The Talk (DC#11)

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The Talk (DC#11)

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I wrote this in my LJ and decided to post it here. So GW doesn't belong to me.

Title: The Talk
Rating: G
Word Count: 107

He wished that he didn't have to do this.

Sure, he was the Perfect Soldier, but after so many years being married to a wonderful woman and having five great kids, he had gotten...soft.

And he really wished that his wife was here instead of him.

"Dad?"

He stared at the younger version of his wife, with his daughter's hair in the same hairstyle that his wife had when they met for the first time. Her eyes, the same color as his beloved, stared at him curiously.

He couldn't back down now. It was time for the TALK.

...Yet he doesn't know how he could talk about...tampons.
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Post by Andrea »

Hahaha...!! Really, sometimes parents' jobs are... risky. And more when presented with a dilemma of such calibre!! Good, good!!! Lol...

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Post by Wingnut »

I would've thought Heero had figured that whole thing out by now.
Note: In real life the disscussion of Tampons should be preceeded by the sex talk, and for girls followed up by the tampon thing.
I'm a guy too, and although I know what they are supposed to do I have no clue as to exactly how one is used.
Get a female Heero, any female will do. Negotiate a favor excange with Relena or something. Even the stranger lady next door will be able to explain it better. In other words Heero, call in reenforcements, and hurry!
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Post by bookworm »

I just wanted to clarify that tampons is included in the TALK about sex ed. You know, the flowers and the bees talk.
That's why the last sentence is the way it is.

I thought about this after I posted it. And I just needed to put this up.
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Post by Kari »

I can't Imagine my dad having 'the big talk about sex.' I get tears in my eyes when I think about it. BTW poor Heero.
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Post by Morrighan »

OMG.... That's so embarrassing.... He-he-he... I would totally pay to see the expression on Heero's face!! :lol:

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Post by Brenda F »

there is always another more arcaic option! like sanitary napkins!

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Post by Calla Lily »

:-P To each woman their own....
I'd love to see the expression on Heero's face. How embarassing for him.
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Post by bookworm »

there is always another more arcaic option! like sanitary napkins!
Yes, yes. I agree. But the dc was about tampons. So I had to mention it, at least.
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Post by Kit »

:evil: I am the tomboy with attitude and combat boots :evil:

Loved it really funny but it seems that alot of the stories in blissful ingnorance are about tampons,............lol.

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