Miroku

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Miroku
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Miroku: Hello to all the ladies out there and gentleman. My name is Miroku and I have travelled a good 500 years to only stumble upon this site. So many ladies. Which brings me to my request.

Please bear my child.

Kagome: You realize that you're five hundred years in the future and there's no Naraku here.

Miroku: I refuse to believe such a lie.

Kagome: Lecher.

Miroku: I detest. I am a simple Monk, hoping to prolong my family line.

Kagome: :roll:
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

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Post by wicked »

Hello Miroku. Aren't you tired from your trip?

No I won't bear your child. Why? You aren't evil. *shrugs*

Oh and if Naraku is here, can I have him? Please?

Welcome to our land that is mostly populated by the "ladies" and very few gentlemen. We tend to be rather odd. Though I am, of course, the least of odd of the bunch. Really I am. ^_^

May you stay here be fruitful, and not in the way that you are thinking. ^_~ We're happy to have you here.

~Wicked
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Post by AngelOfDeath »

I haven't looked on this forum in a while.... anyway

Welcome! Feel free to look around, enjoy the scenery and such. If you're looking to ravish women, you might have some competition, but there is many a lady here so no need to worry.

All in all, it's nice to have more friendly people. :)
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No I won't bear your child.
:lol: are you sure? Sigh, many a beautiful woman and yet another denies me.
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

Funny how only a few sentances can turn a rotten day into a good one.
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Become wholly evil and maybe we'll talk. ^_^

~Wicked
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Post by fubberr »

Hey cool! A ladies man is here!

Haha..Dont worry Miroku, keep trying, soon you'lll get women going;

"Oh! Please i wish to bear your child!"

EVEN though, its been five hundred years. Dont worry, the right one is out there ;)


haha..welcome....yea...This fourm, TONS of ladies. Like myself!

Altough, i'm only in my teens, sooo i do not really have the desire to uhh..

'Bear your child'

at least not yet ..LOL

haha..anyways welcome! again and hi! I'm fubberr..quite new myself.. :D

fubberr!!
:D
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If you try to bear wicked's child let me warn you....she'll suck out your blood and drink martini's from you empty head!!!


Not really, but I wouldn't put it past her.






Not really, wicked is the coolest, and nicest, to me anyway......
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going
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would wicked by any chance be part youkai?
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

Funny how only a few sentances can turn a rotten day into a good one.
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Post by Morrighan »

Miroku wrote: would wicked by any chance be part youkai?
:lol: Unlikely! But I'm 100% Goddess of War... :D If you were interested in that fact, that is.

I give my greetings to you, time traveling (hentai :wink: ) monk!! I'm pretty sure I don't want to "bear your child", but I'm flattered by the offer!
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

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Post by Red Ninja »

The Ninja is a good catholic girl and has no desire to bear your child....



Now Aya that's a different story, I could sex him up all day!!
Well I can fight like the devil
Or do what I'm told
But one of these days
I've got to hit the road
On my way home
I'm coming home
That's where I'm going
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