Gundam Kiddies

[Neoen]

I know, it's been done before, and most likely done better, but here is my version of the Gundam Wing characters as kids.

I would like to point out that I first wrote this as a result of waiting for Black Rose to add more to her many wonderful GW fanfics. So it's sorta her fault.. Blame her!

Also I'd like to apologize for all of the errors in it, I just had time for a basic spell check.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters.

Gundam Kiddies 1: The Park
By Neoen

The playground was always busy from early morning to early evening. Parents brought their children here at all times of the day for an hour or two of youthful exuberance. It was no surprise that a group of the playground's regulars should meet one day.

The small blonde boy was swinging happily, finally relieved to have some time to himself. His sister's could become quite mean sometimes, especially when there was only one type of toy.

He was just getting to a good height to jump off the swing (though his mommy said not to, but she wasn?t paying attention right now), when two blurs ran past him and startled a squeak out of him.

"Give it back!" the taller boy demanded, though he was probably only a little over three feet.

"Die swamp monster!" the other boy replied, shooting his friend in the face with the water pistol.

Quatre, the boy in the swing, was interested. A water pistol was cool. Maybe they would let him play too.

He hopped down from the now still swing and made his way over the loose sand to where the other boys were having a stand off.

The taller boy had finally had enough, and grabbed the pistol from the other boy's hand, knocking him down into the sand. Duo glared up at him, then pushed himself up and brushed the sand off his hands.

"I'm telling Heero!" he declared, forgetting for a moment he didn't have anyone to tell.

Heero ignored him, studying the bright red plastic gun silently. Quatre made his approach.

"Hi! I'm Quatre. Can I play with your gun?" he asked, smiling brightly.

"No." Heero replied darkly, turning his back on the blonde boy.

Quatre frowned for a second, but then giggled as he watched Duo grab a nearby bucket full of sand and throw it over Heero. Heero spun around quickly, looking very angry and very scary, causing the two smaller boys to run away.

Heero chased after them, losing anger as they ran. It soon turned into a game of tag.

Underneath the monkey bars, a circle of daintily dressed girls brushed their dollie's hair and watched the silly boys run.

Hilde glanced to Dorothy's doll, and made a face. "Your doll is ugly!"

The pale blonde girl clutched her GI Joe doll to her chest. "No he's not! He's beautiful!"

"What are they doing?" a darker blonde asked, setting her doll down to stand up. She watched the boys run around.

"That's Duo and Heero. They play with Trowa sometimes." Catherine informed her, pursing her lips while she decided which bow would look best in her dollie's hair.

"Duo's mean! He stole my toy yesterday!" Hilde spoke up while she and Dorothy struggled over a ribbon.

Relena turned around to smile at her friends. "Let's go ask them if we can play!"

She was met with three horrified faces.

"They're boys!"

"They have cooties!"

"I don't like them!"

"Oh come on you sissies!" Relena stamped her small foot, then ran over to the field where the boys were running.

Ever the leader she was, the other girls reluctantly followed.

Relena stopped a short distance from where the boys were, and they looked up to her. Quatre smiled, recognizing Relena. They played sometimes when their families visited.

Heero glowered at the blonde girl, the toy gun still in his hand. Duo was already pretty soaked, and was eyeing Hilde's doll with a wicked little grin.

"Can we play?" Relena asked sweetly, smiling as she played with the hem of her skirt.

"Sure!" Quatre said, just as Heero replied "No."

Relena shrugged, and walked over to join Quatre. As she passed Heero, he jumped in her way.

Pointing the gun right at her face, "I will kill you."

Relena frowned, blinked, and then wrinkled her nose. "You're stupid!" she declared, then startled Heero by pushing him in the chest and knocking him down.

A wild laughter could be heard walking up to them. "Heero got beat by a girl!" Wufei found this hilarious.

Heero, still a little stunned, glared up at her. Then with a growl pushed himself up to his feet. Relena, sensing danger when it's chasing after her, turned around with a squeal and started to run. Heero of course chased her, shooting with the water pistol.

Duo took this moment as an opportunity to snatch Hilde's doll away from her. The girl let out an outraged shriek and ran after him.

