Seven Drabbles themed ?A Shower? [Misc. pairings]

[Omnicat]

Title: Seven Drabbles themed ?A Shower?

Author: Omnicat

Rating: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately.

Genre: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately.

Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: The Gundam Wing TV series, Endless Waltz and the Episode Zero manga. In short; everything.

Warnings: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately.

Pairings: Misc. Will be mentioned seperately.

Soundtrack: If you know anything, do share!

Blanket disclaimer: The owner(s) of Gundam Wing own it, and make money from it. That?s not me. This is true for ever chapter, so for every single drabble.

Summary: A set of seven drabbles inspired by the Blissful Ignorance drabble challenge ?A shower with any het couple?. 120 words each. All kinds of genres, pairings and ratings.

Author?s Note: These drabbles were inspired by a fic I once read that was in turn inspired by the ?A shower with any het couple? drabble challenge here on Blissful Ignorance. Word count; 120 words. (I?m proud to say I made it seven times in a row! Fifteen if you count the Harry Potter counterparts!) I hope you?ll enjoy!


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Contents / Chapters:

? It?s Only Horse; 04xCB
? Shampoo; 02xHS
? For Scaring Me; 03x12 (NC-17 rated!)
? Hot/Cold Antics; 04xDC
? Sung Surprise; 05xSP
? A Girl Can Dream; 13x11
? Too Much Bodyguarding - And No Rubber Mat; 01xRP

[Omnicat]

Rating: K

Genre: General, Humor

Warnings/Summary: The scent of horse and mischief.

Pairing: Quatre Winner x Catherine Bloom

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author?s Note: Really, I don?t understand why some people complain about the scent of a perfectly healthy horse...


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It?s Only Horse

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As one of the ever faithful Maganacs took her horse?s reigns from Catherine, Quatre leant over the enclosure, smiling.

?Have a good time??

She smiled and took off her riding-helmet to shake her curls and wipe her forehead.

?It was lovely, thanks.? she said, stepping up to peck Quatre on the cheek.

He scrunched his nose. ?You need a shower.?

?It?s only horse!? Catherine said dismissively. With both hands on the railing and a teasing smile, she lifted one leg to swing it over the barrier separating them - and slipped. Quatre burst out laughing. Catherine pouted and held out her hand so he could help her up. And when he took it -

?Whoa!?

?Now we both need one.?

[Omnicat]

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor

Warnings/Summary: Hogging and annoyance.

Pairing: Duo Maxwell x Hilde Schbeiker

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author?s Note: This is the first thing I ever wrote about Duo that is completely angst-free. O.o


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Shampoo

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Hilde knocked - or rather, banged.

?Duo, what?s taking you so long?? she yelled exasperatedly. ?You?re not the only one who wants to use the shower!?

?I didn?t lock the door or anything.? came the easy reply.

Hilde immediately perked up at the implications of this. The warm water wasn?t the only thing to rain down in welcome as she stepped into the shower stall. With Duo?s hands on her hips and his lips in her neck, she destractedly reached for the shampoo. It took her a moment to realise she only got some bubbles.

?Duo!?

?Ehehe...? He scratched his lathered head.

Glaring, Hilde took his hair, put it to her own head, and started rubbing it through each other.

[Omnicat]

Rating: NC-17

Genre: Romance, Angst

Warnings/Summary: Desperate intimacy.

Pairing: Trowa Barton x Middie Une

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author?s Note: The world?s shortest non-PWP lemon!


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For Scaring Me

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He didn?t even let her undress.

Middie slammed against the tiled wall as Trowa thrust into her. Water soaked through the jeans pooled around his ankles and made her dirty, torn shirt see-through. Small whimpers, harsh gasps and the smacking of flesh accompanied the clattering of the shower in the game of echo in the small cell. Middie clamped down around him and screamed as he bucked the last few times, leaving red trails on his back.

?Never scare me like that again.? he whispered, leaning against her and looking at her through his wet bangs.

Middie chuckled weakly. ?If this is my punishment...?

?Middie, please.? he pleaded.

Middie?s socks splashed down as she pressed their foreheads together.

?I won?t.?

[Omnicat]

Rating: K

Genre: Humor, Romance

Warnings/Summary: The oldest trick in the book - gone wrong.

