Driving Miss Relena

Lady Saffir · Post by **Lady Saffir** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:30 pm

Okay, guys, here's the deal. This has been sitting on disc for ages, and it's going nowhere fast. So if you want to add to it, either send it to me through my BI inbox, or my regular email (rinoah7@cs.com) Thanks!

LS

Heero Yuy feared for his life. His previous missions, his covert lifestyle, his battles - all paled when compared to this newest challenge. His sweet, beautiful, intelligent, peace-loving wife of three months, Relena, had asked him to do something for her.
She wanted to learn how to drive.
And not just anyone could teach her. No, it just HAD to be him. He could still hear her voice...
"But Heero! I practically STALKED you during the war, and not once did you get frustrated with me! Surely you can handle this one, little, simple request...can't you?"
No, he thought, shaking his head. It hadn't been her argument that had - reluctantly - convinced him to honor her request. No, it had been the sad puppy-dog eyes that she had given him. Curse her, she knew he couldn't withstand that look!
And so, with much regret in his eyes, Heero Yuy surveyed his domain, choosing a lamb to be lead to the slaughter. His cars, his beautiful, shiny, fast (oh god, he hadn't thought about that part!), antique, super-rare cars...he kind of wished that he'd kept an old junker around....
An idea! Heero could practically hear the choir of angels singing. The sun burst through the clouds, a single beam falling to the ground, the light surrounding Heero. It might have been too late for him, but his precious cars were saved! He just hoped that Duo still had that old car...
Whistling through his teeth, Heero flipped open his cell phone, hitting the automatic dial for Duo's personal number. Duo picked up on the fifth ring, sounding slightly out of breath.
"...Yeah?"
"Duo? Is something wrong?"
"...Heero? Um...no, nothing's..." a muffled sound in the background, followed by Duo's voice jumping four octaves, "no, nothing's wrong. What...*stop that, Hilde!* what can I do for you?"
Heero smiled, then laughed outright.
"Tell Hilde to leave you alone for a minute. I need a really big favor from you..."

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Next!

^_^

LS

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:51 pm

*cackles* Ooh... This is off to a hilarious start!!! Love it!!

Can't wait to see more!!

melrose_stormhaven · Post by **melrose_stormhaven** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:42 am

what a fun start! Can't wait to follow this!

Post by **blackrose** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 8:48 am

If you'd like to contribute to this round robin, email Lady Saffir at
rinoah7@cs.com

Looks like fun, LS!!!!

Wingnut · Post by **Wingnut** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:30 am

We've done some very crul things to Heero in the past, such as haveing Heero needing to bake a chocolate cake at 3 in the morning for his pregnant wife and destroying Pagyn's kitchen in the process, only to find out that all Relena wanted was the frosting anyway.
This however is going to be the most helarious form of torture for Heero (that has nothing to do with sexual frustration) ever devised.
I can't wait to see what happens next.

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 7:52 pm

*sigh*

This is going to be soooooooooooooooooo funny. Can't wait to read more!

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:53 am

* cracks up * Can't wait for more ,this is going to be so funny.
Kari

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 6:38 am

I always loved fics where Relena want to learn how to drive

More please!

angel222 · Post by **angel222** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:17 pm

This is just asking to go wrong

Heero and Relena in 1 car

anime_lunatic08 · Post by **anime_lunatic08** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:32 am

hahaha!!! :o :o

i suddenly envisioned heero actually teaching relena driving her pink limo!!!

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