: Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:24 pm
Location: Rhode Island (Small isn't it...)
Contact:

Post by Fatimai1 »

that was so funny and cool. too bad they didnt do it like that just once. would of been interesting :roll:

wicked
Rose's Favorite. Really, just ask her.
Posts: 1407
Joined: Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:19 am
Location: The log on which I am a bump.

Post by wicked »

As my baby, darling, ilovehersomuch sister is away on vacation (I truly hate her for this) I will enlighten you Faye Faye.

Haooy is another term for sex, boinking, sexual intercourse, horizontal tango, knockin' da boots, f---ing, fornication and well you get the idea now.

It stems from a conversation my sister and I had one night and is actually, in truth, a misspelling of the word happy. MBF spelt "haooy" when she actually meant "happy." So for the rest of the conversation we discussed how the G-boys haooy. Pukk, those were good times.

^_____^

And now you know and knowing is half the battle!

~Wicked

And we're not insane really. Okay so maybe we are but don't let that sway your opinion of us.
Last edited by wicked on Sat Mar 13, 2004 4:44 am, edited 1 time in total.

Calla Lily
Anime Junkie
Posts: 803
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:21 pm
Location: Vancouver, Canada
Contact:

Post by Calla Lily »

Narrator: As Calla Lily reads Wicked's most unusual and utterly hilarious response to Faye Faye's question...

[in the background elevator music plays]

... Calla Lily is currently unable to breathe, speak, or even open her eyes due to the intensity of her laughing fit. Sad to say, she is also scaring the heck out of everyone else in the house. They are starting to wonder whether a minor earthquake is in the process. But it's not California.

Hence, we come to the moral of the story:

- - -
If you know, please tell me.
- - -

In the meanwhile, I'll just sit in the corner and smother my face into a pillow as my cheeks go beet red from laughing all over again...

Wicked, "haooy" and it's appropriate definition should be emblazoned upon the English Dictionary just for the hell of it.
"Chaos will always triumph over order; it is the way of things." ~Hexadecimal, ?Game Over?

<a href="http://dragon-faere.livejournal.com/">Dragon Faere</a> / <a href="http://hermonthis.livejournal.com/">Hermonthis</a> / <a href=" http://www.fanfiction.net/u/187494/">Pit of Voles</a>

Raspberry
Anime Junkie
Posts: 1233
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:24 am
Location: If Hell is The Deepest South, than I am at the bottom!

Post by Raspberry »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wow that was... Great! And soooo funny! Wonderful!
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

Chibi-sitter
Anime Junkie
Posts: 1085
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:06 am
Location: somewhere between Smallville and Gotham
Contact:

Post by Chibi-sitter »

:D OK, this is the first time my laughing has sounded like a pig, chicken and monkey all at once....so says my grandmother.

Too funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think I almost dislocated my jaw :-P

magnificent :salute:

Van Schroeder
Pilot Candidate||Goddess in Training
Posts: 39
Joined: Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:01 pm
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada

Post by Van Schroeder »

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. The poor guy (being one myself), that must have been a bad experience. Really bad. Interesting story you got here. funny, yes but also interesting.
The pessimist sees the work ahead. The optimist sees the result. (unknown)

Post Reply

Return to “Blissful Ignorance (Heero x Relena) Fanfiction Showcase”