Heero Vs. The Lingerie (GW#31)

[Lady Casper]

Heero Vs. The Lingerie
By: Lady Casper
Challenge entry for #GW500 #31

Disclaimer: I dont own them. Now go sue some rich people for a change.

It was Midnight once again and the Peacecraft of the mansion which settled by the shore, was falling asleep with her face planted in a book she happened to be reading. She was near sleep when she heard rustling at her window. Relena moved the book up against her nightstand, then making her way to the window. She could hear cursing and swearing on her brother about him taking the balcony away. Relena smirked knowing all to well who it was and unlocked the window, smiling at the dumbfounded pilot staring in her face. ?Hey Soldier boy, I thought only sailors swear like that?? Relena once again got a dumbfounded look along with the famous monotone grunt that passed through his lips more times than air passed through his lungs.


Relena made room for Heero to squeeze through the small window when she caught a glance at something in his bag. Relena grabbed it pulling it out, ?So are we celebrating or something?? Relena asked waving the bottle of champagne in the air. Hero gave her a look then said ?No not really. I just thought it would be roman?? Relena interjected, ?A romantic way of getting laid.? Relena rolled her eyes as the words she used caused Heero to shiver. She knew that wasn?t the only reason for his visit, she just wanted to play her hard to get card.

Heero looked at her registering finally what she meant ?Oh?no? he stammered??its not like that at all.? Heero could see Relena?s hidden grin that was being covered by her hand. Grabbing her hand he pulled her towards his chest, making a squeal pass through Relenas?s mouth. ?I thought politicians weren?t supposed to toy with their employees.? Heero got a Peacecraft glare followed by a hit in his arm. ?Really well then?? Relena smirked slipping away from the soldier?s grasp. ?I guess you really don?t want any of this,? Relena pulled her black satin teddy with beaded embroidery.


Heero slipped into a small comma, making himself snap out of it by shaking his head. For this moment Relena had already made her way towards him again. She slipped her fingers between his collar and her thumb, pressing her body up against him. ?Well then? what is it smooth talker,? Relena said in a seductive sarcastic way that made Heero confused. He couldn?t figure out what she was trying to do but his lower part stood at attention at the oncoming assault.


Relena nudged there once more to get Heero?s attention. He looked at her with haze in his eyes. Yup, she got his attention. Moving slightly he opened the champagne with his thumb the placed the chilled bottle on the small of Relena?s back. Relena jumped slightly then shivered in Heero?s embrace. Heero gave some champagne straight into Relena?s mouth, some even pouring down her chin. The droplets sliding down her neck slowly traveled to her valley of breasts which was hidden in her obnoxious bra.

Heero began pushing Relena back onto her bed, his fingers began to fumble with the clasp on the bra but it couldn?t come undone. He grasped it with two hands now pulling as hard as he could but nothing. Fustrated now pulling it with all his might it still wouldn?t come undone. The shaking blonde erupted with laughter as to seeing The Perfect Soldier being beaten by lingerie. I t was either that or the amount of champagne she had gulped down while he worked on the bra. Heero sighted heavily with frustration and eventually placed his teeth between the two clasps and pulled. It didn?t work.

Heero started to pull back for another way of getting the damn thing off but before he could he couldn?t get loose from the bra. His front tooth had been pinned to the metal clap. Relena felt the tug and began to get up before she heard Heero tell her not to move. Or at least she that?s what he said, it sounded like he was holding his tongue while trying to speak. Heero sighed once again. ?I hate bras.?


Heero slowly moved back then finally with a tilt of his head his tooth came free. Relena giggled then picked her foot and placed it on Heero?s forehead. Heero looked at her foot making his eyes meet, and then looked at the forgotten champagne bottle that was nearly empty. Heero could feel guilt rising about taking advantage of Relena in her state until she placed her hands to his face and pulled him for a chaste kiss. She wasn?t that drunk at all. Heero continued what he set out to do removing her bra?only to find it was attached to her garter. ?NO DAMMIT!?


Relena seeing the problem, unhooked the remainder of the clasps. ?See it wasn?t that hard now was it?? Relena chimed. Heero grumbled, ?Easy for you to say.? Heero grabbed Relena then laying her down smirked. ?Speaking of something hard.? Relena got the picture. It was his reward for his challenge which he became victorious.


~FIN~

[AnShino]

lmao...nice, very very nice. i u :-p

[dragon agility]

Loved it!

Very funny, I loved the bit where his tooth got stuck to it! And we thought the perfect soldier was perfect at anything!

[Raspberry]

Naughty Heero and Relena

Casper, I love your work - especially fanfics like this one

Good job!

[Wingnut]

A couple slight problems. One you keep switching from champane to wine and back to champane. Pick one or the other!
Also whichever one it was, if the bottle was nearly empty Relena would be rather sick by then.
Otherwise wonderful. It is always funny to see a Gundam pilot reduced to incompetence by something as (supposedly) simple as a clasp.

[Mellie]

hehe! this was cute and funny. I want a guy to come to my window with something. I love a romantic fic...they make me all dreamy...

[Lady Casper]

lol thankies to the reviews they were awesome. Oh Wingnut I caught my mistake on the wine part.

[WindCloud]

YAY!!! its was sweet, naughty tho..lol

[Beck]

*falls into a fit of giggles* Love seeing Heero being put on the spot, especially when it comes to taking a bra off. I posted a link to the community where ppl can view the fic.

[JUNEANGEL]

very funny