Laundry (GW500 #30)

Mellie · Post by **Mellie** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:31 pm

Laundry
By: Mellie
Disclaimer: I don?t own Gundam Wing
Warnings: Some bad words (not many)
Word Count: 240

Heero growled. Nowhere in his job description did it list doing laundry as part of his duties. He was a bodyguard, not a bloody maid. He refused to wash Relena?s?or anyone?s- clothing. He didn?t even was his clothes, he merely threw them out and bought more. Spandex was surprisingly cheap.

He remembered Relena using her diplomatic air and using some piece of bullshit or another to coerce him into doing it. She had a smug smirk on her face as she waved him out with a flick of her wrist. Here he was, ex-Gundam pilot doing Goddamn laundry!

He continued to grumble as he made his way through the large Dorlian mansion. He knew where every room but one was located. ?You know what, I?m going to resign. I will not continue to do demeaning tasks! What next? Cooking?! I refuse to wear a penguin apron!?

He kept muttering to himself until he found the room. Once inside the room, he found two white machines. Heero stared threateningly at them. ?What? You can pilot a Gundam, but washing machines are too complex??

Heero turned to glare at the intruder. ?Shut up, Chang. Don?t you have some cooking to do??

?Yeah, but it is in our contracts to help around the house. Read the small print next time, Yuy.?

Heero snarled at Chang before setting the basket down. Now, all he had to worry about was which machine did what?
.End.

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:39 pm

*sigh* I'm so happy that all my house-keeping stuff to do is cleaning my room and taking the rubbsih out

Poor Heero and rest of G-boys

Good job Mellie!

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:44 pm

*snickers*

*singsong voice* Oh Heero-maid!!! Could you possibly cook dinner for me???

Heero: *death glare* :evil:

AnShino · Post by **AnShino** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:22 pm

lmao...hehehe

?What? You can pilot a Gundam, but washing machines are too complex??

Heero turned to glare at the intruder. ?Shut up, Chang. Don?t you have some cooking to do??

?Yeah, but it is in our contracts to help around the house. Read the small print next time, Yuy.?

Heero snarled at Chang before setting the basket down. Now, all he had to worry about was which machine did what?

that was wonderful...very nice

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 3:54 pm

Heero being snobby over doing the laundry. Tsk, tsk, Heero. Still, not a bad idea, Mellie. Not bad at all.

lilac310 · Post by **lilac310** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 4:50 pm

Awwww....it's so cute to see the Gundam pilots doing household chores...lol...but wouldn't that be too degrading for them?...I mean they WERE Gundam pilots..hehe...

...and that makes me wonder if Heero gets to wash Relena's 'pink' undies too

..::snickers::...I just love the humour in this one!!!..Keep it coming Mellie!!!!

Lady Casper · Post by **Lady Casper** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:10 pm

lol i would love to see Heero trying to sort the delicates from the permanent press...

Eienvine · Post by **Eienvine** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:12 pm

Very funny- Heero Yuy faced with a washing machine. That'd be very amusing to see.

Cute.

Mellie · Post by **Mellie** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:03 pm

Thanks for all your reviews! And yes, it is a little degrading for the pilots to do chores, but that's what makes the situation comical.

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