The "Look"

[bookworm]

This is just something that I wrote just a few minutes ago. Frankly, this idea is not new, since my mind conjured it up way before I put it into words. Actually, it is the idea that is old, but the scenario is new.
Again, this is still basically a humor fic. Also, this is slightly AU. And lastly, GW doesn't belong to me. I do hope that you enjoy this.

Title: The "Look"
Rating: the usual
Pairings: 1xR, 2xH, 3xMU, 4xD, 5xMC, 6x9

Hilde waves the object in her hand as she rushed into the room.

?Look gals!!! Here it is!!!!?

The great room, which turned out to be the cafeteria, was operating at their busiest time of the day. People looked up as the German girl ran toward her usual table, where the group was hanging out.

To be sure, some of the people sitting on that table shouldn?t have been there, but since the table housed the highest-ranking personnel, none could disagree. The men stared at the object dispassionately while the women looked at it in curiosity.

One of those women, who were sitting beside one Perfect Soldier, smiled at the girl.

?What is it, Hilde??

Hilde sat down at her usual spot beside her beau, and held the object in front of her.

?THE Preventer calendar.?

The men looked at the calendar in puzzlement, while the women?SMILED.

Dorothy smirked. ?Ah, THAT one.?

Hilde nodded her head. ?Yes, THAT one.?

Midii rubbed her hands together in excitement. ?Well, let?s see it.?

Hilde raised her arm up beside her and proudly opened it to the first month.

Feminine gasps could be heard from nearby tables, including the women near Hilde.

The men, far and near, craned their neck to see what held the women?s attention.

The image that they saw was?

?A CHIBI HEERO!!!!

AND not just a baby Heero, but one that has the ?LOOK.?

Dorothy, who was sitting next to another blonde, jabbed her on the rib. ?Lucky girl.?

Midii fanned her face. ?Oh, boy. That look is a sucker for sure.?

Noin smiled. ?Even I agree.?

Meiran nodded her head in agreement. ?That ?look? can make all the females melt.? She shifted a little. ?Right, girls??

Nearby shouts of affirmative ?RIGHT!? rang from the women who could see the image.

Hilde shouted along with them, which earned the ?puppy? look from her beau. Deciding that it was time for a change of image, she turned to the next month, much to her audience?s groans.

The next image was a?CHIBI DUO.

Dorothy stared at it critically. ?I must say, Duo is cute as a baby.?

That person grinned.

Meiran also eyed the image critically. ?Still, his ?look? doesn?t match the caliber of Heero?s.?

There were a few affirmations from some brave women.

Midii smiled at the braided boy. ?Don?t worry about it. You?re still cute.?

Noin sighed. ?C?mon, Hilde. Don?t let Duo hug the spotlight. Go on to the next month.?

Hilde dutifully went to the next month.

?Oh, Trowa is so cute.?

Midii looked at the image. ?I want to hug him.?

Meiran raised her eyebrow. ?You do every day.?

Midii smiled. ?I do, don?t I.?

The next month feature Quatre, and the month after that Wufei, and then Zechs.

?I must say, Zechs still looks like a prince even as a child.?

The month after that?

Jaws dropped.

It was Heero, the man, wearing the ?LOOK.?

?OMG!!!?

Meiran, who had remained calm, was visibly shaken. ?That ?look? is devastating.?

Dorothy turned to the other blonde. ?Now we?ll know what your son will look like when he?s a kid.?

?WHAT!!!?

?That was a rhetorical question, Zechs.?

The men, including the Perfect Soldier, gazed at their other halves.

?Okay, where the hell did you get these pictures??

Dorothy smirked. ?From BOOKWORM.?

The men, hearing that answer, paled.

BOOKWORM was a photographer who had various studios located both on Earth and the colonies. The photographer mostly takes pictures of boys, with some rare occasions on girls (because of that person?s gender).

Noin grinned. ?We badgered until we got the calendar approved.?

Meiran smirked. ?Actually, it was pretty easy. The Preventer 5 with Zechs in a calendar, and the proceeds goes to charities.?

Hilde does a thumb up. ?All for a good cause.?

?Hey, I want one!?

?Where can I get it??

?How much does it cost??

?Forget about the other five, I want a calendar of Mr. Yuy.?

