A Challenge of sorts

Uzumaki Naruto, considered the least talented of his class, has finally graduated on his fourth attempt to become a Shinobi. Along with his two teammates, Haruno Sakura, the girl he has a crush on, and Uchiha Sasuke, his rival and prodigy of their class, he begins an adventure to grow stronger in order to become the next Hokage

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Identicalsnow
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A Challenge of sorts

Post by Identicalsnow »

A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards... you need

A Heart to love him,

A Diamond to marry him,

A Club to bash his friggin head in,

and

A Spade to bury the bastard.


When I found this I thought of an under the influence Tsunade spouting off advice, or a shy Hinata applying the advice literally, or even a Sakura coming to terms with her Sasuke fetish.

First time posting not sure if I'm doing it right. E-mail me Love to hear from you.

Post stories away...
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Post by freelight01 »

Doing that fic is so going to be so painful to write... especially for the boys lol!! *_*
"Nothing good can come from hanging around with normal people!" - Harry McDougall

"It is a strange desire of ours, to seek Power but lose Liberty." - Unknown

I never saw a wild thing, sorry for it-self,
A Bird will fall down dead from the cold,
With its wings broken, and its body scared,
And not once in its life did it feel sorry for it-self - Mark Twain
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Post by Identicalsnow »

Yay! I got viewed!










By the way does anybody know how to get a hold of beermonster or wicked ? I tried to e-mail but it didn't work. I wanted to have them look at the challenge if they wanted.
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Post by freelight01 »

ahhh, wicked is hard to find these days... and for beermonster i would check their threads, they usually reply at some point.
"Nothing good can come from hanging around with normal people!" - Harry McDougall

"It is a strange desire of ours, to seek Power but lose Liberty." - Unknown

I never saw a wild thing, sorry for it-self,
A Bird will fall down dead from the cold,
With its wings broken, and its body scared,
And not once in its life did it feel sorry for it-self - Mark Twain
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Post by wicked »

*pokes head in*

Hewwo? Someone was looking for me?

I'm not too hard to get ahold of honestly. ^_^ Either PM me or send me an e-mail and I'll do my bestest to get back to you. I'm around, believe me I am. A day doesn't go by when I'm online that I don't check out BI (several times a day at that).

As for Beer...he should be around here and there.

I'm just somewhat giddy that someone was looking for me. Yes I really am that much of a geek. ^_^;

~Wicked
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Post by nightkat01 »

If you're looking for Beer, leave a message for him in Club Beer, he may pop in then. Bring a gift of beer and/or alcohol in general in order to get his attention. Or just PM him, whatever. :D
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Don't take it too seriously
In short
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Post by Beer-monster »

*appears slinking out of the shadows*

Did someone call for...oops

*trips drunken on hakama and falls on face*

SPLAT!!!


Bugger. Stupid baggy pants ruined my dramatic entrance.

*hops up*

So whats going on here...is it naughty...does it involves debauchery of some kind...if so why was I not informed *humphs*.

A challenge...ah ha...I shall go get my duelling rapier :salute:
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

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Post by Lauren »

Hey hey, has this forum actually been ACTIVE, and me not here to pester everyone? XD Yup, it's been kinda dead now that finals have rolled around eh?

Lars: ::pokes forum with a stick:: Yup. Defiiiiiiinitely needs a little jump start.

Cheryl: You think?

Lars: Well...maybe if we kinda prop it up like thiiiiis... Perfect! No on will ever know we've been neglecting it!

Forum: WRONG!

Beer, Wicked, good to see you two back in action ^_~ Oooo, and a NON-TSNBMNCUP challenge? Goodie! :D Let's try to stir the blood in this forum a bit, hmmm?
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

"May those who we love, love us
and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

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Post by Lauren »

wicked wrote:*pokes head in*

I'm just somewhat giddy that someone was looking for me.

~Wicked
You were more than giddy when I was looking for you last night, baby.

OH MAN. I CANNOT STOP WITH THE INNUENDOS! XD XD XD
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

"May those who we love, love us
and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

livejournallivejournal!
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Post by Identicalsnow »

Hey guys,

Glad to see I posted correctly. I'm new to the whole challenge thing and I can't tell you how excited, happy, honored...hang on a second.

*gets thesaurus* looks up excited

Stimulated, aroused, animated, moved, thrilled, inflamed, titillated.

*looks back up at written work* :eek:

:oops: blushes like mad. Umm, yeah.

*scratches nose while looking off to the right*

Anyway, I was just going to send this to Beer-monster and Wicked in e-mail to see if they found it worth posting but e-mail on my end was in a tizzy so I said to fudge with it and posted it out.

Have fun with it NO real restrictions just curious to see the out come.

Yours Truely,
The Forum Virgin, Identicalsnow

Grabs a thick golden tassle and pulls back a red curtain to reveal a free open bar

Enjoy!
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