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A Challenge of sorts

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:40 pm
by Identicalsnow
A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... you need

A Heart to love him,

A Diamond to marry him,

A Club to bash his friggin head in,

and

A Spade to bury the bastard.


When I found this I thought of an under the influence Tsunade spouting off advice, or a shy Hinata applying the advice literally, or even a Sakura coming to terms with her Sasuke fetish.

First time posting not sure if I'm doing it right. E-mail me Love to hear from you.

Post stories away...

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 4:31 pm
by freelight01
Doing that fic is so going to be so painful to write... especially for the boys lol!! *_*

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:45 pm
by Identicalsnow
Yay! I got viewed!










By the way does anybody know how to get a hold of beermonster or wicked ? I tried to e-mail but it didn't work. I wanted to have them look at the challenge if they wanted.

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:33 am
by freelight01
ahhh, wicked is hard to find these days... and for beermonster i would check their threads, they usually reply at some point.

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:33 pm
by wicked
*pokes head in*

Hewwo? Someone was looking for me?

I'm not too hard to get ahold of honestly. ^_^ Either PM me or send me an e-mail and I'll do my bestest to get back to you. I'm around, believe me I am. A day doesn't go by when I'm online that I don't check out BI (several times a day at that).

As for Beer...he should be around here and there.

I'm just somewhat giddy that someone was looking for me. Yes I really am that much of a geek. ^_^;

~Wicked

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:00 pm
by nightkat01
If you're looking for Beer, leave a message for him in Club Beer, he may pop in then. Bring a gift of beer and/or alcohol in general in order to get his attention. Or just PM him, whatever. :D

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:45 pm
by Beer-monster
*appears slinking out of the shadows*

Did someone call for...oops

*trips drunken on hakama and falls on face*

SPLAT!!!


Bugger. Stupid baggy pants ruined my dramatic entrance.

*hops up*

So whats going on here...is it naughty...does it involves debauchery of some kind...if so why was I not informed *humphs*.

A challenge...ah ha...I shall go get my duelling rapier :salute:

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:52 am
by Lauren
Hey hey, has this forum actually been ACTIVE, and me not here to pester everyone? XD Yup, it's been kinda dead now that finals have rolled around eh?

Lars: ::pokes forum with a stick:: Yup. Defiiiiiiinitely needs a little jump start.

Cheryl: You think?

Lars: Well...maybe if we kinda prop it up like thiiiiis... Perfect! No on will ever know we've been neglecting it!

Forum: WRONG!

Beer, Wicked, good to see you two back in action ^_~ Oooo, and a NON-TSNBMNCUP challenge? Goodie! :D Let's try to stir the blood in this forum a bit, hmmm?

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:54 am
by Lauren
wicked wrote:*pokes head in*

I'm just somewhat giddy that someone was looking for me.

~Wicked
You were more than giddy when I was looking for you last night, baby.

OH MAN. I CANNOT STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS! XD XD XD

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:55 am
by Identicalsnow
Hey guys,

Glad to see I posted correctly. I'm new to the whole challenge thing and I can't tell you how excited, happy, honored...hang on a second.

*gets thesaurus* looks up excited

Stimulated, aroused, animated, moved, thrilled, inflamed, titillated.

*looks back up at written work* :eek:

:oops: blushes like mad. Umm, yeah.

*scratches nose while looking off to the right*

Anyway, I was just going to send this to Beer-monster and Wicked in e-mail to see if they found it worth posting but e-mail on my end was in a tizzy so I said to fudge with it and posted it out.

Have fun with it NO real restrictions just curious to see the out come.

Yours Truely,
The Forum Virgin, Identicalsnow

Grabs a thick golden tassle and pulls back a red curtain to reveal a free open bar

Enjoy!