Title: Unexpected Skill
Rating: PG (for that famous phrase)
Pairing: N/A
Word Count: 100

They stared.
They couldn't believe it.
He was COOKING!!!!!
"Omae o korosu."
They jumped and turned around.
Their gazes lowered.
A miniature Perfect Soldier glared at them.
They parted like the Red Sea.
The little boy strode inside the kitchen and went up to the island. He took out a stool and expertly climbed it. Without missing a beat, he helped the man cook.
They gawked.
Tired of the staring, the little boy professionally shot bits of food towards the gaping mouths with the sling shot he had on him.
They swallowed.
Their eyes widened in shock.
HE COULD COOK!!!!