A GW BOY?S BB?ER BD

[bookworm]

What can I say, I got an imagination. I built this around what Wicked posted in the OT forum. But I tweaked it a little. Enjoy!!!

Title: A GW BOY?S BB?ER BD
Rating: the usual for my humor fics
Pairing: implied 1xR, 2xH, 3xMU, 4xD, 5xSP, 6x9

Relena browsed the bookshelves shared by the Preventer 5. She saw a HUGE and THICK black book and got it out. She put it on a table and opened it.

Her eyes widened.

That was how two girls found when they walked into the room.

?Hey, Relena. What are you looking at??

?A black dictionary.?

The two girls were puzzled.

?What??

?Or I should call it someone?s little black book.?

?Err?Relena, that is one HUGE black book.?

?Meaning that person is?a PLAYBOY.?

The three girls shared a look.

?What to find out who this belongs to??

They shared knowing grins.

Relena had the phone in her hand when the other two girls gasped.

?Holy--. Our names are in here!?

Relena paused.

?What??

?I looked at section S, and my name is on it. It even has the word TAKEN next to it.?

?I looked at section C and D. It also has the word TAKEN next to it, but with hearts. And I thought to look for Darlian, but it has in parentheses to look at P. So I went there, and it also has the word TAKEN, with 1 date in parentheses.?

?Hmm?one date?there are too many to count.?

Dorothy raised her eyebrow in question.

Relena shrugged.

?Well, I did have to meet some politicians for dinner.?

?But this is one of the BOYS.?

?I went with all of them for dinner. They are my part-time bodyguards with the exception of Heero.?

The two girls nodded their head in agreement.

Relena returned to the phone.

?Give me a number.?

Five minutes later?

BANG!

The people in the cafeteria looked up as they saw three girls standing in front of the table where the Preventer 5 was seated.

The Preventer 5 looked at the HUGE and THICK black book on the table.

One of them paled. He looked up at the blonde girl standing next to another one.

She was frowning.

?I?m?surprised.?

He waited.

She didn?t say anymore. She turned and walked out of the room.

He made to stand up but froze as he saw the other two girls still standing there.

One of them smiled.

?I congratulate you on being the PLAYBOY of Preventer 5. This is a compliment to you.?

He hesitated, and then murmured a thank you.

The other shook her head.

?I just couldn?t believe that YOU are??

The two shared a look.

?Well, let us just say, we heard from reliable sources that you work really fast.?

The shorter of the two giggled.

?And that you are a great LOVER.?

The other one frowned.

?Though I was surprised that one of my previous students (who you only had one date) learned that you got my sister-in-law.?

?WHAT!!!?

The color leeched out of his skin as one blond man strode towards their table. He again tried to stand up, but a hand held him in place. He turned toward the hand?s owner, who?glared.

?I thought you are a man.?

He cleared his throat.

?I am.?

?Then take the punishment.?

He looked at the blond man nearing them, then at the door where the blonde girl had left.

?But??

Another of his comrade put his arm around his shoulder.

?Now, now. I think you should explain why Hilde?s name is there EVEN though you only had a date with her.?

His Chinese comrade, who had looked at the black book after the braided boy, lifted his gaze from it.

?Relena?s name is here.?

He winced as the hand?s grip on his shoulder tightened a?LITTLE.

?I would presume that this is the one and only date you had with Relena in the academy.?

?Heero, stop that. Remember the REST.?

The hand?s owner turned his gaze on his wife.

?I remember that I rescued you before he made a move to do anything else.?

?And kept me locked in YOUR room for the rest of the night.?

The couple shared a look.

The hand loosened its grip and was taken off his shoulder.

Still, he couldn?t escape.

The blond man was blocked by his sister from doing harm on?him. He was safe?for now.

?Kisama! Why is Sally?s name on here??

He realized that another danger was eminent. Thankfully, his best friend decided to speak up.

?Wufei, it might be not what you think.?

The Chinese Preventer turned his gaze on his comrade.

?Midii?s name is on here, too.?

He felt a zing come through him as his best friend SLOWLY turned to gaze at him.

He was in DANGER.

His comrade got up from his seat.

?Relena.?

The blonde girl paused from dissuading her brother from harming him as her husband walked around the table to take her arm.

?Let?s go.?

Heero turned his attention to the other girl.

?You better calm that baka.?

Then Heero focused on his comrade.

?Good luck.?

The couple left the enthralled cafeteria.

The arm around his shoulder tightened.

He turned his head and met his comrade?s serious expression.

The God of Death SMILED.

Dimly he heard the blond man?s shout.

?QUATRE!!!?

As the blond boy was being cornered, Hilde looked at the scene in trepidation.

?Oh, dear.?

THE END

[Wingnut]

Or course it all makes sence now, he was the only person to be near all of them at some point in the series, although most of the entries there were likely done informally, ie the other party possibly not realiseing the encounter could be considered a date. He is also the only one who could effectively hide the fact for so long, and keep a straight face about it all.

[Calla Lily]

Considering all possible reasons as to why Quatre would have such a thing... work, contacts, business arrangements... it's still amusing. ^^'
Who knew?

[Kaili Charmer]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Ya know, before I was enthralled by Trowa, Quatre had me taken by him for a while... This is great!

[Raspberry]

Yeah, that was goooood I was wondering which of them was THE PLAYBOY, but I realised it was Quatre at the end

[Calla Lily]

Quatre the playboy! Oh dear, that's just too funny.

[White Witch]

Why my Katoru-sama..?

Fun story, btw.

[Morrighan]

OMG.... Who would have thought!!!

Can't wait to see the next part!

[Chibi-sitter]

Always the one you least expect.........
(and they say its the silent ones you gotta watch out for)
Quatre you naughty naughty boy

Yeah NEXT PART please :razz:

[bookworm]

U want more of this one? R u sure u want one? Do u really want one?

...I really hadn't thought of continuing this.

However...I might change my mind. *shrugs* Depends...