Miroku

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Miroku
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Post by Miroku »

The Ninja is a good catholic girl and has no desire to bear your child....
Miroku: and i am a respected monk, but i cannot comprehend by this no desire to bear your child. those words and that sentance do not make sense.

but i will respect your wishes.

[grope]

ninja: [slap]

miroku: @_@
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

Funny how only a few sentances can turn a rotten day into a good one.
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Post by White Witch »

Hello Miroku!

Welcome to the BI forum, hope you had a nice trip from Sengoku Jidai to AC 197... :bounce:

Sorry, but I will ABSOLUTELY NOT bear you a child.

Underage and pre-marital sex, you see.

Plus the fact that I am a very devout Catholic. And that two people will be out to kill you: My tou-san and me. :D

Don't worry, you'll find someone...eventually...how about Sango? :lol:

Hope you enjoy it here! Ja ne!

~White Witch~
Ja, matta desu ne!
~White Witch~ ^_^ -_-
How troublesome...
~Shikamaru
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Post by Red Ninja »

Yay good Catholic girl! *glomps WW* We catholicers gotta stick together
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going
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Melville's Best Friend
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Hello newbie!

Welcome to BI. I see you've met my sister...The wicked child who has a fetish for men with knives...

Wicked: Yes. Yes I do.

MBF: That...Farafarallo lo who'sgot a wedgie guy is like your fav, right?

Wicked: He can throw a mean knife.

Miroku: What does this have to do with bearing my child?

MBF: A slight hinderance, my dear monk. But the ravishing will commence shortly after we have a few moments of sibling rivalry.

Wicked: A few moments? You're LEAVING in a few days! We will bicker until then!

MBF: Well, FINE! Then when do I get time to grope, fondle, and utterly please Miroku?

Wicked: WHEN I TELL YOU!

MBF: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!

Wicked: I'M THE BOSS OF HIM!!! *kidnaps the bishi*

Beck: :salute: I'll take him back, ma'am.

Shadow: :salute: And I''l protect him from your sister.

Wicked: *cracks knuckles* I love my life...
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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please ladies, there is no reason to fight over me, we can share together. one big party, ne?
MBF: Well, FINE! Then when do I get time to grope, fondle, and utterly please Miroku?
:eek: now!
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

Funny how only a few sentances can turn a rotten day into a good one.
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

I can dig it.

8)

I am a professional. Taught by Beer himself. You will feel the pleaure tonight!!!
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Post by Miroku »

tonight? you will? yes!

wait.

[looks mbf up and down]

you aren't going to hit me are you?

[twitch]
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

Funny how only a few sentances can turn a rotten day into a good one.
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Post by Morrighan »

Miroku wrote: you aren't going to hit me are you?

[twitch]
Awww... Poor Miroku. I think he got hit one too many times... :wink:
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

WHY WOULD I HIT YOU?

Sex you up in ways unimaginable?

Surely.

Hit you?

Not unless you irk me. Or my dark side. *thinks*

Or my sister...

Or Ryan...

Other than that, I shant hit you. ^____^
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.
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Post by Morrighan »

He-he... Of course, MBF, of course. That be the cardinal rule of all things. :wink:
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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