Dialog between Heero and Zechs
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"What is it?"
"Chicken… I think."
"How can you be sure?"
"…"
"Right."
"Put the cell phone away."
"There is an emergency at preventer headquarters that requires my immediate attention."
"What emergency?"
"The one I'm going to order them to have."
"Take me with you!"
"Did you just ask me for a favor?"
"Look, Yuy I may be a proud man, but I haven't had a decent meal in 3 months since Noin decided she wanted to start cooking at home. I'm desperate, get me out of here and a pizza and I'll give you anything you want."
"If you go, Noin goes and finds out there is no emergency."
"I could tell on you."
"She would ask WHY I skipped out."
"…"
"Then she will ask you if you like her cooking."
"…"
"Then you will have to eat the 'chicken' if that is what this is."
"… I hate you beyond the ability of words to describe. At least give me an out, anything."
"Fake stomach flu?"
"Three times, this month."
"Long conference call with Mars?"
"Last night, 3 hours."
"Deliver a report to Une?"
"Monday."
"Take her out to 'someplace nice.'?"
"I would get to sleep in the car, if I'm lucky. How did you get out of it, I know Relena tried cooking for a while?"
"All the food recalls, faulty ovens, and me being sick the next morning, she decided it wasn't worth it."
"Sick the next morning?"
"Spiked my own food."
"You are an evil genius."
"Chicken."
"That too."
"Chicken."
"You already said tha-"
"Zechs, what's wrong, you haven't touched your chicken yet?"
"I, err."
*Nextel chirp* "Agent Wing, we have a computer emergency that requires your immediate attention."
"I'm on my way."
"… chicken…"
Chicken (G)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
That was F$#@* hilarious. Heero spiking his own food sounds like something he would do. Poor Zechs.
That was F$#@* hilarious. Heero spiking his own food sounds like something he would do. Poor Zechs.
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She never will, Zechs couldn't admit to that knowldege without incriminating himself. 
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help.''
Ronald Reagan
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Don't get stuck on stupid.
People are too busy talking to say anything important.
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Ha! That was hilarious. Heh! I can't beleive Heero actually spiked his own food ...no, wait, I actually can. I do feel sort of sorry for Noin and Relena, although I do feel for Zechs a lot more.
I don't really know why but this sort of reminds me of this doujinshi I read which was made up of these little GW shorts. And in one of them the Gundam Pilots got food poisioning.
Heh! I can't beleive Heero actually spiked his own food ...no, wait, I actually can. I do feel sort of sorry for Noin and Relena, although I do feel for Zechs a lot more. I don't really know why but this sort of reminds me of this doujinshi I read which was made up of these little GW shorts. And in one of them the Gundam Pilots got food poisioning.
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I remember this! You posted this on your LJ I think. XDXDNo Zechs, Heero is just THAT smart.
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I did post it on LJ. My original plan was to post a lot of these on LJ first, get some feedback, maybe revise it some, and post it to BI. But I kinda, slack off on posting to BI.
I'm working on about 3 more to get posted over here now.
I'm working on about 3 more to get posted over here now.
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help.''
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Don't get stuck on stupid.
People are too busy talking to say anything important.
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.... PRICELESS!
So, there is something over wht Heero and Zechs share mutual agreement
But I kind of understand their situation - imagine my reaction when my mum served me chicken soup after I got back from camping (where allmost every morning I ate chicken soup noodles..)
So, there is something over wht Heero and Zechs share mutual agreement
But I kind of understand their situation - imagine my reaction when my mum served me chicken soup after I got back from camping (where allmost every morning I ate chicken soup noodles..)
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