rating: PG (?) Only if suggestion counts I think, though

title: Argh!
pairing: 1xR (what else would it be?)
Word count: 107 (and a fourth?) words
It was the third time that day.
When she had reached across her desk her blouse had opened just so. . .
He couldn?t even think it.
And her skirt had ridden up, and there, much to his continued shock were her p-p-p. . .
Even worse thing to think about.
This time she stormed into the bathroom as he tried to staunch the bloody flow from his nasal cavity.
"That?s the last time I try to seduce you, Heero Yuy!" Relena slammed the stall door so hard the hinges nearly broke.
Seduce? The word filtered through his brain until finally something clicked.
Two could play this game.