TSNBMNCUP!!!!

Uzumaki Naruto, considered the least talented of his class, has finally graduated on his fourth attempt to become a Shinobi. Along with his two teammates, Haruno Sakura, the girl he has a crush on, and Uchiha Sasuke, his rival and prodigy of their class, he begins an adventure to grow stronger in order to become the next Hokage

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TSNBMNCUP!!!!

Post by Lauren »

Late AGAAAAAAIN. GAAAAAAAAHHHHHGHGHGHGH!

WELL. I have something special for you as consolation.

This week the challeeeeeeeenge iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis- a picture.

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THAT'S RIGHT. THOSE SNAILS ARE MAKING OUT LIKE THEY'RE IN A JULIA ROBERTS MOVIE AND THE CREDITS AREN'T DUE FOR ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES! HOT INSECT SEXIN'!

So you see? To make up for my wretched sense of timing, I've made this challenge extra special.

Cheryl: She really means to say extra weird. Extra hard. And extra psycho.

Lars: Hey, the snails are getting more action than Sasuke. Don't hate.

Sasuke: Sadly, this is true.

Sakura: If you'd just drop the "i'm a rock" attitude those snails would have nothing on you.

Sasuke: ::eyebrows raise::

Cheryl: DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!

Lars: Who are you and what have you done with Cheryl?

Cheryl: Come to think of it, you're right. GET IDEAS! LOTS AND LOTS OF IDEAS!

SPEAKING OF IDEAS.

You should get some too. And write them down. And post them here. :D

ALRIGHT KIDDIES! You've got the challenge! Get crackin'! :D :D :D
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

"May those who we love, love us
and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

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Post by Beer-monster »

Lars what are you expecting?

Do you expect a lemon featuring Tsunades snail?

Also you do realise that snails are technically gay, I thought we were against yaoi fics? :-?
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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***Do you expect a lemon featuring Tsunades snail?***

::in a yoga guru manner:: If that be where the challenge leads you, then so be it, my child. ^_~

But seriously, I'm not expecting anything. The beauty of the challenge is that you can take it wherever you want. If I had a certain way I wanted it to turn out, I'd write something myself. But you're left to interpret it any way you see fit ^_^ (or if it's one you don't particularly want to participate in, of course you're allowed to sit out ;p)

Also, the sexuality of snails does not have any bearing on the challenge, any more than if I posted George Michael lyrics, or a quote from Rosie O'Donnel.

Anywho, that being said, hopefully it'll at least make you wrack your brain ^_~ Happy pondering!
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

"May those who we love, love us
and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

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Post by Beer-monster »

You're just trying to make our brains explode aren't you
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Post by wicked »

Too late Beer. My brain already exploded. Poor computer is all dirty now.

I dunno if I'll be able to work with this challenge. *gulp* After all my brain is exploded.... Lars, you've been in the crack again haven't you???

~Wicked
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Post by Lauren »

***Lars, you've been in the crack again haven't you***

You know it! ::evilgrin:: Newp, this definitely won't be an easy one. But I have faith in you Wicked! <3
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

"May those who we love, love us
and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

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Post by wicked »

Actually I already have an idea in mind. ^____^

I might even make it into a three part series (now that I've mentioned that it won't come to fruition) involving Sakura and her three male teammates. ^_____^

Sadly I'm not channeled into the other female characters as I should be. I only focus on Sakura, but hopefully that will change.

You have faith in me?!?! *loves you* Although I think God just declared you a heretic and has banned you from ever entering His kingdom. O___O

~Wicked
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Post by Lauren »

Beer-monster wrote:You're just trying to make our brains explode aren't you
Curses. Foiled again! :-P
Andrea's mah pimp, I'm her bitch, we be whorin' and scorin', and we like it like that, FREALS REPRESENT! XD

Perfection is boring.

"May those who we love, love us
and those who don't, may god turn their hearts..."

livejournallivejournal!
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Beer-monster
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Post by Beer-monster »

Curses. Foiled again!

And you would have gotten away with it too if it we're for those meddling Brits who stumbled in on your evil plans while looking for a bottle of beer and a pack of condoms.

Hmm....snails....what can I do. Well probably not much, I'm not very good at this writing malarky, and I think I've exhausted my "bored at work" credits on my last ficlet. BUT I SHALL THINK ON IT...which as many of you know is a frightening prospect, :)
Have you had your recommended daily allowance of ravishing? 8)

I believe in love stories but despise romances.

I want to write fics that slap all the standard fanfiction conventions around the face with
a wet fish and call them Betsy ~ me to Wicked.

Cupid's arrow is really a nuclear warhead...it leaves total devastion in it wake.

http://www.fanfiction.net/~beermonster

http://www.rakhal.com/florestica/beermonster/index.html
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Post by ethereal-moonrain »

:eek: just butting in.... that is super hard..... maybe i'll just sit back and wait for some other people to post..... wonder how many people are up to this challenge.......
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