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Crossword Puzzle

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Ah, a little humor fic. Chibi-sitter posted those pick-up lines, and well, this came up. I decided to write a humor fic, and this is it. Short and...well...read it if you want.

Title: Crossword Puzzle
Rating: a little higher than my usual
Pairing: None, but implied usual pairings (in this case, 2xH and 5xS)

He stared at the sheet in front of him.

He shifted.

He played around with the pen in his hand.

And he still couldn?t find a word.

?How come you hadn?t found any words yet??

He literally jumped.

He turned around and found his friend staring at him curiously.

He scratched the back of his hand.

?It?s?HARD.?

His friend snorted.

?Baka.?

His friend pointed at a word.

?I found ?accident? right here.?

He looked at the word and he shifted?AGAIN.

His friend shook his head.

?Baka.?

?You wouldn?t say that if you looked at the crossword puzzle closely.?

His friend crossed his arms.

?Why should I??

He grinned and pointed at the crossword puzzle.

?Well, if look three letters backwards, you would??

His friend stared.

?Who the HELL did this crossword puzzle??

He shook his head.

?Dunno. All I can say is, all the letters spell similar phrases like cum??

?Do NOT say that phrase.?

A door opened.

?Oh, hello Duo, Wufei. What are the two of you doing??

He put his arms on the crossword puzzle.

?Nothing, ?Lena.?

She noticed the piece of paper.

?Oh, you found the crossword puzzle. I was about to get that.?

He looked at his friend. Then the two of them looked at her.

?Why??

She smiled.

?Hilde said that I should take it. The girls made it for me to do.?

His friend opened his mouth, closed it, and opened it again.

?Did Sally help make the crossword puzzle??

?Yes, she did. The girls told me that I?ll deeply appreciate the puzzle. They event joked that it would give me ideas.?

?Ideas for what??

She shrugged.

?I don?t know. I have to look at the crossword puzzle first.?

She held out her hand.

?Now may I have the puzzle??

He looked at his friend. They shared a silent communication. Then his friend went to the blonde and steered her out of the room.

?What??

?We?ll take over now.?

?Hey, wait??

The door closed.

His friend turned around.

?Maxwell, I suggest we call the others to get payback.?

He grinned.

?This will be GOOD.?

The End

Aren't I a naughty girl. :oops:
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

I'm laughing through my teeth, making hissing noises like a snake! :lol:
Funny. I have to be a pest and ask this but;
Is there anymore? :-P
?Maxwell, I suggest we call the others to get payback.?

He grinned.

?This will be GOOD.?
Referring to the quote.

* :lol: returns to hissing :lol: *

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Post by Raspberry »

... :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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Post by Kaili Charmer »

Heh...is there a part two?

Ya know what this forum is missing? Our round robins! We haven't done one in forever! We oughta come up with a new one...
~*Kai*~

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Post by bookworm »

Well...I could leave it to ur imagination...or do u really want me to continue it?
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:eek: ARE YOU CRAZY? :lol:
of course we want you to continue! :-P :bounce: *_*
:D I dub thee Bookworm the 'Silly Shorts stories Queen' :wink:

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Post by Raspberry »

I dub thee Bookworm the 'Silly Shorts stories Queen'
Thy shall write something as well, Chibi *bow*
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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Post by bookworm »

I dub thee Bookworm the 'Silly Shorts stories Queen'
:oops: Oh, thanx.
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Post by bookworm »

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got a new series. Watch out! It starts...

[cut-off]!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lady Casper »

This is really good. I think i would like to take a look at that crossword puzzle if you don't mind. :wink:
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