Title- Spin the Bottle
Author-Pure
Summary-the Gboys and Ggirls are hanging in Duo and Hilde’s house…when Duo suggests a game and offers alcohol as drink…to soften everyone up. Hmm wonder what troubles they’ll get into? Involves humor…duh.
Rating-if you could handle the show this should be no problem for you
Pairing-1xR, 2xH, 3xD, 4xC, 6x9, 5xS, 13x11
Author’s note: Myst muse of entertainment: this should be so funny and good (lol)
Mum muse of impute: yeah I think it’ll be good too.
Pure: I hope so…I also think it’ll be fun to write…not just read
Myst: Hmm yeah but I think it’ll be funnier to read
Pure: yeah well the idea came from you…thanx my muse of entertainment…. you sure can be entertaining ^_~
Myst: you’re welcome…that was a complement right?
Pure: riiight…but its important that you take it that way
It was a Friday night and the Preventers had just completed a mission with the girl’s help, so they were relaxing at Duo and his wife Hilde’s house and Duo started to flip through the channels to see if any good movies were on…but nothing that could keep their interest longer than a few minutes. So Duo tossed Hilde the remote and went off in search of something fun to do. Catherine realized that Duo had been missing for a while and asked, “Don’t you guys think we should go check on him, I mean he has been gone for a while now?”
Heero smirked, “Knowing that baka he probably got lost…even if it’s his own house.” Relena nudged him with her elbow in warning not to pick on Duo especially since they were in his living room. Soon Hilde and the others started to worry when he had to yet to show Hilde said, “Heero and Trowa you guys go see what’s taking so long.” Heero and Trowa both grumbled, “Bossy girl ne?” as they went to see what was keeping Duo.
They found Duo trying to carry a couple of bottles of alcohol when he saw Heero and Trowa in the door way he thrust a few at them as he said, “About time someone came…there was no way I could carry all these bottles. Heero asked, “Why exactly do we need them or don’t I want to know?” Trowa smirked, “I'm going to go with ne…but I hope it’ll be a good explanation when he does tell us.” They walked into the living room carrying the bottles of alcohol and per duo’s instructions placed them on the coffee table. Hilde went to get glasses, ice and some soda to dilute the alcohol. They were all curious to know why there were so much alcohol-knowing Duo it would be a funny and probably humiliating game.
Once Hilde returned with the ice, glasses and soda duo explained the game and the reason for all the alcohol, “Ok the alcohol is to loosen us all up so we won’t have any inhibitions. The game can be a childish one I admit but not the way we’re going to play it…its called Spin the Bottle. I for one have never played this and I'm guessing neither have any of you because you guys didn’t really have a childhood. So I believe its time to make up for our lost child hood. Now the rules are simple you spin the bottle and the person the point of the bottle points to that’s the person you have to kiss. You have to kiss them for about 3 minutes and there are no double spins whether or not it’s a guy or girl. That is the adult version of Spin the Bottle. So who’s up for it?
Dorothy poured herself a scotch on the rocks and said, “I'm in. It should be fun right Trowa?” Trowa took a sip of his scotch on the rocks and said, “Um sure Dorothy…fun.” Once everyone had a drink in hand and sat on the floor in a circle with an empty Jack Daniels bottle in the center Hilde asked, “So who should go first?” Wufei grinned evily, “Since it was Maxwell’s idea I think he should go first ne?” Heero shared Wufei’s grin and agreed, “Yeah I agree so he can show us how this is supposed to go.” Duo took a swallow from his Jack Daniels and spun the bottle it spun around a couple times really fast then started to slow down and finally landed on Lady Une. Duo stood and walked over to her pulled her up so she was standing then his lips met hers and held for 3 minutes then he walked back over to his spot by Hilde.
Lady Une spun the bottle and it spun fast for a couple of spins then slowed down and pointed to Noin. Both girls flushed pink then took quick gulps of their drink before Lady Une kissed Noin for 3 minutes. When the time was over Lady Une returned to her seat by Treize and filled up her glass. Noin spun the bottle and it landed on Wufei, Noin quickly drank her drink and stumbled over to Wufei and kissed him for 3 minutes then stumbled back to Zech’s lap. Wufei spun the bottle and it landed on Treize they each drank 2 glasses before Wufei stumbled over to Treize and kissed him for 3 minutes then he stumbled back to Sally’s side. Treize spun the bottle and it landed on Sally he stumbled over to her and kissed her for 3 minutes and then stumbled back to Lady Une’s side.
Sally spun the bottle and it landed on Wufei and she quickly pulled him to her and kissed for almost 10 minutes before duo called out, “Um you guys do need to breathe remember!” Both Wufei and Sally shot him killer glares. Wufei spun the bottle and it landed on Catherine he quickly kissed her for the 3 minutes then returned to his Onna. Catherine spun the bottle and it landed on Heero she quickly stood and knelt before him and kissed him for 3 minutes then returned to Quatre’s side. Heero spun the bottle and it landed on Duo he grumbled, “Baka.” Then walked over to Duo and quickly kissed him for the 3 minutes before returning to Relena’s side. Duo spun the bottle and it landed on Relena he kissed her for a few seconds over the 3 minutes before he heard a growl coming from Heero.
Relena spun the bottle and it landed on Trowa she quickly stood and stumbled into Trowa’s arms and kissed him for 3 minutes. Once everyone had kissed basically everyone else duo said, “See now wasn’t that a fun game.” His remark was left unanswered because everyone was busy making out with his or her respected other to make up for kissing someone else. Hilde pulled Duo into a heated kiss, “Shut up Duo and kiss me.” Duo grinned and thought, wouldn’t have it any other way babe.
THE END
Pure: Wasn’t that funny?
Myst: Yeah but it could be better. Next time can we have a sexy 2x4? Mmmm…Quatre…drunk….with…Duo….and….a kitty! ^_____^ MMMMmmmmmm!!!!! *drools* @_@
Pure: and again with the kitty….you’re a freak.
Myst: Thank you. ^_^ I know I am, but what are you? o. O
Pure: Um I’m a great writer and you are a freak who’s too into 2x4 and a kitty…that’s just wrong!
Myst: …..oh ya! ^_^ Kay, so what’s your next attempt at humor?
Pure: hmm I like the pilots and gals drunk so duh…it’ll involve alcohol and a nice game of truth or dare…adult style…hehe and *sigh* mite involve slight 2x4…just to satisfy your weird infatuation.
Myst: Yay! Can’t wait to read it. Don’t forget the kitty this time! ^_____^ Mmmm….kitty….^_^
Duo: o. O Um…… *attempts to sneak out the back door unnoticed*
Quatre: Hey, Duo, where you going? *looks at the computer* O.O!!!! Wait for me! *tries to sneak out with him!*
Pure: *grabs Duo by his braid and Quatre by his goggles* Oh no! if I have to stay and suffer her madness so do you two!!
Kitty: *blinks* >o. O< Meow! >^_^<
