Uzumaki Naruto, considered the least talented of his class, has finally graduated on his fourth attempt to become a Shinobi. Along with his two teammates, Haruno Sakura, the girl he has a crush on, and Uchiha Sasuke, his rival and prodigy of their class, he begins an adventure to grow stronger in order to become the next Hokage
This is a humor series. I have a similar one in the SS section, which is me torturing GW. So in a sense, this is the same, w/ the difference that I'm torturing Naruto.
Anyway, rating is the same as the one in the SS. Sometimes risque, but nothing serious. Probably PG-13 and such. It may go up due to some sexual innuendos. But those are subtle, so ppl can still read them.
Pairings...well, definitely NaruHina. I WON'T EVER PUT NARUTO WITH ANYONE ELSE. I'm a NaruHina fan, like I'm a 1xR fan. Very serious about that. Other couples are SasuSaku (and maybe ItaSaku), NejiTen, and ShinoIno. And if, in the future, I like other pairings, then I'll mention them.
This is set AU most of the time, but sometimes within the same timeline and sometimes not. I'll play around it.
I'll make some comments and such separately. I won't post it in the part, unless it is REALLY necessary. Otherwise, the parts will be posted here, not separately. Again, just like my GW one.
And that is it, for now. Stay tuned for the TORTURE.
"I'm a bookworm. Reading fan-fics for fun. I'm a boo-ook-worm. Let me read now, so give me more." - Parody of "I'm a Virgin" by Madonna.
Great! I look forward to it, especially since it's NaruHina! I'm a HUGE NaruHina fan, cause he doesn't belong with anyone else, though I have found 2 NaruTemari fics that are interesting; not realistic, but interesting. Post the first chapter so we can see what this fic looks like!
Hello gentlemen. I got lost in the path known as life today... - Kakashi
A LIE! - Naruto and Sakura
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I can feel pain now. That's why I hate being mortal! - Inuyasha
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So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. - Tim the Enchanter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
ShinoIno? Or maybe you mean ShikaIno...I've never really seen a ShinoIno before...but I'm in for the torture!!! Especially NaruHina, NejiTen torture!!!
ShinoIno? Or maybe you mean ShikaIno...I've never really seen a ShinoIno before...but I'm in for the torture!!!
My bad.
Pairings...well, definitely NaruHina. I WON'T EVER PUT NARUTO WITH ANYONE ELSE. I'm a NaruHina fan, like I'm a 1xR fan. Very serious about that. Other couples are SasuSaku (and maybe ItaSaku), NejiTen, and ShinoIno. And if, in the future, I like other pairings, then I'll mention them.
Correction: ShikaIno. Not ShinoIno. Anyway, if ppl read my GW torture, it is like that.
"I'm a bookworm. Reading fan-fics for fun. I'm a boo-ook-worm. Let me read now, so give me more." - Parody of "I'm a Virgin" by Madonna.
The blond boy laughed so hard that he ended up on the ground, rolling with mirth, whereas the dark-haired boy smirked in glee.
?You look like a girl, sensei.?
Meanwhile, their last teammate finally made her reaction visible.
?DAMN YOU! YOU LOOK PRETTIER THAN I AM!!!!!?
The blond boy, who had paused and blinked at his teammate?s reaction, laughed harder until his whole body was shaking. His other teammate, who had just smirked, broke apart and laughed outright.
While this was happening, the training ground became alive with people. Genin teams like theirs, along with the Hokage and Iruka-sensei, appeared?
?to witness the unmasking of Kakashi.
Kakashi the?girl?
A blonde girl echoed her best friend?s lament.
?YOU?RE BETTER-LOOKING THAN ME!!!!!!!!?
Even her lazy teammate, Shikamaru, agreed. His support earned him a bump on the head. Their other teammate, Chouji, kept on munching on his snacks, recovered from the surprise.
Their teacher caught sight of his comrade. His toothpick dropped to the ground.
?Well, hell.?
Meanwhile, the female sensei and student of Team 8 were also there. The female student blushed whereas the teacher?
?FINALLY!!!! I get to see your face!?
Kurenai paused.
?But damn, I can?t believe you are more feminine than I am.?
The dog, Akimaru, barked, which made his human friend shush him while sneaking a glance at his teacher, who might guess the remark of the dog.
Shino?s glasses slid down his nose, his eyes visible; he needed to see that the sight before him was true.
The Hokage stared at the she-male, enraptured at the strangely feminine features that were finally visible to him.
Those pouty lips?
?porcelain skin?
?and the old man got a nosebleed.
Iruka-sensei blushed.
?What?s going on??
The group (the able ones, that is) turned to the new voice, which came from a Hyuuga boy, who stared at the scene in irritation. His teammates were right next to him, their teacher coming last.
The teacher, whose similarity to one of his student?s was uncanny, finally saw the unmasked Kakashi.
Gai blushed and paled in unison.
?My god, I can?t believe that my eternal rival is so?PRETTY.?
Thus saying, he got into a pose.
?I agree, Gai-sensei.?
The look-alike student did the same pose.
The Hyuuga boy and his female teammate sighed. But Tenten just had to make a comment.
?He sure looks pretty.?
Kakashi, who had taken the attention in stride, finally got up and returned his mask back on. Ignoring the others, he took out his favorite book and tuned out the noise.
His blond student, whose laughter had finally died out, made a last remark.
?He?s BLUSHING.?
The younger generation (with the exception of an irritated Hyuuga boy and the look-alike Gai) roared with laughter.
Kakashi knew he was doomed.
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Bookworm closed her book.
?It figures that he?s both hot and pretty.?
She snickered.
?Like Haku, in a way.?
She laughed.
It was good to be Bookworm.
THE END
"I'm a bookworm. Reading fan-fics for fun. I'm a boo-ook-worm. Let me read now, so give me more." - Parody of "I'm a Virgin" by Madonna.
OOOOHHHH....What's next? What's next???
Kakashi...lookin like a GIRL???? I can't take that!!!
The only thing certain about the future is uncertainty.
- Amarant Coral (Final Fantasy IX)
Don't judge me because I have two gay stepbrothers. Judge me just because I'm HAWT!!!
~ Me ranting about how I got stuck with my two gay brothers during Chrstmas & New Years
My bad.
