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Greetings one and all!!! This is your host the author, Elyn Yuy!
And welcome to Our strange yet wonderful early bird christmas show for you all in Blissful Ignorance!!!
<Duo was dressed in red spandex with fur lining, Elyn the chara, wore Green and had elf ears, the same for Catherine, Mei Linn, Lurana, and Jessica. Heero was dressed as an overly grumpy santa, with a red and white straw hat. Wufei, was dressed as a rubber duck. Trowa and Quatre were dressed as Reindeer. Relena, sat next to Heero in a bright lime green tube top and a red flashy skirt. ...And, for some strange reason...A large cut out of a yellow submarine was behind them all.>
"I can't believe I'm doing this."Heero muttered to Relena as the curtains flew apart to show a very very very, did I mention very large crowd of teenagers.
"At least you don't have to sing."
Duo looked at Elyn and giggled. She had to wear little elf shoes with bells like the other girls. Glaring at Duo she murmered,"What are you so happy about? You have spandex on in November."
And now, Miss Relena Darlain, and hopefully soon, Yuy, will now sing my version of the 12 days of Christmas!
The applause brought Relena to blush. Smiling slightly, she waited until the whole room was silent.
"On the first day of barnchores, what did I see?" A goat walked out from behind Wufei and took a huge bite out of the suit. *SQUEAK!* "A billy goat running round loose."
"On the second day of barnchores, what did I see?" Heero kicked open a cardboard gift box and 2 turkeys came out gobbling. "2 turkey birds, and a billy goat running round loose."
"On the third day of barn chores, what did I see?" Three very large tigers were brought out by Trowa and Catherine. They started to play fight at their cues. "3 cats fighting, 2 turkey birds, and a billy goat running round loose."
"On the Fourth day of barnchores, what did I see?" Quatre made an audible groan of disgust as a chicken landed on his head, while the other 3 laid at Relena's feet. "4 chickens clucking, 3 cats fighting, 2 turkey birds, and a billy goat running round loose."
"On the Fifth day of barnchores, what did I see?" Elyn, Wufei and Mei Linn kicked out 5 buckets to the bottom of the stage. Wufei however, tripped over the bucket and landed flat on his back. "Fi-Ive, empty water buckets. 4 chickens clucking 3 cats fighting 2 turkey birds, and a billy goat runing round loose." After Relena finished that part of the song, A cracked voice yelled out, "INJUSTICE!!!"
Then, it started to get really hectic...
Relena quickly glanced back and just as fast, turned back to the audience. "On the sixth day of barnchores what did I see?" Lurana shooed 6 geese onto the stage to everyones amusement. "6 geese honking, 5 empty water buckets, 4 chickens clucking 3 cats fighting, 2 turkey birds, and a billy gaot running round loose." The goat came up to the piano and turned its head to the noise, however, his horns made a jarring note when it hit the keys. This spooked the turkeys and the chickens.
"On the 7th day of barnchores, what did I see?" The piano was drowned out by the quacking of 7 white ducks. "7 ducks quacking, 6 gees honking, 5 empty waterbuckets! 4 chickens clucking, 3 cats fighting, 2 turkey birds, and a billy goat running round loose."
"On the 8th day of barnchores, what did I see?" From the side door, mooing was heard from the back of club beer. Zechs came onto the stage and froze. Heero smacked his hand against his head in exasperation "8 cows balling, 7 ducks quacking, 6 gees honking, 5, empty waterbuckets! 4 chickens clucking, 3 cats fighting, 2 turkeybirds, and a billy goat running round loose."
"On the 9th day of barnchores what did I see?" Sally and Noin dropped 9 bales of hay from the loft. "9 haybales falling, 8 cows balling, 7 ducks quacking, 6 geese honking, 5, empty waterbuckets! 4 chickens clucking, 3 cats fighting, 2 turkey birds, and a billy goat running round loose."
"On the 10th day of barnchores, what did I see?" Une and Marimeia brought in 10 yapping dogs. "10 dogs barking, 9 haybales falling, 8 cows balling, 7 ducks quacking, 6 geese honking, 5, empty waterbuckets, 4 chickens clucking three cats fighting, 2 turkey birds, and a billy goat running round loose."
On the 11th day of barnchores, what did I see?" Braying of donkeys scared a couple in the the back. Black rose raised an eyebrow, andrea sinisterra hiccupped in her drink. "11 donkies braying, 10 dogs barking, 9 hay bales falling, 8 cows balling, 7 ducks quacking, 6 geese honking, 5, empty water buckets! 4 chickens clucking, 3 cats fighting, 2 turkey birds, and a billy goat running round loose."
"On the 12th, day of barnchores what did I se-ee?" Relena's voice cracked alittle from use. Heero winced and glared at the audience when they laughed. the author, Elyn Yuy hit her head against the yellow sub when she heard someone in the back yell, "Take off yer shirt!!!" "12 horses kicking,"Heero turned into a horse and almost trampled the guys. "11 donkeys braying, "Black rose and Miaka, andrea, bookworm, raine, and Ryan fell off thier seats for some strange reason. Finding out the reason was easy enough, one of the horses had kicked Wufei in the head so the duck mask was flipped around. Weaving to and fro, he tried deperately to get it off. Duo was hit by one of the haybales and knocked into a cow. "10 dogs barking, 9 haybales falling, 8 cows balling, 7 ducks quacking, 6 geese honking, 5, empty water buckets! 4 chickens clucking," The chickens were nowhere to be found. "3 cats fighting," the cats were burping up feathers." 2 turkey birds," they were sitting on Zechs feet rubbing suggestively against him. "
"And a billy goat, running round loose!!!" The goat butted Relena onto Heero's back."
AUTHOR: Uh, we- I hope uh, you enjoyed the shhow!!~! Biut I gotta dsave Wufei and Duo!!!
Elyn Yuy
Oh my... That did hectic... Loved it, though!