Catherine and Quatre laughed and started a much friendlier game of tag.

Dorothy watched all this with a bright, evil eye. Raising her GI Joe up high, she marched around the field while the others ran, and declared war on everybody.

She and Wufei later engaged in a sand battle to end all sand battles.

Trowa, who had been at the water fountain all this time, walked up to the field and quietly watched the mayhem. He later joined Quatre and Catherine in tag.

As the sun began to set, the parent's came and one by one the children left.

But they would meet tomorrow on the playground, and probably have popsicle.

[Elyn Yuy]

Ack! bad Heero! Don't squirt Relena!!!

:evil: That's it! *tackles Heero*

Heero: Grrrr! Get off me Elyn!

Elyn:nananananah!

Heero:Give it back!

Great fic, Neonen!

Elyn Yuy

[Neoen]

Second part, got inspired by taking my little cousin to the pool.


Gundam Kiddies 2: The Pool

By Neoen

It was the middle of summer so the most popular spot was of course the public pool. It was a very nice complex, with a diving well, an olympic size pool, and even a small, shallow kiddie pool.

Relena and Quatre were both able to invite their friends and swim in their own personal pools, but both felt that it would be much more fun to interact with others in the public pools.

Zechs, Relena's older brother, also believed this and was currently having a cannonball contest with his good friend Trieze. His little sister was entertaining her friends under the huge sun umbrella that Pagan had insisted on setting up by the side of the kiddie pool.

The four girls were in their usual square, dollies in hand and bathing suits on. Hilde was showing off her new, waterproof, floating dollie that her mommy had bought to replace the one Duo ruined. The other girls 'ooo'ed and 'ahh'ed over it, except Dorothy who watched with an enigmatic smile. She had herself replaced her Army G.I. Joe doll with a Navy Seal doll.

Across the pool, Quatre, Trowa, Heero, and Duo were getting ready for swimming. Relena secretly glanced over to their side every few minutes, her blue eyes peeking out behind her heart shaped pink sunglasses.

Heero and Duo had started to join Quatre and Trowa every afternoon in what Quatre's parents called a play date. At first Heero was very disgruntled by this, as they confiscated his water pistol. He later agreed to stay when the cook baked them cookies and candy for a snack.

It was Quatre's idea to go to the pool, and his parent's had reluctantly agreed as long as his 'uncles' went with them.

His 'uncles', big, burly, Arabic men, were trying to get Heero's floaties on at the moment. It took three of them, as Heero really didn't want to wear the bright orange floating devices on his arms.

They finally acomplished their task, and the result was a very pouty, crossed arm Heero with orange floaties securely on his upper arms.

Duo on the other hand, like the two other boys, had no problem wearing the floaties. He had even gone so far to steal a swim cap and a small duck inner tube from Quatre's sisters. He had insisted on putting the items on himself, so the little boy was now wearing a white swim cap atop his head too loose. It gave the impression of a bubble with his long braid hanging out the back. The inner tube that had a duck's head on one side of it was around his waist with the duck facing behind him. He skipped around Heero in his swim outfit (much to displeasure of the 'uncles' who were trying to put sunscreen on him), as the other boy remained stoic in his cross-armed position.

Once all floaties were in place and sunscreen smeared on the boys were allowed to enter the water. Duo did so with an impressive cannonball. Quatre and Trowa followed his example. Heero remained on dry land, glaring at his trecherous companions. The 'uncles' frowned and spoke among themselves and finally decided to assist Heero.

The boy's eyes widened when the large hands gripped him around the ribs, lifted him, and placed him gently in the water. He glared harder when the water reached up to his waist, no where near the orange floaties on his upper arms.

Now was Relena's chance. She stood up under the shade of the large umbrella, brushing her pink two-piece bathing suit with ruffles off and started towards the pool. The other girls automatically got up as well, Dorothy in her light blue one-piece, Catherine in her green two-piece with purple polka dots, and Hilde in a dark blue with yellow flowers one-piece.

They were halted by Relena's butler/babysitter Pagan. Relena whined when he started to pull her own floaties on (pink) and lather her with sunscreen as well.

"I'm sorry miss, little misses, but your parents would be furious if I let you get burned." he replied unsympathetically as he lathered and floatied each girl.

