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The sequel of Relena's Idea of a Clown Suit. I'm not going to make any of the parts (since I already wrote the last part and I'm thinking of two more parts for this) because I think that the sexual innuendos are much better.
Anyway, I hope that readers will enjoy this. I did! :D

Title: Morning Outfit
Pairing: Same, same
Rating: Same, same (if you haven't read the first one, this is PG-13)

A week has passed since the dare. The boys were so bored that they dared Relena again. This time, they stayed clear of work clothes. They waited for Relena to find an outfit, but there had been no such show since they dared her?two nights ago.

So that morning, the boys were congregated at the kitchen, getting their own food, and attired with their usual standard uniforms. And that was the moment that Relena appeared.

Trowa, who had been tipping his cup of coffee at that time, froze as he beheld the sight of Relena walking in. The hot brew went cascading down his jacket unnoticed as the tall boy had his attention somewhere else.

Quatre, who had taken a bite out of his toast, choked as he swallowed the wrong way.

Wufei, who had been about to take the rice held between his chopsticks, had his mouth open while the rice fell back to the bowl as the chopsticks went slack.

Duo, who had been on the act of taking his OWN carton of milk (being that he likes to drink out of it) toward his seat, dropped that carton and didn?t move as the milk leaked out of the carton and onto the floor.

Heero, who had been reading the newspaper, had lowered it while locking his gaze (along with the others) on Relena, who was moving toward the refrigerator. He knew that it was a dare (well, a small part was telling him that while the rest were just?observed with Relena).

?Which one wears that in the morning, Relena??

Relena, who had just perused the fridge (and she didn?t lean), turned around.

?Wufei?s.?

Wufei let the chopsticks drop from his hands. ?What??

Relena shrugged.

Five boys gulped (Quatre has already recovered by now).

?Wufei wears this when getup early in the morning. I presumed that he works out early in the morning since he takes a shower since his hair is wet, and he drinks a glass of orange juice while still in his undies. Also he has a white towel slung across his neck.? Relena gestured to her getup, which consisted of a white towel across her neck, covering her breasts (barely) and the boxer briefs rolled a few times (even though, it was still loose around her hips). Her hair was wet and she was wearing slippers. ?And don?t think I?m the only one here who noticed that.?

Wufei groaned. It was true. The five of them had seen him wear that getup in a few mornings.

Heero gave his famous death glare. Slowly but surely he folded the newspaper. Laying it down on the table, he gracefully got up from his chair and went to Relena.

Relena kept her gaze on him. She stifled a gasp as Heero lifted her into his arms, holding her REAL close (and thus crushing her breasts; now they are out of sight from the others). ?Heero!?

?Your punishment.?

Relena?s eyes widened. She got the hint.

?But we just DID it minutes ago!?

Heero raised his eyebrow. ?Why are you complaining??

Relena blushed.

Heero gave her a peck on the nose and strode out of the kitchen, carrying his precious bundle in his arms.

The other boys remained inactive for a moment, and then life returned back to them.

Quatre blushed (from the innuendo) as he tried valiantly to finish his breakfast.

Wufei grabbed his chopsticks, while grumbling to NEVER go outside his room without proper clothes on.

Trowa raised his cup to his lips, realizing at the last second that the cup was empty and his jacket, as well as his trousers, was stained with coffee.

Duo, upon returning his mobility, stepped on the spilt milk and slipped, landing hard on the floor. Curses sprang from his lips.

Quatre, who had stopped eating, looked down at his comrade.

?Are you okay, Duo??

Duo sat up, rubbing the back of his head gingerly. He bitterly laughed as he saw JUNIOR saying hello.

?Damn it!?

(Poor healthy boys.)

THE END

And to make my point, every outfit that Relena tries on is BOUGHT, not BORROWED. So...she didn't borrow Wufei's undies, she bought her own (through mail order, if you want her to be shy; if not, the gutsy Relena bought it in person). Just to make my point. :wink:
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:D Am I the first to review?

funny funny! :lol: :lol:
Can't tell which one is funnier :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If it tortures the guys so much that they can only look but not touch then they should dare a girl that isn't involved with Heero :-P

Love it, wonder what the next one will be :oops:

Great job yet again Bookworm! :salute:

F U N N Y ! ! ! ! ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Heero raised his eyebrow. ?Why are you complaining??

Relena blushed.

Heero gave her a peck on the nose and strode out of the kitchen, carrying his precious bundle in his arms
*laughs* Very amusing, Bookworm. As usual, I cracked myself up laughing.

Just a tiny question/request. Will you do one for the other boys? I almost feel sorry for them.

Almost.

That is. :D :-P :roll:
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Just wait...for the last one.
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That should be a classic and the other one two. Make it a G-boys classical torture motto! 8)
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Post by Raspberry »

Wow!Bookworm you're genius! Hahahaha! Very funny story! Now Iąll smile till I fell asleep :wink: :lol: :D
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OMG. Sooo....hilarious!!! Bookworm, you're a master at this!! :D :D I loved it!! :D
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Yes, that is my idea. Relena being my fave GW girl, and 1xR being my fave GW couple, and since I like the other GW boys (not counting Zechs and Treize), I decided to torture them all (and since Heero is my fave GW boy, I'm easy on him). :wink:
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Post by Chibi-sitter »

:razz: Bookworm,
Relena your fave GW girl, :D
Heero your fave GW boy, :bounce:
and 1xR your fave GW couple :salute:
ME TOO!!! *hugs for Bookworm*

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That's why I'm here. :wink:
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