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Title: Chilly Nights
Rating: A bit crude in parts...I give it a PG-13
Pairing: Duh. Who else? Heero and Relena.
?RELENA YUY!!!!!?
?Hmmm??
?YOU USED MY RAZOR!?
?Uh huh.?
?WHY??
?Mine was dull.?
He whimpered.
?Heero, it will be okay.?
?Your hair?is in my blade.?
Pissed silence.
?Your penis was in my-?
?STOP!?
Pointed glares from both parties.
?You will NEVER do this again.?
?Maybe next time you?ll put the lid on the toilet down, hm??
Clenched fists.
?You used my razor?to get back at me?for not putting the lid on the toilet seat down??
?And I?ll claim celibacy next.?
?I?ll kill you.?
More glares.
?Fine.?
She crossed her legs defiantly.
?You?re bluffing.?
Smirk.
?I hope you like chilly nights.?
Bleh. Raine, I hate you and your blasted influence. *sigh* Here it is. 100 words exactly. NOW I?m done. This only took me five minutes, anyway. It?s all good, right? There. Shoo. No more pestering Melville. She?s sippin? her margarita on the beach enjoying retirement?
Life, I have found?is sweeeeeeet. ^_~
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Drop it. Like it is hot.
Drop it. Like it is hot.
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LOL... that was friggin hilarious... i luv the little desriptions u give between dialogue... it paints such a great picture w/so little words...
and so little they are... ::sigh:: doesn't it jus make u wanna write a whole fic...?
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and so little they are... ::sigh:: doesn't it jus make u wanna write a whole fic...?
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Ooh... Nice threat... 
Man, I love this drabbles! They're all so good!
Man, I love this drabbles! They're all so good!<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>
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Mwuahahaha! mwuahahaha!
oh man, you have got to come out of that damn retirement. this was so frickin' hilarious. go Relena! i'm never gonna leave you alone with your margarita now.
I'm on to you woman. Har Har. Me and my Jack Sparrow.
oh man, you have got to come out of that damn retirement. this was so frickin' hilarious. go Relena! i'm never gonna leave you alone with your margarita now.
I'm on to you woman. Har Har. Me and my Jack Sparrow.
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HA!miaka mouse wrote:doesn't it jus make u wanna write a whole fic...?
No. It doesn't.
^__^ Yeah...But I think I left enough to the imagination....^__^
Thanks for the review!
Wasn't it, though?Originally posted by Morrighan:
Ooh... Nice threat...
*snickers* I personally enjoy the bit where she crosses her legs. Says so much without words. *cackles*
Thanks, hon!!!!
Originally posted by raine_yuy:
Mwuahahaha! mwuahahaha!
oh man, you have got to come out of that damn retirement. this was so frickin' hilarious. go Relena! i'm never gonna leave you alone with your margarita now.
I'm on to you woman. Har Har. Me and my Jack Sparrow.
Be on to me all you want. The same goes for Sparrow. Oh yeah...I want him ALL OVER me.
*cough*
Raine, I thank you for the challange, and I love you for it. ^__^ I'm happy with the lil' 100 words, and thought it was great. Make me a special one when I come back for Christmas. ^____^
SQUEEE!!!!!Originally posted by Tomorrow:
Woah, a bit feisty, are they? I liked the part where Relena crossed her legs. It fit the mood perfectly and added a good comedic touch. Your story gave me a good laugh (Heero can be so testy sometimes). But we love him anyway.
I'm glad you liked the leg scene, too!!! That makes me happy. ^__^
Warm fuzzies and all...
Thanks!!!!!!
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.
Drop it. Like it is hot.
Drop it. Like it is hot.