As an apology he pulled out the little boat float that Relena had brought along, placed it in the pool, and helped them all in it.

The boys watched the girls in their boat with undisguised interest, except for Heero, who was still sulking.

Relena crawled to the end of the boat closest to where Heero was standing and pushed her heart sunglasses up so they rested on her forehead, as she had seen her mother do often.

"My brother said you couldn't kill me because you're just a kid like me." she told him matter of factly.

He glared at her, arms still crossed, and 'hn'ed.

Relena opened her mouth to say more but the boat started to move away.
Catherine had succeeded in talking Trowa and Quatre in to acting as 'motors' for their boat. The two boys had gripped hold of the back of the float and were now kicking earnestly.

Dorothy took the opportunity to crawl to the front and take charge of the vessel. She stood with one foot on the edge of the float and her doll raised high in the air as her sword.

"Forward!" General Dorothy declared, and the 'motors' responded.

"Wait! I'm not done!" Relena shouted, turning to Dorothy, as they slowly left Heero.

Meanwhile, on the right side of the boat, Duo was trying in vain to crawl into the float with the girls. Hilde, still begrudging the destruction of her doll, was preventing him. Every time he got close to getting in she would push him away and hit him atop the head with her new doll.

Duo was now calling her many bad names, some of which startled the 'uncles' into action of trying to get him out of the water.

Heero watched the scene expressionlessly, and finally smirked when Relena was unable to bring the boat around back to him.

He glanced to his left when another boy was placed in the water beside him. Wufei was in the same position as he (crossed arms with pout) with his own pair of dark blue floaties on. He seemed to hate them as much as Heero did.

The two boys glanced at each other, but remained silent. Then when the noise of the others got their attention, they watched their friends and the boat.

They glanced to one another again, and slowly they smirked as an idea came to them. They waded through the water towards the chaotic boat.

Dorothy saw them advance and with an evil gleam in her eye she swung her Navy Seal doll around.

"Reverse!" she ordered, but Trowa and Quatre weren't really sure which way was reverse so they stalled, and gave Heero and Wufei plenty of time to catch them.

While this was going on Duo had finally crawled out of the pool of his own accord (the 'uncles' were still chasing him around the edge), and ran around to jump onto the boat from dry land.

Hilde was shouting at him and waving her own doll around as Relena was grappling with Dorothy over control of the 'sword' doll (Trowa and Quatre didn't seem to want to listen to her if she didn't have it). Catherine didn't seem upset by anything and was bouncing happily on the float, patting Trowa and Quatre on the head every once in a while for being good 'motors'.

Wufei and Heero reached the side of the boat just as Duo launched himself in the air. They pulled the boat back enough so Duo missed and landed in the water with a splash, but then they pushed down on the edge to flip it over.

With a chorus of shouts and cries the boat flipped and all of it's occupants tumbled into the shallow pool.

Luckily, everyone was wearing floaties.

Relena popped back up, gasping for air as water streamed down her face. Around her, everyone else who fell overboard was doing the same. She turned around to glare at the source of their flipping, and Heero stood there smirking arrogantly.

She drew back a hand and splashed up water to hit Heero in the face. Then as he sunglasses floated by, she primly picked them up and repositioned them on her face.

Heero let out a growl, and a "I will kill you" before starting towards her. Relena, forgetting what her older brother said, screamed and ran away. Their movements were slightly hindered as they were in waist deep water.

Around them other splash fights were beginning. Duo had finally succeeded on getting on the boat (though it was upside down) and was holding Hilde's new doll hostage. The dark haired little girl was screaming and struggling to get up on the float, only to be pushed away by Duo.

Dorothy still had her own Navy Seal doll, and she was using it' s missile launching feature as a 'torpedo', as she was now a submarine. She fired a 'torpedo' at Wufei, who yelled about the injustice of it and started chasing her.

Catherine, Quatre, and Trowa were enjoying a much gentler splash fight, giggling and tickling one another. This went on for an inderminate amount of time. Eventually, everyone grew tired and sluggish, so that when Pagan and the 'uncles' started to herd them out they went gratefullly.

