of pilots girls and carnivals part 3aftercarnaval dog-chaos

[angel222]

Okay stil don't own GW so
Again with great thx To chibi-sitter ofcourse.

Well this story maybe doesn't has anything to do with the carnival, but me and Chibi started typing and this came out.

Warning :this story is weird crazy and...
ow just read

Hilde : Quatre you really stink *squeezes nose*

Duo: *laughs*

Quatre : Stop laughing

Dorothy: can't he drive any faster? C'MON PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN!

Driver : Hey, take it easy little missy !!!

Hilde : AAAAH DOROTHY you're standing on my broken foot *cries*

Dorothy: EVERYONE STOP YELLING MY HEAD IS SPINNING!

Duo: AHHHHHH!......shhhh!!!!

Driver : Keep it down our I'm kicking you out!!!!

Duo: O.O.....*whispers* where are we?

Quatre : Oooh in my garden ^____^

Hilde : Why does it look like a dessert ?

Quatre : Nice he ?

Dorothy: stupid driver threaten to dump us *mumbles* IF HE KNEW I WAS ASSOCIATED WITH A YUY.....*stamps foot* oh my head...

Duo: eeeeeeeyeah, like Heero would shoot a cab driver because he threaten to dump us *laughs*

Dorothy: I was talking about Relena

Duo: huh? what would she do?

Quatre : You don't wanna know what she once did to her driver, trust me

Duo: *gulp*...

Dorothy: Exactly.

Quatre : should I tell you ?

Duo: hey you don't need to tell me I've witnessed it! you guys haven't seen a lover's quarrel between Heero & Relena...nasty. Guns involved and everything!!!*shudders*

Dorothy: you are over exaggerating!

Quatre : Yes, they only use beebeeguns, you should see what happens when I and Dorothy have a fight *shivers*

Hilde : TELL TELL WHAT HAPPENS ???

Duo: hehehe, this gotta be good! *rubs hands together* oh and Dorothy I'm not over exaggerating, the first time I met Heero & Relena they were fighting. And there was a gun so *pokes tongue out*

Dorothy: very mature.

Hilde : OH c'mon we're here. Lets get inside and then Quatre can tell us what
happens when he and Dorothy have a fight *steps out of car*

Quatre : *whispers* Dorothy will kill me if I tell you Hilde

Dorothy: right now I couldn't give a rat's ass

Duo: And you were saying Quat-man?

Quatre : *sighs* she'll kill me for telling you'll see !! she doesn't care now,
but she'll kill me when her head is clear again

Hilde : JUST TELL US

Dorothy: I'm gonna lay down. Quatre you'll keep your mouth closed if you know what is good for you.

Quatre : Yes Dorothy

Hilde : I'll make you tell us

Duo: Yikes! Dang man....hahaha, and I thought Wufei had problems with his Sal.

Hilde : C'mon Duo let's make Quat-chan talk *grabs Quatre's arm*

Quatre : uh oh *whines*

Duo: yeah or I'll tell Hilde to do to ya what she does to me if I don't tell her things *grins*

Quatre : *gulps*

Hilde: yeah I'll do it to you to *grins vicious*

Quatre : You know what, go ahead, it can't be worse then what Dorothy does to me

Duo; OK! Hilde babe tickle him

Hilde : *tickles him* Tell us

Quatre: hahahahahah NEVERhahhaha Stop it !!!! *can't stop laughing*

Duo: don't make me get ...uh...*looks around* ah huh! I'll use this *picks up
feather* Here Hilde.

Hilde : Thx sweety, now Tell us!

Quatre : NEVER!!! *runs to Dorothy's room*

Dorothy: *groans* What the fu- Get out! GET OUT *throws pillows* GET OUT!

Quatre : HELP they'll make me tell please help !!!

Hilde : *grabs Quatre * You'll talk

Duo: woah - she's really mad. Ok Quatre you don't have to tell us. *rolls eyes*
sheesh.

Dorothy: make me some tea.

Quatre : thank you Allah *falls to knees*

Hilde : I really wanted to know what she does *lookes sad*

Duo: *whispers* I think she just yells at him *snicker*

Quatre : Maybe,I'll make her do to you what she does to me

Duo: O.O

Quatre : Dorothy, Duo hurts me . Make him stop *gives Puppydog look*

Hilde: Duo you better run, she's coming*pushes Duo away*

Duo: What? What did I do? *hears Dorothy footsteps* ...umm how far is the
nearest busstop?

Quatre : very very far away*smirks*

Hilde : run baby run !!!

Dorothy: If you all don't keep it down I'll SICK MY JAW LOCKER ON TO YOU ALL!!!
*growls*

Duo: J-J-Jaw-locker?

