I got this idea while watching Miss Universe. Alas, I didn't feel like elaborating. There is a little voice in the back of my mind that I might revise this...or maybe not. Well, I hope you enjoy!
Title: Mr. Universe
Rating: the usual
Pairing: fave couple
?I will not do it!?
His wife sighed.
?You leave me no choice??
His eyes widened.
He held up his hands.
?Okay. I get it.?
Mentally, he repeated a phrase like a litany.
?And don?t even THINK of your famous phrase.?
He grumbled.
~*~
The four gave a wide berth on their fellow comrade.
That person pouted.
?What did I do wrong??
One of the four scowled.
?You won Mr. America.?
?Mr. America? crossed his arms in front of his chest.
?Hey! It isn?t MY fault that the judges liked me.?
?Mr. America? smirked.
?Besides, ALL of you passed. AND I got more experienced than you?
The tallest of the five shrugged.
?Whatever.?
The door opened.
The five stared.
?You also??
The newcomer grunted.
?Are you ready??
The five?shuddered.
?As ready as we?ll ever be.?
~*~
It started.
And he hated it.
All the events planned for them?he abhorred.
And now?it has started.
Thankfully, all his interactions with the judges were private, so he could work his MAGIC on them.
At first, he had thought of not doing anything at all, but then?an idea appeared.
And so?he decided to make the best of it all.
Now?live in front of the ESUN, he was going to?
The music started.
He got out of his reverie.
He?smiled.
It was show time.
~*~
First fifteen were chosen.
Then there were ten?after the formal attire.
Then there were five?after the swimwear attire, which were appropriate for live shows (and not those Speedos or thongs, thank you very much).
At this time, one of his comrades didn?t make it (to his thankful ?Justice!? during the commercial).
Now it consisted of his three comrades?and his brother-in-law.
It was time to make his stand.
?And now, please come forward, USA.?
He inwardly rubbed his hands together.
After this baka, it was HIS turn.
Finally?
?Japan.?
~*~
It was the finale.
And?
?The first runner-up is??
A pause.
DAMN them.
?USA!!!?
THE song began.
?This means that the new Mr. Universe is?Japan!!!!?
His comrade gave his a PAT on the back; strong that he is, it didn?t budge him.
He let the previous Mr. Universe put the symbol of the pageant on him (and no, it isn?t a crown). BUT before the previous Mr. Universe could do anything else, he strode down the walkway?towards his wife, conveniently (yeah, right) sitting smack dead at the end of the walkway.
Reaching the end, he jumped down and gathered his wife into his arms.
She gave a gasp?
?which was broken off when he KISSED her.
KISSED.
LIVE.
When it ended, he spoke near her ear.
?And you?re next, Mrs. Universe.?
His wife gave a bewildered look.
?Eh??
He grinned.
Life was good.
THE END
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:side note: I'm sorry, but I was flipping through the channels and saw the question and answer round of Miss Universe... and I'm sorry. Their answers were lame. "My failure was when I tripped at one of my first pageants... now I know not to walk like that." Give me a break.
Back to your story:
It was great. I loved how Heero kissed her in public, then whispered about how she was going to be Mrs. Universe. Turn about is fair play, you know.
Totally funny. Great job.
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Thank you!!!
I didn't actually watch all of Miss Universe. I even tuned out most of the sound, since I was reading something else.
I prefer to imagine Mr. Universe as way cooler and with much more room for it. I mean, my imagination has Heero being EXTREMELY KEWL in this fic.
So readers, make sure that ur imagination is up there. You could even make the ending lemonish (I sure can!).
I didn't actually watch all of Miss Universe. I even tuned out most of the sound, since I was reading something else.
I prefer to imagine Mr. Universe as way cooler and with much more room for it. I mean, my imagination has Heero being EXTREMELY KEWL in this fic.
So readers, make sure that ur imagination is up there. You could even make the ending lemonish (I sure can!).
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HEERO?!?! "Mr. Universe"?!?!?!
*falls out of her chair in shock* Owwie....
OMG... bookworm, you ought to have your rank changed... "Silly Shorts Queen" perhaps??
*falls out of her chair in shock* Owwie....
OMG... bookworm, you ought to have your rank changed... "Silly Shorts Queen" perhaps??
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Well, that was unexpected. I'd never think of Heero entering the Mr. Universe contest, I always get the mental image of the body-building competition... oh my word. Mine eyes! The horror! XD
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