Laundry (GW500 #30)
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:31 pm
Laundry
By: Mellie
Disclaimer: I don?t own Gundam Wing
Warnings: Some bad words (not many)
Word Count: 240
Heero growled. Nowhere in his job description did it list doing laundry as part of his duties. He was a bodyguard, not a bloody maid. He refused to wash Relena?s?or anyone?s- clothing. He didn?t even was his clothes, he merely threw them out and bought more. Spandex was surprisingly cheap.
He remembered Relena using her diplomatic air and using some piece of bullshit or another to coerce him into doing it. She had a smug smirk on her face as she waved him out with a flick of her wrist. Here he was, ex-Gundam pilot doing Goddamn laundry!
He continued to grumble as he made his way through the large Dorlian mansion. He knew where every room but one was located. ?You know what, I?m going to resign. I will not continue to do demeaning tasks! What next? Cooking?! I refuse to wear a penguin apron!?
He kept muttering to himself until he found the room. Once inside the room, he found two white machines. Heero stared threateningly at them. ?What? You can pilot a Gundam, but washing machines are too complex??
Heero turned to glare at the intruder. ?Shut up, Chang. Don?t you have some cooking to do??
?Yeah, but it is in our contracts to help around the house. Read the small print next time, Yuy.?
Heero snarled at Chang before setting the basket down. Now, all he had to worry about was which machine did what?
.End.
By: Mellie
Disclaimer: I don?t own Gundam Wing
Warnings: Some bad words (not many)
Word Count: 240
Heero growled. Nowhere in his job description did it list doing laundry as part of his duties. He was a bodyguard, not a bloody maid. He refused to wash Relena?s?or anyone?s- clothing. He didn?t even was his clothes, he merely threw them out and bought more. Spandex was surprisingly cheap.
He remembered Relena using her diplomatic air and using some piece of bullshit or another to coerce him into doing it. She had a smug smirk on her face as she waved him out with a flick of her wrist. Here he was, ex-Gundam pilot doing Goddamn laundry!
He continued to grumble as he made his way through the large Dorlian mansion. He knew where every room but one was located. ?You know what, I?m going to resign. I will not continue to do demeaning tasks! What next? Cooking?! I refuse to wear a penguin apron!?
He kept muttering to himself until he found the room. Once inside the room, he found two white machines. Heero stared threateningly at them. ?What? You can pilot a Gundam, but washing machines are too complex??
Heero turned to glare at the intruder. ?Shut up, Chang. Don?t you have some cooking to do??
?Yeah, but it is in our contracts to help around the house. Read the small print next time, Yuy.?
Heero snarled at Chang before setting the basket down. Now, all he had to worry about was which machine did what?
.End.
..::snickers::...I just love the humour in this one!!!..Keep it coming Mellie!!!! 
Cute.