Memoirs of Haooies Past

[blackrose]

Do you remember this from the lemon you wrote for my berfaday?

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Originally posted by blackrose:
So, who's the hentai b-day girl? Anyone I know?
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No one stable. Does that limit the # of people you know? ^___~

I would like to answer that now.

Ahem.

No. Actually, it doesn't.

And yes, yes, you caught me, I read it because there was haooy in the title. And it said MEMORIES OF. There should have been lemonage in flashbacks. I do declare this false advertising, and you must be punish-ed.

Though you underestimate me. I've seen Loyce without makeup and Stella after she's had a glass of wine (which means I had to half-carry her home). And if those aren't scary enough...

Heero, after he's been denied sex with Relena. By my doing. Yep yep. Nothing is frightening after that.

Heero: You're lucky you're still alive.

Rose: LUCKY! I was in traction for 3 weeks after that fall.

Heero: Again. You're lucky you're still alive.

Rose: No, you're lucky. Otherwise, there would not be ANY hayooing with Relena.

Heero: *glares* That's what you think.

So, HA!

You can't scare me, MBF.

I, however, retain the right to scare you.

[Shooting Gundam Star]

*tears running down face due to laughing*

Very good story MBF! I love it!

[Melville's Best Friend]

And yes, yes, you caught me, I read it because there was haooy in the title. And it said MEMORIES OF. There should have been lemonage in flashbacks. I do declare this false advertising, and you must be punish-ed.

You know, I looked at the title, and thought..."Did I write that? I couldn't have spelled Memoirs correctly to save my life..." And I know I caught you. Ha ha! I have that credit on my mind and will appreciate that fact. ^__~

However, oh Rose, I am SO sorry for false advertising. PLEASE allow me to do whatever it takes to redeem myself.

I should be punished.

I messed with the system.

And I am not being sarcastic. I really am sorry. The second I read your post, I knew you thought there was haooy.

There was no haooy.

But that would've been SO funny if they had. *cackles*

Again, MY BAD.

But at least you liked it.

Rose: Never said that.

MBF: But at least you liked it!!! ^__^

Rose: *glare*

Duo: I didn't like it.

Heero: I liked it.

Relena: You had my bosom. Of course you liked it.

MBF: At least ya'll liked it!!!!

So, HA!

You can't scare me, MBF.

I, however, retain the right to scare you.

I wouldn't have it any other way. ^___^

Shooting Gundam Star*tears running down face due to laughing*

Very good story MBF! I love it!

Yay!!! Yet another person gone insane via the effects of laughter!!!!

Remember: The best way to kill someone is through laughter. Heero never did that because he's not funny. And he likes gore.

Heero: *aims gun*

MBF: He's funny and I'll write about him haooying Relena.

Heero: *readies to fire*

MBF: AT LEAST 4 NIGHTS A WEEK!!!

Heero: *about to pull trigger*

MBF: 6 NIGHTS!!!

Heero: *puts gun away and leaves*

MBF: I swear. The things that boy's on...

Relena: Thanks, Mellie!!! Wow, six nights a week. That gives me 24 hours to rest up and spring back into action. He may be the perfect soldier, but I can be pretty perfect t--

MBF: Too MUCH INFO.

Relena: *giggles* I liked it when he explained sex through goats.

Heero: That was an interesting night, too, btw.

Relena: *blush*



And, SGS, I haven't made anyone cry from laughter in a good long time.

*GLOMP*

Thankee!!!!

~MBF

[Shooting Gundam Star]

And, SGS, I haven't made anyone cry from laughter in a good long time.

*GLOMP*

Thankee!!!!

I'm just glad I get to read stuff by such talented and amazing people! You are diffently one of the best (not to metions funniest) writers I've ever read! Please keep up the good work!

*glomps back*

PS: I love your gundam wing disney chibies! Please tell me theres a story behind that! Prefferbaly one involving some good Haooying!

[Beer-monster]

Good one MBF that was funny

MBF: Then why aren't you laughing

Beer: I don't laugh....I may cackle from time to time.

MBF: Git

Beer: Aluminium

MBF: @__@ *gooifies*

Beer: I liked the joke about the breasts too. But then maybe I just like the word BREASTS!!!!!!!!


MBF: You would *glare*

Beer: Perhaps I should check yours are still there

MBF: :evil: *thwack*

Beer: Hey...I bet you don't thwack MR RW

[HeerosChick1842]

Hahahahahahah (falls off chair and starts laughing and rolling on the floor) but...it...was...hilarious! I thought it was cute too.

[Morrighan]

*laughs hyterically* *falls out her chair* OMG!! MBF! That's one of the funniest fics I've read in a really long time... This was just oozing hilarity! All those jokes....

Great job!!

[Faye Faye]

Adorable and completely perfect!

[Calla Lily]

Sweet mother of pearl... I literally choked myself trying not to laugh out loud. For you see, it's late at night and my chortles would probably wake everybody up. Even with a hand clamped over my mouth, I couldn't stop my face going red with mirth.

But as to the story, it was absolutely fabulous!!!! Now, I thought it would be another lemon of a hentai-mind, but the unexpected twist you've put in there just made it all the more hilarious. I enjoyed every moment of it.

Hon, I ADORE this story.

[Faye Faye]

I'm an avid reader of Heero/Relena and other coupling fanfiction. this site is my life...yet...I still dont know what exactly the term "haooy" means and where it came from. Can someone enlighten the idiot in the corner? *me*

Thanks ^_^
Faye Faye