Taking the Test

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Taking the Test

Post by bookworm »

This is the sequel of my dc11s. GW doesn't belong to me.

Title: Taking the Test
Rating: G
Pairing: the usual (u can figure out the couples)

They glared.

The four sweated.

The four women thrust a paper in front of their respected others.

?Take this test NOW.?

The four meekly did.

The results were bad.

One woman shook her head.

?I don?t get it. The first time they got it right, but the other times they didn?t.?

?Pure luck.?

?And I can?t believe that he doesn?t know the difference. I mean, he has 29 sisters, for goodness sake.?

He blushed.

?What?s going on??

Two men and three women stared at the four couples in bewilderment. Rather, the three women reacted appropriately while the two men just reacted?like men.

The four women focused their gazes on the two new men. They stared at each other, the same idea taking root.

?Take this test.?

The two men were puzzled but did. One of them, the older one, sweatdropped but took the test because his wife, appraised of the topic, glared at him. The younger one took it and was quickly finished with it before the older one did.

Seven women stared at the perfect test. Then they looked at the man, back at the test, and then returned it back.

Six women turned to the man?s wife. At the unspoken question, she blushed and nodded her head.

?And he?s YOUR husband??

She nods.

?He KNOWS what brand you like??

Same action.

?He?s right ALL the time??

Again the same reaction.

His brother-in-law, irritated that the younger man beat him AGAIN (though he didn?t care for the topic of the test), turned to him.

?How do you know about TAMPONS??

His reply:

?Hn.?
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Post by Morrighan »

*falls out of her chair laughing hysterically* OMG...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They all flunked except for Heero!!!! *laughs even harder* OMG... And Milli-boy had the nerve to ask HOW he knew!!! He-he-he.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Totally loved it, bookworm!! Awesome job!!!
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Post by Wingnut »

Simple answer Zechs. The #1 stratigic rule of combat: Know your enemy. In this case Relena whenever she may be in a "mood", Yuy would need to diffuse the situation ASAP no matter what it may be. That includes running out of feminine products.
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Post by Calla Lily »

:roll: That was great! Had me choking on my coffee there...
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Post by Kari »

To good. Had me laughing and then a stomachache hit. Oopsie :roll:
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Post by Brenda F »

funny!! funny!! we need more!!

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Post by Melina »

lol! that was great! I'm still laughing :salute:
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Post by RDP »

Hahaha! :D Go Heero!
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