Defective Curse

"Once, when I was younger, the kids in my class played a game where they went around assigning everyone the name of a fruit. I asked them 'what should I be?' They laughed and told me 'You can be the rice ball'. Then they started running around chasing each other, playing... Every so often, they'd call out the name of another fruit, and that child would get to join in. But they never called me. I was too dumb to realize...there's no rice ball in a fruits basket."

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Defective Curse

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So I was about to write this with more detail-like quality, but I decided to write this just by using dialogues. Just for fun, you know.

Title: Defective Curse
Rating: the usual
Pairing: implied Akiru (I think this the short name for the couple)

?This is crazy!?

?Oh, I dunno, Kyo. I think isn?t that bad.?

?Are you nuts? This IS bad.?

?Don?t talk to that dog. It?s not worth it.?

?Butt off, Yuki!?

?Kyo, it isn?t so bad. Look at you. You make a BEAUTIFUL girl. You too, Yuki.?

???

?Is it just me, or are Shigure and Ayame both enjoying becoming women.?

?Don?t forget Momiji.?

?This sucks.?

???

?No words, Haru??

?Just that it seems that all of the cursed MEN are affected by this??curse?.?

?Even me.?

?Akito??

?What??

?Is it really you??

??do you really think I?m not??

?Well??

?It IS Akito.?

?Hatori.?

?Ha-chan!?

?One move and both of you are dead.?

?Ha-chan, you?re so mean!?

?Oh, cut the crying crap, Shigure. And that includes you, Ayame.?

?Kyo??

?Brother dear, do you REALLY want to meet my fist??

?Yuki??

?In any case, I think we should stay at home.?

?Do you mean HERE??

?Yes, here. The less people to notice our ?change?, the better it is for everyone.?

?Well, if you are all staying here, we should??

?Hello, minna.?

?Hello, Tohru.?

???

?WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE??

?Well, Tohru, it seems that the male members of the curse, including Akito, are now?females.?

?If that is true, what about Ritsu and??

?They are at the hot springs.?

?Oh.?

?Yup.?

?Well, I think that Akito-sama should find better clothes.?

?What!?

?If you don?t mind, Akito-sama, why don?t I lend you some of my clothes. I think that we are about the same height and??

?It does seem inappropriate for you to wear that yukata, Akito.?

?What about me??

?Shigure, you have clothes here.?

?That settles it, then.?

?Hey, wait??

?Momiji.?

?Why can?t I go with them??

?Akito won?t allow it.?

?But what if Akito harms Tohru-chan??

?Akito won?t.?

?How kind of you to have that much trust on Akito.?

?Tohru can handle Akito.?

?Eh??

?It seems that we aren?t the only ones who were affected with this ?curse?.?

?Tohru looks the same.?

?She does?except for that gleam in her eyes.?

??what gleam??

?I have no idea.?

?HATORI!?

?Let?s go.?

?Yeah!?

?Hey, should we just barge in??

?Of course.?

?Wait. Listen.?

???

??Is that a moan that I?m hearing??

???

??OMG!!!!?

???

?So what are Akito and Tohru doing??

?You DON?T want to know.?

?Eh??

?I want the normal Tohru back.?

?Did she change?or not??

?What do you mean, Hatori??

?I meant that maybe Tohru didn?t change, but her inner self just became visible.?

?You mean??

??that maybe it is the same Tohru.?

?So Tohru and Akito...?

?Haru!?

?Well, it could happen.?

?But they are both GIRLS right now.?

?You never know.?

??oh.?

?Momiji??

?I feel weird.?

?Hm??

?Well, my breasts and??

??And??

??down there??

???

?Rabbit, what were you thinking??

?I was just thinking of Akito and Tohru kissing as girls??

??GAH!?

??I want to return to normal.?

?Ditto.?

?Agreed.?

?Whatever.?

?Why can?t I see them??

?Me too!?

?I?m with idiots here.?

?What are all of you doing??

???

?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

THE END

Basically, the cursed male members of the Sohma family are now women. They don't know how it happened, so they gathered at Shigure's house. Tohru appears, and then whisked Akito (also affected) to her room and...the other younger members went upstairs, listened in, and...well, that's about it. Some of the lines are easily identifiable while others are not. The hard ones can just be anyone u readers wanted them to be.
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Post by sailorDH »

waaah? Everyone as girls? disturbing... yet interesting, especially with the dialogues. I can sort of guess who's who, although akito's personality seems to have been affected by this new 'curse'.

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Post by bookworm »

Oh, boy. Now that I know who Akito really is...*cough* :pale: Minna, when I wrote that fic, I was implying that Akito and Tohru were together before the 'curse'. Now...well, I don't know if I should fix it, since I was going to make this fic into one w/ paragraphs and such. The true gender of Akito makes me hesitant of continuing w/ this idea. But...hm...I'll just go now. Peace! :salute:
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Post by Namida »

u know...this was weird and disturbing...also...



!SPOILER!








Akito is a GIRL in the manga! :eek:


!END OF SPOILER!
anyway.....yeahz.

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Post by viceleah »

hey, i thought that Akito is a gal? is not? well, ah well.........that was great!

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