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Naruto forum: YOU'RE LATE AGAIN!!!!

Cheryl and Lars: This month, members, we got lost on the road of life...

Forum: LIARS!!!!!!

Cheryl: Has this challenge *EVER* been on time?

Lars: ...once.

Cheryl: Really?

Lars: ::mumbles:: when you posted it.

Cheryl: What was that? I can't heaaaaaaar yoooooouuuuuuu

Lars: ALRIGHT, I'M A LAZY, PROCRASTINATING, SONUVA COUCH POTATO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN!

Cheryl: ::blinks:: What'd I say?

Yes, my precious Naruto companions!- THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN CAREFULLY SELECTED AND PROCESSED AND NOW WE BRING IT BEFORE YOU, OUR LOYAL AND MOST LOVED FANFIC-ERS!

Beer: ::yawn:: So what?

AoD: Yeah yeah, challenge smallenge.

Naruto: To hell with the challenges!

Sasuke: ...I like the challenges.

Naruto: ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS LAID!

Sasuke: ::cough::

Itachi: He's not the only one. ::evil grin::

Wicked: Itachi! Hush! You know those fics were never supposed to see daylight!

Itachi: ::sigh:: Pity.


OKAY. Enough with the sexin' people.

Kakashi: Is there ever enough-

HUSH.

Jiraiya: Y'know, it's PEOPLE that make sexin' more-

NONE OF THAT.

Gaara: Sex is wonderful.

....

Jiraiya: ::tear::

Kakashi: It hits you like scripture...

ANYWAY.

Since you demand so much of this poor, downtrodden and hopelessly optimistic moderator...

Cheryl: ::sniff:: Thanks Lars! Finally, someone stands up for me!

Lars: Uhm...I was talking about MYSELF.

I will instead offer you TWO challenges!

Beer: Ha! You think that makes it any be-

Lars: ::slugs him two days from Sunday...making that Tuesday...::

Naruto Cast: ::applaudes politely::

Beer: Can I file for domestic abuse?

YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE WILL BE!

AN IMAGE! As follows!





It's a photo taken by isacg, whose deviantart page can be found here


AND! The second challenge shall be...SONG LYRICS!!!!

A wee snippet from Vertigo, by my most beloved U2

Bono: Leave us out of this.

Edge: We don't want any of that anime-hanky-panky-fandom business.

Lars: Too late my lovelies!

U2: ::groans::

The lights go down
It's dark
The jungle is your head
Can't rule your heart
A feeling so much stronger
Than a thought
Your eyes are wide and though your soul
It can't be bought
Your mind can wander

-Words by Bono, music by U2

Should you not know the song, the MP3 can be found here


SO THERE YOU HAVE IT! The baby challenges I have been nurturing all this time so that I may bring them to you, beautiful and full fledged in all their inspirational and thought-provoking glory!

Cheryl: ::nods approvingly::

Naruto: A lotta big words, same ol' stupidity.

Cheryl: You little punk! C'MERE!

Naruto: Auuuughh! Sakura, save me!

Sakura: You're on your own, Mr. I-Didn't-Even-Ravish-You-In-The-Sexy-Lingerie-*I*-Bought-You.

Naruto: It was all AoD! I swear I would've ravaged you!

Sasuke: ::broods angrily::

Sakura: ::examines nails::

Naruto: Merrrrcyyyyyy!!!

Cheryl: ::evil grin:: No mercy for the wicked

::CENSORED::

Lars: Ooooo, he's gonna be feeling that one tomorrow.

GO MY PRETTIES! WRITE! And ON THE *NEXT* BI-MONTHLY CHALLENGE (which, by the way, falls on V-day)...

We have a wee SURPRISE for you...

All in due time. All in due time. ::cackles::

I see no picture!

;___; Apparently I'm not special enough.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9152628/

Copy and paste and ye shall have sight

*staggering back from Tuesday*

This is soooo not fair.

Lars: Neithers life baby.

Beer: Good point, but I'm glad the word ravish has spread to the Naruto forum. But bad AoD for not giving Sakura her RDA of ravishing, of course I am on hand to help

Lars: AHEM!!!!! *glares katon fireballs*

Beer: Help by providing a cold beer of course. Completely platonic because I am in a loving relationship with my Lars. *sweatdrop*

Lars: Better, and don't you forget it. *beams*

Anyway I'd love to help with this challenge but I'm working through a bit of writers block on a certain other "project"

mwa ha ha ha

Cheryl: Are you writing smut again Beery? :evil:

Beer: Erm...uh...*points* Hey look Cheryly the latest leather plushie corset is avaialable at Ann Summers

Cheryl: Oooh *squeal*

*Beer is replaced by a Beer shaped cloud of dust*

OoooOOoo! Writer's block on a certain SOMETHING eh? Remember Beer, I promised to put out if you finish it! (and let me have a sneak peek, of course)

Cheryl: I...I don't even want to know. I really don't.

Lars: There there Cheryl, I know. You haven't had your crack fix today, have you?

Cheryl: -_-; Apparently you went ahead and had on FOR me.

Lars: XD

Beer: Should I be worried that I'm marrying a drug addict?

Cheryl: Knowing Lars...worried is a relative term.

Lars: Whooooo!

I was worried at this point:

We have a wee SURPRISE for you...

Remember Beer, I promised to put out if you finish it!

*writes like a demonic beaver*


A sneak peek hmmm?

***A sneak peek hmmm?***

'Hmmm' is right, my dear boy.

(not to mention the sneek peak would be in more ways than ooooone)

Cheryl: ::smacks Lars:: Bad Lars!

Lars: What'd I do!?

Cheryl: ::points to sign:: NO canoodling with the forum members!

Lars: ::Pouts::

Beer: Canoodle. Hee

Canoodle

Heh heh heh

Do I know you or what? ;p

*still snickering but nods*