Dorothy:*opens back door* come in JL

Quatre : uh oh

Quatre: now ur gonna get it

Duo: *sees big dog* Holly crrrrraaAAAAAAAAAP! *runs out the front door*

Hilde : *runs after Duo * SHIT we're in the dessert*

Quatre : *runs after hilde * She's sent the dog after me to

Hilde : You know the way through this little dessert

Quatre : No *whines*

Dorothy: what?s wrong JL?

*dog collapses*

Dorothy: you're so so fat!

Duo: um where's the dog?

Dorothy: QUAAAAAAATRE!

Quatre : RUN dorothy is coming after us ALONE, that's even worse

Dorothy: JL is pregnant!

Quatre : MORE OF THOSE BULLS ? NOOOOO

Duo: ....I thought JL was a male dog?


Quatre : I'm gonna die

Dorothy: great! ^___^ it must of been with Heero's doberman. You know the time we went over their house last Christmas?

Quatre : I'm trying to forget that

Duo: *scratches head* Heero's got a doberman?

Quatre : yes *rubs arm*

Dorothy: yeah, Relena's got a poodle.

Quatre : yes*rubs ankle*

Duo: so are they trying to breed doodles huh?

Quatre : but hey Hilde, I thought you couldn't walk with ur "broken" foot

Dorothy: ^_^ JL! you're gonna have puppies!

Hilde : *gulp * I heal quick

Duo: Hilde I'm so sorry I forgot *hugs Hilde* Sorry babe.

Hilde :AUW ur standing on my foot moron

Duo: oh shi-Sorry *kiss* sorry *kiss* so sorry *backs away*

Hilde : *gives Duo evill look* So Dorothy aren't you mad at us anymore ?

Dorothy: JL's having puppies JL's having puppies *dances around in circles*
QUATRE! we got to go shopping!

Quatre : Shopping *thinks back* Dorothy aren't we banned from the mall since that little accident ?

Dorothy: Fine I'll go with Relena since SHE owns half of the puppies

Duo: eh correction Heero does.

Dorothy: you shut up.

Quatre: but YOU are banned not me, cause I?m sweet and good.

Dorothy: *big angry sigh* well then YOU go shopping with Heero! I'll stay here with JL.

Quatre : ME and HEERO as in Me and Heero Yuy ? *gulps*

Duo: Hahaha - he scares you too? *slaps knee* oh cool.

Quatre : He said he'd kill me if I ever came near Relena *gulps*

Quatre : *with a gun in my face*

Dorothy: that?s because you HAD a crush on her. You don't see me talking in my
sleep about Yuy do ya?

Duo: I think we should be goin now...

Quatre : I DIDN'T HAD A CRUSH ON HER

Dorothy: OH so you still do? hmm?

Duo:....Hilde?....

Quatre :I never liked RELENA PEACECRAFT I HATE RELENA PEACECRAFT

Heero : You hate Relena ? *angry look*

Quatre :HEERO !!! I'm going to die*sobs*

Heero : *deathglare* yes you are

Duo: *jumps* oh hi how'd you get here?

Heero : Relena's car

Heero : I felt like paying Dorothy a visit with my little dog

Relena: *gasp* oh my god! JL's having puppies!

Quatre : Tries to sneak away*

Dorothy and Relena: Awwwww

Quatre : *sneaks further away*
Heero : HEY WE'RE YOU GOING

Duo: Um Heero? can you give us a lift?

Heero : where to ? Quatre's funeral?

Relena: Heero where's Sparky?


Quatre : AAAAH LET GO OF MY ANKLEEEE


Heero : there he is*smirks*

Dorothy: yeah bring that dog in here!


Quatre : take it of take it of*kicks dog*

Relena: Sparky you're gonna be a daddy!

Quatre : take it away *kicks dog even more*

Duo: I want to go home now..if it isn't too much trouble

Hilde : NO It's getting interesting

Relena: Quatre? Be gentle with Sparky. He just came from the vet.


Quatre : Be gentle ? WHO'S GONNA BE GENTLE WITH ME ???

Duo: WHAT! Heero you took your dog's man hood away!

Quatre : AUWTCH

Heero : not me*angry look* She did *points at Relena*

Relena: Well he had an accident....he jumped the fence. I mean he tried.



Dorothy: JL's having puppies JL's having puppies *dances around in circles*
QUATRE! we got to go shopping!

Quatre : Shopping oh god how did I get myself in this * sobs*

Duo: so uh tomorrow sound good?
the end?

[Mellie]

this was very interesting! Hehe

[Raspberry]

^_^