I have a challenge for you all!
Just thinking about angels and small rooms and darkness and my brain turned it into: Seven Minutes in Heaven.
I want you lovely people to write something that features a situation not unlike the game Seven Minutes in Heaven (if you don't know/can't remember, I'm sure someone kind will inform you what it is

Hopefully this will result in some lime-y or comedic fun. One or the other or both. Or if you want to take it in a different direction.... whatever.
Just use the concept of Seven Minutes in Heaven!

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