The Despaired Childhood of Sasuke - Chapter 2 (Rated -T)

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As Sasuke began to walk the streets of Konaha he heard heard a voice call his name from behind.
"Hey Sasuke"
"Not today!" he muttered to himself as he pursued his destination only now instead of strolling he began to hall ass.
"Peek-A-Boo I see YOU!" said a masked man as he hung upside down from a tree branch, the man's nose was buried in a book.
"HOLY FREAKING BANANA HAMMOCK! " screamed Sasuke in surprise.
"What the hell do you want?" asked Sasuke with a shocked look on his face.
"Just ta' see whatcha' up to." the man's mouth seemed to form a smile through the mask.
"Look old guy your weird and I don't have time for this, I'm trying to ditch someone." Sasuke explained.
The man began to laugh.
"What's so funny?" asked Sasuke curiously.
"Heh Heh, Moo." chuckled the man.
"Excuse me?" asked Sasuke more confused than before.
"Riddle me this Batman, "who is not scrawny nor is he tall, with an attack, comes a ball, of the city Konaha who is the fattest child of them all?" the man asked Sasuke.
Sasuke who at this point was tired of this man's gibberish, ran up to the upside down man and jumped up and smashed his book in his face.
As he left Sasuke yelled to the man, "See Ya Later, Spreminator!"
Then Sasuke continued on his way skipping and singing, "Tra La La, To The Mall. Tra La La We'll Have A Ball. Tra La La, Tra La La, YAY MALL!"