New Orders-Final the Date

[Amidala]

teaser just for now.. because nothing has been posted or commented on for over a month...

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, or the characters therein. I am only using them for my own amusement. Do not sue me, as you will only end up with dust bunnies and spider webs from underneath my bed.
As this is a humor-centered story, some of the characters may be a bit 'out of character' but I will try to keep the OOC to a minimum.
Thank you to those who understand that this is not a 'serious' story. It was never intended to be "accurate to the series". Just FUN!
Thank you so very much for reading. I hope you had as much fun reading this as I had in creating it. ^_^ *sniff* Yes, this is the last chapter. Wow. Can you believe I've been at this a year? I really can't time has gone by so fast. I do have a sequel in mind, so watch out for that. Heh. Real original title too. "New Orders 2: Nine Months of Hell"

New Orders
My heart belongs to you
By
Hellsing Ninja
Integral sat at her desk. She didn't have a mound of paperwork waiting for her, for which she was glad of. She had plans. She called Walter to her office. As usual the Hellsing family retainer arrived promptly.
"You called, Sir Integra?" Walter asked as he entered and approached her desk.
"Walter, is there anything important that requires my personal attention on today's agenda?" Integral asked.
"No. Not that I am aware of." Walter replied. "Is there something you wish to take care of today?"
"I want you to clear my schedule." Integra replied. "I have some personal business to attend to and I do not want to be disturbed under any circumstances unless it is a matter of life and death that requires me as the head of the Hellsing Organization to attend to personally. You have the authority, Walter, to take care of Hellsing matters."
Walter nodded. "I understand. And what about any disturbances? Do you wish to be informed about them?"
"No, I do not. I will read the reports later. The useless vampire will have a chance to prove herself tonight, if there are any disturbances. Alucard will be occupied with other matters tonight, Walter." Integral replied. "That is all."
Walter bowed. He smiled to himself, and left Integral's office.

Having taken care of a few more things at the manor, Integral left in her car.
Walter observed her from a window. He wondered what she had in the bags she was carrying. Where was she going, he wondered.
Arriving at the apartment, Integral took a deep breath as she set the bags down. Now what? she asked herself as she plopped herself down on the sofa. She stared at the bags and their contents for a long while. What was this feeling that was overcoming her? Nervousness. Why was she nervous? She never got nervous. Well, for starters, the decision she had just made for herself went against everything she had been taught to believe. Second here she was, alone in a rented apartment with a beautiful new dress, make up and accessories and not a clue as to what to do with it all. Then there was, of course, him. Was he serious about how he felt or more specifically, how she thought he felt? He never out right said anything. His whole game was a tease. Was that it? Was it all just a game to him? He had tormented her from the day they first met. Sure, she had to admit, some of his attraction to him was pure carnal lust for her blood, pure Hellsing blood, and from being deprived for so long. She was sure that the attraction had grown into something more over the years, but was she only fooling herself? Did he have actually feelings for her or was it just merely a plot in a massive game to earn his freedom? Would tonight be the start of a wonderful new life, or an embarrassing moment that would haunt her forever?
Integral just sat there, puffing on her cigar pondering the contents of the shopping bags. Then it hit her. JACK! He had given her his number. He was the last person she thought she would ever want to contact again so she had carelessly dropped his number into one of the bags. Found it! She took a deep breath and dialed the number.

Walter went about his usual business about the Hellsing Manor. He even prepared afternoon tea. It was only after he delivered it to Sir Integra's empty office that he remembered that she had gone for the day. It was so unusual for Integral to leave the manor for anything over a few hours for personal business.
It was about time to prepare the blood for the two vampires in Hellsing's employ. Walter went down to where it was kept. When he opened the refrigerator where the blood for the vampires was kept, he saw something not usually there. There was a single red rose wrapped in cellophane, and a post-it note stuck to one of the blood packets. The note was addressed to Walter instructing him to give the blood and the rose to Alucard. Walter smiled as he read the instructions. He was glad to see that Integra was choosing to pursue what was in her heart, even thought it may not be the right thing to do. All he wanted was for Integral to be happy.
Walter first prepared the blood for Seras Victoria. He would take hers down first, then return to prepare the presentation for Alucard as per Integra's instruction.