Pairing: Quatre Winner x Dorothy Catalonia

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author?s Note: Don?t try this at home. It will make people come after you butt-naked. Or not. Maybe they?ll just trow something. Just don?t do it when you can get caught.


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Hot-Cold Antics

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?So, Quatre Raberba Winner, let?s see how tough you are.?

With a mischievous glint in her eyes, Dorothy Catalonia strode from the doorway of the bedroom, through the hallway, to the bathroom door, yanked it open, and slid gracefully inside.

A smirk formed on her lips as she observed her wannabee fianc?e behind the frosted glass panel, going about his routine while humming along with the merrily clattering warm water. With one slender hand she grasped the faucet handle above the sink, twisted it, and released a flow of scalding water.

Dorothy readied herself for what was to come. For what didn?t come.

Dorothy frowned. Why wasn?t her ingenious plan to test him, working?

?The two aren?t connected, sweetheart.?

?D?oh!?

[Omnicat]

Rating: K

Genre: Romance, Humor, Fluff

Warnings/Summary: Horrible singing in the shower, a sweet but silly boy.

Pairing: Wufei Chang x Sally Po

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author?s Note: Even thick-headed jerks have their sweet sides...


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Sung Surprise

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?What the hell?? Sally mumbled groggily.

She staggered out of bed, towards the source of the off-key yowling, and banged on the door.

?Wufei, would you shut up? I?m trying to sleep in!?

He stopped. ?The sun is already up.?

?But it?s my birthday!? she reminded him, somewhat in a huff. ?Do you really have to pick up singing in the shower today??

?Did you even hear what I was singing?? he demanded to know.

?... I heard, but didn't understand it.?

?Don?t you speak Chinese??

?Cantonese, not Mandarin.?

The shower was turned off, and Sally could hear him grumble: ?Like it isn?t hard enough already.?

He opened the door, towel-clad and blushing, and said: ?I was singing ?Happy Birthday?.?

[Omnicat]

Rating: K+

Genre: Romance

Warnings/Summary: An weird dream and sudden hope.

Pairing: Treize Khushrenada x Lady Une?

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author?s Note: I am so disproportionately proud of myself for making all of these exactly 120 words long!


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A Girl Can Dream

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She knocked before entering.

?Ah, Lady Une. Did you bring the rose-scented body wash??

?Yes, your Excellency.?

?Good. Then, if you?d please join me.?

?W - what?!? she stammered, yelping as Treize let his robe fall. ?Sir, this is indecent exposure!? she yelled, hands clasped firmly over her glasses.

?Now, Lady Une,? Treize reached up to gently pry the glasses away from her face, hands and all. ?There?s no need to be prude. It?s only a joined shower, maybe some sex.?

This is where both her brain and reality caught up. The intercom beeped and she jolted upright in bed, thinking: Mr. Treize doesn?t shower, he bathes, with oil, not body wash.

?Lady Une? His Excellency has requested body wash.?

[Omnicat]

Rating: T

Genre: Humor, Romance

Warnings/Summary: ?Overprotectiveness? and a lack of safety precautions.

Pairing: Heero Yuy x Relena Peacecraft (at last!)

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author?s Note: And that?s the last one! After this, it?s over! Don?t worry, it ends with a bang!


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Too Much Bodyguarding - And No Rubber Mat

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Heero slipped into the shower with her before she had the chance to close the door.

She swatted his hands away from the hot and cold nubs to fix her shower herself, but came to regret it immediately; his further actions made that impossible. He never let her out of his sight, and only sporadically out of arm?s reach. Relena?s curves arched into his touches, her skin set ablaze where his lips trailed even as water washed over her. She dropped the soap she?d barely been able to grasp as he stepped closer, pressing himself against her slick back. One more step and he?d - BANG.

Their legs tangled. Her last thought before hitting her head too was: Some bodyguaaahrd!

[Morrighan]

These were cute.

[HiFreak]

I love this!
Wufei singing is priceless.
I find Trowa's fic very interesting. Just what exaticaly did Middie do I wonder.
I think Lady Une will finally get what she wants.
And, well, can't really blame Heero for being overprotective, but he needs to pay more attention.

Overall, their very good. Keep writting.