I had no idea i could do this...

[pilot03]

Like, okay! I have some stories I'd be willing to share on here. Not sure what your after? Just funny trouble stuff, or anything involving cops/law enforcement. Only really have one of the latter stories. Choose your medicine.

And I'm happy to report that it is now 5 here

I'm almost there. Late night.....eyes closing....must stay sitting up straight and answer phone.

[Aeris_Eithne]

I'm quite easily amused, so anything funny will do. But... why not a good ol' law enforcement story? I have a few of those myself.

[pilot03]

Twas the night before New Year's Day (new years eve for those that need me to spell it out) and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for a Pilot. Now Pilot was a kind lad and was visiting friends, when the offer to shoot off a few rounds was made in his stead. So off they go, to land labeled county, but little did they know that there was a bounty. Shots went off, at unmoving targets, to see who might be, the next Davy Crockett. With a setting sun and no alcohol in his gullet, Pilot decided, that tis was time to pack it. Down the trail, his merry feet took him, into the waiting arms of, some silly dumb rookie.


The moral of the story is: Don't go target shooting on New Years Eve even if your best friend that you haven't seen in ages asks you to. Boundaries were moved and the property I was shooting at suddenly became city land and in the reach of local PD. It was clear I wasn't messing around as I had a target set up and a backstop but the guy was dead set on taking us in. The 2nd officer to show up on the scene even told me he would have let us off but the 1st officer was in charge. As I was getting dragged off my buddy, who's fault this all was, just waved and said he see me later. He went off to party while I was stuck in a cell. I was on the news as 1 of the 2 ( the other being my cousin ) who got arrested for discharging of a weapon. It was 6 'o clock in the evening. Nowhere near midnight. Ain't that a hoot.

[Aeris_Eithne]

Wow, I'm impressed. Did you just turn that into a poem on the spot? You're quite the bard, aren't you?

I've gotten in trouble many a time for trespassing and was once chased by somone's llama... And I've learned to avoid the cops after parking one time too many in cornfields... That's right, in cornfields... But your story's so much more exciting.

Now I'm off for the evening, so thanks for making my night with your funny tale!

[pilot03]

Was my pleasure.

[so_so_sad]

Here is my drunken run in with the police. I was out in farm country having a party meant for a few of my closest friends, so there were like thirty-five people there, anyways. And of course I was with my girls and we have a happy little tradition of losing an article of clothing with every shot, so we all got outside and got to it. We decided to play truth or dare in our bras and panties while walking down the driveway from the house, we decided to go streaking and in my determination to be the fastest runner in the group I ran right into a parked police car? naked

[pilot03]

*nosebleed*

Now that is funny. Super duper funny. Or something I would have loved to have seen with my own eyes. I can't make up my mind, but I know I'd be laughing my ass off inbetween loses of blood. Not that I want to see you naked or anything. Reminds me of that movie Outside Providence. I know this girl that when she starts drinking she always gets up on a table and starts stripteasing.

My only question is about this parked police car. Was there a cop inside it at the time? The only other police story I've had was when I was seeing someone right after high school. We were in my car....in the back seat......well, I'm not going to paint you a picture. Anyways a cop comes up to the window and asks what are we doing back there. I told him that she was helping me with some homework.

Now for a funny story. I was at my roommates girlfirends apartment. We were all having a good time playing cards and drinking. Late into the evening on of the girlfriends buddies starts boasting about that there was no dare he wouldn't take and whatnot. I was still playing cards when I heard my roommate yell, "He'll do it!" He then proceeds to inform me that I just took a bet for $20 to jump into a pool. Clothes on. In Dallas. Night before it snowed in December. I was drunk and broke. I asked to see the money and we all headed down to the pool aread which was next to her apartment. I confirmed my roommate was holding the money, gave a salute, and fell in. I quickly sobered up, but when I climbed out I noticed that I was missing something. My glasses. So in I went again. After that we all went home, but my roommate didn't want to leave just yet. So I had to run back to my apartment which was across the way soaking wet with the wind blowing as if it meant to knock me down. By the time I had made it back to my apartment I had already stripped down to my boxers getting my wet clothes off so the cold wouldn't be so bad. I got some cat calls from some of the older women from the complex that happened to be doing laundry.

[Morrighan]

Note to self: Never pull p03's drunken antics.

[pilot03]

You can't share the subway story either! I'm going to keep that one under wraps for now.

[Morrighan]

Awwww.... That was kinda funny? ^^

Ello so_so_sad! It already seems like you've made yourself at home here on BI!