There was a pause, and the pandemonium erupted.

?Yeah, I want one too!!?

?Me too!!!?

The blonde sitting next to Dorothy, who hadn?t said a word thus far, got up from her seat and stood on it. In her hands were?guns.

Silence permeated the cafeteria. All eyes were on the blonde girl.

She?smiled.

?Any one tries to lay hands on MY Heero has to go through me.?

There was still some disbelief that she could handle fire the guns, so she released the locks, and fired them?

?right on the lock holding the flag suspended at the ceiling?

?and also at the ?mascot? that Duo hanged representing the cafeteria (his favorite hangout in the Preventer headquarters).

Both items fell down.

In the silence, she stepped down from her seat, handed the guns back to their respected owners, and sat down, picking up her tea.

Zechs stared at the gun in amazement, which had been taken without his knowledge. He opened his mouth?

?No, Zechs. Heero didn?t teach me how to shoot. Nor did Duo give me lessons on stealing.?

Heero, who had silently returned his gun to its holster, leaned nearer to his beloved to whisper?

?If you want, I?ll sing to you the song from SEX*.?

Relena finished her tea, got up, waited for Heero to do the same, and walked with her husband out of the room for some?FUN.?

THE END

* SEX is an album for the top five favorite men that BOOKWORM has persuaded to sing songs (in their natural language) representing sex. The top five men were voted in BOOKWORM?s studios as the hottest hunks taken by the photographer. Of course, Heero is at the top. The other four will not be mentioned (i.e. not important for this AU). Just something about the album: the word SEX isn?t mentioned in the lyrics, but the imagery and lyrics pertains to SEX.
[This is just an idea that came to me. Of course, the photographer is so obvious. If I have the gumption to write about this, it would be very long. But I don?t have the gumption. Thus, I?ll just leave this humor fic for readers to enjoy.
There is also the question of what the ?look? is like. I can?t describe it in words, but it is clear in my mind. Let?s just say that it makes female melt.]

[Calla Lily]

Bookworm, you write simply too much humour for a gal to hold it in just one day. XD This one was brilliant. Order a calender for me, won't ya?

~Calla.

[bookworm]

Bookworm, you write simply too much humour for a gal to hold it in just one day.

I try, my dear, I try.

[Chibi-sitter]

?Forget about the other five, I want a calendar of Mr. Yuy.?

ME TOO!!!!!
Bookworm!
*starts making those whining noises dogs make when they want food*
GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!
That was great!
How much for a Preventer Calender?

I can't get enough of your stories! Bookworm - I'm addicted

?If you want, I?ll sing to you the song from SEX*.?

Relena finished her tea, got up, waited for Heero to do the same, and walked with her husband out of the room for some?FUN.?

*sigh* Those two lovebirds!
loved it, Bookworm.

[Raspberry]

Dorothy turned to the other blonde. ?Now we?ll know what your son will look like when he?s a kid.?

?WHAT!!!?

?That was a rhetorical question, Zechs.?

I wish I could just see Sechs' expression XD

Wow, bookworm I just luv your humor fics!!! XDDDD And what about our Quatre x Dorothy lemon?.. *innocent look*

[Raspberry]

Sh**! I hit the wrong key! I meant ZECHS not Sechs! Shees... I'm so dumb sometimes -_-'

[Morrighan]

^___________^ Gurl, you never cease to bring a smile to my face.

Great job!!

[Crazygurl]

Where can I get THE calendar? *looks around nervously* I can beg you if you want. I have no pride whatsoever when it comes to those things...

*Sigh* Can so imagine THE LOOK. *melts to a puddle.*

*Stays as a puddle, but waving 20 dollar wads* I can pay... I have coinage... Money? Something? A free entrance in the 'I-love-Hee-chan-and-Relena-san-let-us-see-him-strip-and-then-share-if-we-want-Club'?

I need THE LOOK in my life, I swear.

[bookworm]

I need THE LOOK in my life, I swear.

We all do...including me.

[Raspberry]

I don't need THE LOOK Maybe cuz I'm 14 and already lil feminist I'd like to have Heero and Relena as a friends , not "Oh God he's cute" (Heero) and "Enemy number 1" (Relena), besides, it's better NOT to get Relena angry *swallow*