Relena's Idea of a Clown Suit

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:40 pm

I thought of this a while ago, and I could have made it into a lemon or a better fic (if I had the mind to do it) BUT I am too lazy and I think this is enough to get the idea across.

AN: GW doesn't belong to me. I wish I did, so that I can torture the GW bishies (and Relena) a lot. BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil:

Title: Relena's Idea of a Clown Suit
Author: bookworm a.k.a. Era-chan
Rating: PG-13 (sexual innuendos, some bad language)
Pairing: 1xR

The boys sat in the numerous chairs for them. Though some of them wore indifferent expressions, they were secretly waiting to see?

?Are you sure that you want to see the costume??

Wufei scowled while Duo jumped in his seat in childish joy.

?Of course, ?Lena.? Duo winked at Heero. ?I bet you?ll cute look in it.?

There was a giggle.

?Well, if you say so.?

The boys watched the girl step appear in the doorway.

Jaws dropped.

Eyes went wide.

Imminent *cough* reactions occurred.

Relena took on a pose.

?What do you think??

There were gurgles from all five boys. They couldn?t stop staring at the girl.

Finally, Heero recovered (well, not really; let us just say he was the first one able to speak coherently) sufficiently to voice his indignation (for having the other four boys see her in that getup). ?Relena, what the HELL are you wearing??

Relena shrugged (which made all the guys, including Heero, gulp). ?Well, you guys DID dare me to wear one of your work getups AND I did get Trowa?s pick out of the jar.? Relena looked down at her getup. ?I think I got his clown getup right, don?t you think so??

Duo muttered, ?You betcha,? which Heero ignored.

Heero stared at Relena?s getup and swallowed, trying to moisten his dry throat. Relena was wearing her hair down, with a half-clown mask on her right side (a happy one, to be different). She was wearing black pants that were low-cut. Wearing ankle-length black boots, she had the lower portion of Trowa?s clown costume correct. Even to the suspenders?with no shirt underneath. Thus, only her nipples were covered by the black straps. (Sort of think Chocolate in Sorcerer Hunters, but without the hat and the gloves).

Relena took of the half-mask. ?Besides??

Heero blinked to get out his reverie. ?Besides what??

Relena gave him a seductive look. ?I KNOW that you?ll LOVE it.? And she put her hand up to one of the straps and toyed with it.

Heero got the hint. A sudden gleam flashed in his eyes and was gone in an instant. He strode toward Relena and lifted her into his arms without breaking his stride.

As the couple left the room, there was disgruntlement, especially Duo.

?Damn it, Heero?s getting lucky.?

If Heero had heard that, he would have agreed with Duo. But he was way too BUSY with his beloved to care.

Thus, that night a couple got lucky whereas four boys had?WET DREAMS.

(Poor boys, they had to be ones assigned as Relena?s bodyguards.)

THE END

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:02 pm

*dies laughing*

For goodness sake! That was hilarious! And never mind about not turning it into a lemon, it's just priceless the way it is... [snickers] Relena, you bad BAD GIRL! *falls off her chair*

Great work, bookworm!

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:27 pm

So hilarious!!!

Great job, bookworm!!

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:25 am

I agree with Calla Lily & Morrighan!

Is she like the mascot to the G-boys now?

Marvelous Bookworm

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:34 am

Is she like the mascot to the G-boys now?

"MASCOT?!?"
*cracks up laughing yet again*
I can't breathe, I can't breathe!

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:59 am

Yeah, that WAS funny

It would be fun to read lemon from this! Hahahahahaha!

Relena seducing Heero in front of the other G-boys! Hahahahaha!

Tomorrow · Post by **Tomorrow** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 8:36 pm

Bookworm, you just crack me up. You always use dialogue to your situational comedy advantage. Bravo!!!!

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 8:46 pm

Yeah. Thanx, Tomorrow! I find that writing too much details is a drag. So to finish a fic, I just decided to use the dialogue to make my point.
Someday (I luv that word!) I'll get around to writing a humor fic w/ details to make my humor across. But now...this is just it.

sweet_me_beajai · Post by **sweet_me_beajai** » Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:59 pm

ooooooooh naughty naughty Heero!!

and double naughty naughty Relena!!

LOL

Stephy · Post by **Stephy** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:14 am

YESSS dis is hilarious....love it!!!!! and very naughty of Relena

hehehe

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