Alucard awoke. He immediately sensed that something was different in the manor. He looked to his table. There was no blood packet waiting for him, and more importantly, he could not sense his master's presence anywhere on the premises.
Just as he was about to disappear in search of his master, his door entered and Walter entered carrying a tray. The Hellsing retainer carefully set the tray down on the table.
"Please forgive me for being late, Alucard." Walter replied. "But your meal tonight required a bit of extra preparation I was not expecting." With that Walter bowed and left.
Alucard walked to the table. The rose caught his attention first. He picked it up and took off the card. His master had written it. It read: Alucard, please meet me at the apartment at 20:00. It was signed simply, Integra. Alucard chuckled then picked up the packet of blood. Instead of the usual time and date stamp, more of his master's writing was present. It read: For Alucard. Alucard smiled. Alucard got packets of his master's blood before, but they were packets that were saved for transfusions or emergencies. A few years ago, Integral decided that rather than to have her blood go to waste, she had Walter serve it to Alucard shortly before it was to expire. This packet however, was not one of those. It had been drawn for him today.
As he sipped on the delicious blood of his master he glanced again at the rose as he read the card again. Is my master asking me out on a date?

Hair up. Hair down. Jack wanted her hair up, Integral wanted it down. Jack insisted on putting it up, Integral insisted on keeping it down. Jack persisted, Integral persisted. Jack put it up, Integral took it down.
"AH!" Jack screamed. "Girl, this is getting us no where."
"My hair stays down." Integral replied.
"But it looks so lovely pinned up." Jack replied. "What time is your man coming to pick you up?"
"20:00."
"What? Speak like a normal person, girl. I don't get this military thing."
Integral sighed. "Eight o'clock."
Jack looked at the clock and screamed. "Girl! It's six o'clock! Honey, we have to get a move on!" Jack proceeded to pin Integral's hair up.
Integra took it down.
Jack sighed. "You are one stubborn little bitch, aren't you?" Jack chuckled.
"Yes, I am." Integral replied. "My hair is staying down."
"Oh but you look so sexy with it up." Jack replied. "This dress just screams 'I must wear my hair up!' It will show off your back and that lovely neck of yours."
"Exactly. My hair stays down." Integral replied.
Jack chuckled. "A little modest are we?"
"No. In my profession, it is not wise to walk around with one's neck exposed." Integral replied. "I've had my hair long for most of my life. I am used to it being down. It stays down. I'm nervous as hell. I never get nervous. Let me at least find comfort with my hair?"
Jack pulled back just a little bit of Integral's hair. "How about this? It keeps it out of your face like I want it to, but it's still long in the back like you like it.."
Integral agreed and Jack put the finishing touches on it with a blue ribbon that matched her dress perfectly. Her neck was still a bit more exposed than she would have liked, but she had to admit, it did look rather nice.
Pleased with the way the hair turned out, Jack took a deep breath. Now, for the make-up. Jack shook his head.

Alucard arrived at the apartment. He was early. He didn't want to be late. He stood outside the door staring at it. He tried to tell himself that he wasn't nervous. No, not at all. He was just going out with his master. Nothing special. Nothing special? It was only what he had wanted for so long... since she came of age, and probably some time before. She had grown into a fine young woman. And what if he was wrong? What if his master was simply giving him a simple order to show up? No, there was the blood, blood drawn that day, for him... and the rose.
Several passers by gave him a look as they passed. Those who addressed him got an evil vampiric glare.
Knock. Knock? He never knocked on doors. He preferred knocking them down. If he wasn't knocking the door down, then he preferred phasing through the floor or ceiling or emerging from the shadows. Should he knock? Now? He was early. Was it okay to be early? Or should he wait. He didn't want to be late. No. That would upset his master. He didn't want to upset his master.
Flowers? Should he have gotten some flowers? Integra got him a rose. Would she be expecting flowers? Did he have time to get some? How long had he been standing there outside her door? Was it time yet? Alucard straightened his tie. He looked down at his suit. Would this be okay? He hadn't worn the suit since his trip to Rio.

Integral sat down, lit a cigar. Jack yelled at her.
"Put that thing out!" Jack replied.
"Why?" Integral glared.
"Dressed like that you should not be smoking cigars." Jack replied.
"I need to smoke right now. I smoke cigars. Deal with it." Integral responded.
"You are impossible." Jack replied.
"So I've been told."
Integral could sense Alucard when he was nearby. He was standing outside the door. He had been there for quite sometime. What the bloody hell was he doing? What the bloody hell was she doing? She was in a dress fro crying out loud. Wearing make-up! Had she gone completely mad? She still had time to change her mind. Five minutes. She had five minutes to change her mind.

Alucard straightened his tie for what must have been the 50th time in the last five minutes. Knock, he told himself. Knock. He knocked.

Integral jumped at the sound of the knocking on the door. Jack laughed.
"Don't be nervous, girl." He responded. "You look so hot, your man won't be able to keep his hands off you."
Integral sighed. "That is what frightens me." She said under her breath as Jack answered the door.

