If They Were Kids (Drabble #11)

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If They Were Kids (Drabble #11)

Post by SimplyTurquoise »

Disclaimer: Not yesterday, not today, not tomorrow--- notice the pattern?

Title: If They Were Kids
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: None.

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Duo reached inside his pockets--- grasping the contents and then dumping them in between himself and Heero.

?Do you think it?s enough??

Heero being the mathematical wiz that he was at the age of seven counted the scattered coins--- ignoring the pieces of string and lint mixed within the pile.

With wide inquisitive eyes, Heero turned to Duo.

?Hey, why are we buying tampons again??

In response, eight-year-old Duo rolled his eyes while answering Heero?s question for the bazillion-eth time that day.

?Because on the commercial it said you could ride bikes, go swimming, run, and rock climb.?

?Oh yeah!?

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AN: Do you guys remember this commercial? Well anyways, I hope you had a laugh--- review!
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Post by Morrighan »

OMG!! It's not supposed to be taken THAT way!!! *laughs hysterically* Oh if only they knew.... :D :D
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Post by Andrea »

LOL!! SO good!! Now how the hell am I going to remove the picture of those two silly little kids WITH tampons OFF my head?! HUH!?!

Haha..!! Really, ST, made me laugh like any of your drabbles.

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Post by criminal wreckchords »

crim ::has fallen out of her chair from laughing so hard::

other people at the library: ...woah. what happened to her?

this was GREAT. i'm still laughing. and people are still looking at me funny. but i'm off of the floor. seriously though, very original, and nicely executed.
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Post by bookworm »

Kids...they really don't get the meaning behind the commercials. But it is funny how the two could come up w/ that reason.

And my reaction to this:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AngelOfDeath »

Ohohohoho.

I can just see the confusion developing. It's so beautiful. :D
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