Argh! (A Drabble Challenge Answer)

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Argh! (A Drabble Challenge Answer)

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Disclaimer: I don't own nuffin'.

rating: PG (?) Only if suggestion counts I think, though :)
title: Argh!
pairing: 1xR (what else would it be?)
Word count: 107 (and a fourth?) words






It was the third time that day.

When she had reached across her desk her blouse had opened just so. . .

He couldn?t even think it.

And her skirt had ridden up, and there, much to his continued shock were her p-p-p. . .

Even worse thing to think about.

This time she stormed into the bathroom as he tried to staunch the bloody flow from his nasal cavity.

"That?s the last time I try to seduce you, Heero Yuy!" Relena slammed the stall door so hard the hinges nearly broke.

Seduce? The word filtered through his brain until finally something clicked.

Two could play this game.
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Post by WhiteWindRRose »

:eek: :lol: :lol:
ooo i love this one!!!
lol
it's good he finally got the message!!! :roll:
Argh! is truly the word.
but hopefully it's not exactly the very, very LAST time Rel tries
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Post by Kanya Barton »

LMAO!!! Oh that was really, really good! Oh that one has me laughing! Oh geez...I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Good job!
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Post by raine_yuy »

hahaha!

oh geesh, that was so silly it tickled my funny bones. lol. very well done. oh my goodness, i can't get over the cuteness. haha!
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Post by Nausica? »


* glomps *

That was awesome, sweetie! I laughed so hard about the nose bleeding thing... I tend to forget what it signifies, but every time its mentioned, I remember all over again.

* chuckles * That was so good...


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Post by Morrighan »

:D :lol: Ooh... That was good... :D

Are you implying a sequel?? :D
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Post by blackrose »

CUTE!

I don't think I can write anything in 100 words...

*smacks Yuy*

YES, SEDUCE! *smack smack smack*

*mutters* Idiot

Thanks AOD!

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Post by Scilja »

Hahaha! That was cute! In 100 words, you have captured Heero's clueless state of mind! Encore! Encore!
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Post by Nikouru »

Wow! :D Interesting! Too bad Heero couldn't take the hint Relena was implying... Great work!!! :D Sequel please! :D

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Post by Elyn Yuy »

:eek: Did Heero's nose pop?

poor Heero. ....Get her back for that!!! :evil:

:wink: hehehehe
Keep it up!!!

sequel sequell

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