Cheryl and Lars: This month, members, we got lost on the road of life...
Forum: LIARS!!!!!!
Cheryl: Has this challenge *EVER* been on time?
Lars: ...once.
Cheryl: Really?
Lars: ::mumbles:: when you posted it.
Cheryl: What was that? I can't heaaaaaaar yoooooouuuuuuu
Lars: ALRIGHT, I'M A LAZY, PROCRASTINATING, SONUVA COUCH POTATO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN!
Cheryl: ::blinks:: What'd I say?
Yes, my precious Naruto companions!- THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN CAREFULLY SELECTED AND PROCESSED AND NOW WE BRING IT BEFORE YOU, OUR LOYAL AND MOST LOVED FANFIC-ERS!
Beer: ::yawn:: So what?
AoD: Yeah yeah, challenge smallenge.
Naruto: To hell with the challenges!
Sasuke: ...I like the challenges.
Naruto: ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS LAID!
Sasuke: ::cough::
Itachi: He's not the only one. ::evil grin::
Wicked: Itachi! Hush! You know those fics were never supposed to see daylight!
Itachi: ::sigh:: Pity.
OKAY. Enough with the sexin' people.
Kakashi: Is there ever enough-
HUSH.
Jiraiya: Y'know, it's PEOPLE that make sexin' more-
NONE OF THAT.
Gaara: Sex is wonderful.
....
Jiraiya: ::tear::
Kakashi: It hits you like scripture...
ANYWAY.
Since you demand so much of this poor, downtrodden and hopelessly optimistic moderator...
Cheryl: ::sniff:: Thanks Lars! Finally, someone stands up for me!
Lars: Uhm...I was talking about MYSELF.
I will instead offer you TWO challenges!
Beer: Ha! You think that makes it any be-
Lars: ::slugs him two days from Sunday...making that Tuesday...::
Naruto Cast: ::applaudes politely::
Beer: Can I file for domestic abuse?
YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE WILL BE!
AN IMAGE! As follows!
It's a photo taken by isacg, whose deviantart page can be found here
AND! The second challenge shall be...SONG LYRICS!!!!
A wee snippet from Vertigo, by my most beloved U2
Bono: Leave us out of this.
Edge: We don't want any of that anime-hanky-panky-fandom business.
Lars: Too late my lovelies!
U2: ::groans::
The lights go down
It's dark
The jungle is your head
Can't rule your heart
A feeling so much stronger
Than a thought
Your eyes are wide and though your soul
It can't be bought
Your mind can wander
-Words by Bono, music by U2
Should you not know the song, the MP3 can be found here
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT! The baby challenges I have been nurturing all this time so that I may bring them to you, beautiful and full fledged in all their inspirational and thought-provoking glory!
Cheryl: ::nods approvingly::
Naruto: A lotta big words, same ol' stupidity.
Cheryl: You little punk! C'MERE!
Naruto: Auuuughh! Sakura, save me!
Sakura: You're on your own, Mr. I-Didn't-Even-Ravish-You-In-The-Sexy-Lingerie-*I*-Bought-You.
Naruto: It was all AoD! I swear I would've ravaged you!
Sasuke: ::broods angrily::
Sakura: ::examines nails::
Naruto: Merrrrcyyyyyy!!!
Cheryl: ::evil grin:: No mercy for the wicked
::CENSORED::
Lars: Ooooo, he's gonna be feeling that one tomorrow.
GO MY PRETTIES! WRITE! And ON THE *NEXT* BI-MONTHLY CHALLENGE (which, by the way, falls on V-day)...
We have a wee SURPRISE for you...
All in due time. All in due time. ::cackles::