The sun was setting as each group got into their respected cars, waving good byes, threatening one another, or sticking their tongues out at others.

No one was sunburned, and everyone seemed to have a good time. They were all looking forward to the next pool adventure.




That's it so far. Reply if you got any ideas of where else they could terrorize one another.

[RyanEX2000]

How about a mall.Or a carnival on the bumper cars.^__^

[SimplyTurquoise]

'Uncles'

Er... reminded me of a story I read... *blush* BAD!!!!

Uh... anyways, lovely, love, loveliest... er... any other words with love? Well, me like, me say you update, me want NOW!!!!

Or... um... you could update when YOU want... but... be warned!

[SimplyTurquoise]

Oh, I forgot...

Treehouse, kindergarten, daycare, daycamp, adding onto mall idea -> those boats/buildings for kids in malls! Odyssey 1 or y'know/ Chuckie Cheeses (ball room=ammo), birthday party/ or any party... er... that's all!

[Melville's Best Friend]

Ryan likes anythign that bumps.

*cackles*

Bumber cars, huh, Ryan? *smirks*

I like this! It's fun!!!! ^__^

I have no ideas, but keep up the good work!!!!!

~MBF

[bookworm]

One word: COOTIES. :evil:
Now let's see how the G kids would react to that.

[Neoen]

Gundam Kiddies 3 - Santa Clause

By Neoen

AN: In honor of the season. Sorry it's been so long and that it's so

short. Didn't have time for spell check either. I know, I know, it

could be better. I might redo it. Ah well, enjoy and merry xmas.



The mall was full and busy, a usual state this time of year. 'Jingle

Bells' was playing over the loudspeakers, barely being heard over the

white noise of talking, babies crying, and children shouting.

The line to see Santa Clause was long, starting at the beginning of the

'North Pole' and ending at the pretzel stand. Fake snow had been piled

up on the stage they were using, and a giant christmas tree was behind

a golden throne. A young woman was dressed in a green and red elf

costume, her ears exaggerated with fake tips. She was getting the

camera ready for the many pictures she would be taking.

"What's going on?" Duo asked, holding onto one of Quatre's 'uncle's'

hands.

They had been put on babysitting duty again. This time they were asked

to take Quatre and his friends to see Santa Clause at the local mall.

"We're going to see Santa Clause." Quatre told Duo, gripping two of his

'uncles' hands and swinging as they waited in line.

"Who?" Heero demanded. He, unlike the others, had refused to hold

anybody's hand, and had one of those kiddie leashes attached to his

waist.

"Because we have to tell him what we want for Christmas." Quatre told

him, exaspperated. "Didn't you see the Rudolph movie?"

Heero scowled, and his eyes narrowed. "He just gives us whatever we ask

for?"

Trowa nodded to him.

"Hn."

"Rudolph?" Duo wrinkled his nose in confusion.

Trowa sighed and shook his head, and gave a shrug to Quatre.

Further up the line, a quartet of little ladiers were also waiting to

see Santa. Paygan was doing another head count, one of his hands

holding Relena's and the other holding Hilde's. Relena and Hilde were

holding hands with Dorothy and Catherine.

"I can't wait to tell Santa what I want for Christmas." Hilde was

saying excitedly, her face bright and eager.

"He's fat." Dorothy remarked, after peeking around the line to the

center of the stage.

"He's not fat! He's jolly!" Catherine protested.

Relena wasn't listening to her friends. She was enjoying the pretty

christmas decorations that had mysteriously appeared in the mall a week

ago. Her gaze fell on a scowling little boy behind her in the line.

"Heero!" She whispered, and a smile grew on her face.

He hadn't seen her yet because he was glaring darkly at Duo, who was

teasing him about his leash.

Relena shot a sly glance up to Paygan, who was discussing a baking

recipe with a mother ahead of them.

"Dorothy, hold Paygan's hand." Relena ordered, quickly removing her

hand and shoving her friend's into his grip.

"Hey!" Dorothy protested, but was drowned out in the noise.

"Hi Heero!" Relena greeted him enthusiastically, succeeding in

startling him.

"Hn." He replied, turning his glare on her.

"What's that?" She asked, pointing to the leash.

Heero's face turned an odd shade.

