Blissful Ignorance

Kevin: "Well, after being hunted all over Zurich, Relena's finally caught me (at the airport, I was heading to Mexico) and dragged me ALL THE WAY back to Switzerland by the ear... she was saying something about cowardice, but I really couldn't hear her...

"And now I can't hear anything. Oops ...

NOOOOOO!!!

*runs to house and gathers a week's worth of food*

HiFreak, you saved my existence. Thank you...

And PLEASE don't tell Relena that I read her diary... she'll fire me and force me to live on the streets before sending a strike team to pick me up... and then she'll have them drag me into her office... and she'll say...

"Have you learned your lesson ...

I know...

I... uh... I read it, you know. Does that make you feel better 0mikr0n?

Okay, thanks for not punishing me. See how nice 0mikr0n is?

...

I'm... sorry?

I refuse to be silenced! I detest that you're going to cut me out for a couple chapters! Let me stay, I order you to... or I'll rip my way out of your head and shoot you in the nuts, you mediocre writer! I spit on your shoes, you damned second rate literateur!