[Dark Ryu]

Please keep it up. I'm a SerasxAlucard fan (nearly converting to IntegraxAlucard) but this is very good.

[Amidala]

hehe... I'm stuck. That's why I decided to post this. I've got some ideas of where I want it to go... did you read the other chappys?

Heh. Seras is just one of those characters I love to hate. It does't mean that I don't like her, I just like hating her more. ^_^

[Dark Ryu]

Alas no. I have not read the other chapters. But I will look them up.

[pilot03]

I've read the other chapters and what do my eyes behold but another chapter!!....no...a teaser. I hope you can over come the writers block. I'm dieing to find out what happens on the dates of all dates!!

[Amidala]

hehe... yeah. me too! I've been given a few suggestions that I am trying to work out... if you have any I'm open to them..

[melrose_stormhaven]

a teaser? months later and it's only a teaser?

You're cruel.

But then, I liked it! I love Jack! I have a friend like that....well...almost!

[Thess]

Oh Dark Ryu! Come to the almost canon side of PipxSeras <3

You should write a bit of PxS Amidala ;_; It brings happiness to my heart. I just want to smack my head over the desk every DAMN time I read the reviews to AxS fics that prays: "We are so FEW!" "There's no enough AxS fics out there!" *eye roll* Get over it, you are a lot and there's enough AxS (most sadly are awful. Except Midian, Loving the Nightmare, Spark and Wrath. Loving the Nigthmare is specially good). Don't this people do proper research? What hopes can I have with SxP then? There's only THREE fics, one of them mine.

I like the dialogue between Jack and Integra. And I found funny it was her that gave him a rose *snicker* Is clear who is the 'man' of the house. I hope you take my suggestions to the heart.

[Dark Ryu]

Hmm...I dunno quite what pairing I like. But I do think PipxSeras make a cute couple. Brings some comic relief to the series. Plus they almost kiss. Show me some really good fics on all the pairings and I'll make my final choice.

[Thess]

Well, there's almost anything about SxP. 'Flesh of my Flesh' here is PxS and AxI, my lame one shot 'Night Chat' has very mild PxS. Also there's in ff.net a fic called 'The Old and the New' which is AxI and PxS.


I really prefer Alucard with no one and Integral with no one. Then comes AxI, they are lone wolves in my opinion to be pair off with anyone else. Alpha seeks fellow Alpha (yes, twu wuv makes me cringe. I am basing mostly in Alucard's animalistic nature that comes in vampirism. He acts sorta like a wolf and I did my research about them)

Best AxS fics (search them in fanfiction.net):

- Spark (almost IC).

- Loving the Nightmare (IC).

- Midian (few OOC).

- Wrath (sorta OOC but with plot).

- The Afterlife Chronicles (some OOCness, true the manga has humor but is not THAT much humorous. Less if the story isn't put the genre as humor).

The rest aren't very good (aka, 'Oh GOD Kill me NOW'). Avoid them at all cost!


Best AxI:

- Feel Lucky.

- Every You Every Me (the same author of Feel Lucky).

- The Order of Lilith.

- Ascension (not really AxI in romantic sense, but canon-wise interaction).

- Mere Human (not really AxI romance either, but the feeling of their complex relationship in her death bed. Completely IC).

- Descend (although is also has AxS. W00t for people who actually believes Alucard isn't monogamous. Dracula had THREE brides people! You can make him have one real companion but don't give me the 'twu wuv' explanation. Hellsing isn't Sailor Moon. Christ).

- Your Two Fathers.

- Heat Wave.

- Double Crossed Fool (is hinted, very, very subtle).

- Pride.

- White Gloves (again not romance but the dark tension is *great*).

- Again Master (warning this is smut).

- Commanding Officer (check it at thehellsing.org, in Alucard's page, the fanfiction section. Is also smut and has some AxS. W00t for polygamy!).

- Progenitor (one of the best crossover I've seen. One shot).

- Sleep Well Master (clich?d, but good characterization).

- The Low Road (the very first, IC AxI fic in fanfiction.net).

- Evening Tea.

- Courting Integra and Shooting Stars, Falling Objects (at http://www.livejournal.com/users/shdwanna check her memories).

There's also countless of good smut ones I've not listed. And the list go on and on, I just didn't want to be heavy. My preferences are dark fics, because let's face it Alucard is a very dark character and Integral isn't flowers and sunlight either. Even if I missed 'good ones', like in any pairing they also have god-awful fanfiction that makes me curl in a corner and cry.