"It's a leash!" Duo told her grinning.

Relena's eyes widened, and then a smirk grew across her little face.

She suddenly had a good idea on how to get Heero back for the

playground and the pool.

"Ha! You can't kill anybody while you're wearing a leash!" Relena

teased, pointing and laughing.

Heero lunged at her, but was brought up short by the leash, as

expected. Relena danced out of his range, making faces and laughing at

him. Heero struggled, reaching out to grab her but never reaching.

"Relena! Why are you talking to them?" Hilde demanded, a look of

disgust on her face when she looked at Duo.

Catherine and Dorothy were right behind her. Confused on how they

managed to escape Paygan, Relena looked back at her butler. She smiled

when she saw him still talking and blindly holding the hands of two

children she didn't know.

Dorothy grinned, pleased with herself in bullying the two other

children into doing what she wanted.

"Hi Trowa! Hi Quatre!" Catherine waved to the two smaller boys.

They waved back and departed from their 'uncles' to walk over to the

girls. Duo grinned and took a step closer to Hilde, who stuck her

tongue out at him and took a step away. They did this until it turned

into a full blown chase.

Relena went back to teasing and dancing in front of a very mad Heero.

"What are you going to ask Santa Clause for?" Quatre asked Dorothy, who

was still smiling to herself.

"A bomb." She replied sweetly, before skipping over to join Relena in

teasing Heero.

Everything was going fine, until Wufei walked by with his mother. He

had already seen Santa, but stopped to say hi to his friends. Then he

noticed that Heero was tied to a leesh, and being taunted by Relena and

Dorothy.

Shaking his dark head and muttering about the 'injustice' of girls, he

walked over to where his mother was chatting with a sales clerk and

pulled out her swiss army knife she carried in her pocket book for

emergencies.

Then he walked over to where Heero was struggling, and before anybody

was aware of what was going on, he cut the leash.

Heero smirked.

Relena and Dorothy stilled.

Their screams rose above the dull mall noise as they ran around, trying

to escape a now released Heero. They ran up to the front of the line,

knocking some kids over. The noise got Paygan's attention, and he

started moving towards them, a very angry look on his face.

Relena and Dorothy darted behind a confused Santa just as Heero bounded

up the steps. He lunged for them, but they shrieked agian and climbed

into Santa's lap.

Heero stopped, eyeing the red clad man cautiously. Duo, who had given

up on chasing Hilde, ran past Heero and jumped onto Santa's lap with

the girls.

He just happened to land on Santa's stomach, knocking the wind out of

him.

"I want a car, and a bear, and a bike, and a playstation 2, and a

ball.." Duo started counting on his fingers, ignoring the protests of

the girls.

Heero took that as an ok to approach Santa, but Trowa, Quatre,

Catherine, and Hilde pushed past him. They started telling Santa their

lists too, not wanting to be left out. A mad laugh and Wufei appeared

on the scene, running straight towards Dorothy.

The little girl climbed atop the throne to escape, and in the process

knocked the tree off it's stand. Heero had finally reached Relena, and

even though he was on Santa's lap, he grabbed a handful of her hair and

pulled. Letting out a shout of pain, Relena slapped him back.

Santa tried to separate the two, but was having trouble with Dorothy

stepping on his shoulder and Wufei pulling on his arm.

The teenage 'elf' that was manning the camera sighed and shrugged her

shoulders.

"Alright, say Merry Christmas." She muttered and snapped the shutter.

The photo developed quickly, showing a very stressed Santa in the midst

of chaos. Relena and Heero were still fighting in his lap, Dorothy was

in the middle of falling on top of Wufei, and behind them the giant

tree was just toppling over. In front of Santa was Catherine, Quatre,

and Trowa, who were looking up at Santa and spouting off what they

wanted for Christmas. Hilde had grabbed a candy cane and was hitting

Duo over the head with it as pay back for spitting gum in her hair.

At the bottom, in bright red script, was

"Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!"

[Mizaya]

HAHAHA these are hilarious! You really have a knack for writing about the silliness of children. I could totally picture them doing all of these crazy things. Duo listing off the xmas list and Heero on a leash were priceless. Keep 'em coming!