BTW, the fics whose titles were mentioned in this part were chosen randomly by their genre. They are not mine. As much as I wish I were that talented, I didn't write them.
But, I wrote this, so enjoy.Disclaimer: I don?t own Gundam Wing, blah blah blah?
Thursday on the Net
Part Two
Heero looked up from his paper, glaring at the laptop from behind his coffee cup.
?Aren?t you going to check that?? Relena asked from the bedroom.
He went back to his paper. ?Later.?
She came out of the bedroom, standing behind him and rubbing his shoulders. ?That?s what you said earlier?.
He grunted. ?I?m comfortable.?
She glared at him. ?What if it?s from Elyn? We haven?t heard from her in a while. What if something?s happened??
He sighed and set down his paper and coffee mug, then stood up and walked over to the computer desk.
?As you command, Miss Darlian.?
She giggled. ?Stop it. Don?t tease me like that.?
He smirked as he sat down in front of the desk, motioning for her to sit in his lap. As she did so she wriggled around in an attempt to get ?comfortable? and then grabbed hold of the mouse.
?I want to see it first.?
He sighed. ?Why??
?I have a good feeling about it, that?s why.?
*click*
?It?s from Duo.?
?I can see that.?
?Well, let?s open it.?
?That was the plan.?
*click click*
??Dear Heero, I hope you enjoy the URLs I sent you. I think you?ll find this site to your liking. Love, Duo.? What?s he talking about??
?The URLs.?
?Where are they??
?Below the message.?
?Oh.?
*click*
?
??Writer's Block 4/4 *Lime*.? Is this something that Duo wrote??
?Looks like it.?
?Well, let?s read it.?
?
?
?You wrote this??
?No! I?ve never seen this before in my life!?
?Then why is it signed by you at the bottom??
?It?s not! It?s signed by?? Your friend, Melville's Best Friend?. Who?s Melville??
Heero shrugged.
?Obviously this person knows us and wants to remain anonymous.?
?Heero, did you read this.?
?Yes.?
?Did you notice what?s in it??
?Yes.?
?It?s sex.?
?Yes.?
?It?s us having sex.?
?Yes.?
?Someone wrote about us having sex.?
?That?s right.?
?And you?re not affected by it??
?No.?
?Well I am! How could they know this??
?We never did that.?
?Of course we did. We just did it this morning.?
?I meant the story.?
?Oh.?
?Let?s look at another one.?
*click*
?Heero!?
?What??
?Someone wrote about us having sex! Doesn?t that bother you at all??
?Actually, it?s made me kind of curious.?
?Curio-? she gritted her teeth. ?Why would someone else?s perception of our sexual relationship make you curious? Don?t you feel just a little exposed??
?No. It?s not real.?
?Psh! Well! Hmph! Do what you want.?
*click*
??The Perfect Weapon... Chapter Two NC-17.??
They glanced at each other.
?You?re sure you didn?t write this??
Relena scoffed. ?I would know if I?d written about us having sex.?
?
?
?You use a punching bag??
?No.?
?
?
*gasp*
?Oh?k??
?Would you do that if you were mad at me??
?No.?
?This person?s not bad. They know what they?re talking about.?
?Heero! They wrote about us having sex!?
?I got that already.?
?Well then, why are you still reading it? Why aren?t you reporting it to someone??
He pointed to a spot on the screen. ?Look.?
She glared at the monitor.
?You don?t wear shorts.?
?I know that, but what-? she stopped. ?Ohhhhh??
?It?s fake.?
?I see.?
?Still shy about it??
?I wasn?t shy.?
?Sure.?
??This person?s really good.?
?I know.?
?Why didn?t you tell me this was good??
Heero rubbed his temples.
?This is really weird.?
*click*
?Hn.?
?It?s like they?re?fans?of us. As a couple.?
*click*
?Hn.?
?Don?t you find that weird??
*click*
?Heero??
*click*
?Heero!?
*thump*
?What??
?Are you?are you reading another one??
?Yeah.?
Her jaw dropped.
?Why are you-?
?Shhh. Read it.?
?
?A closet??
?Keep reading.?
?
?
?You jerk!?
?What??
?How could you do that?!?
?I didn?t.?
?In the story. You did it in the story.?
?Yeah.?
?Why??
He gawked at her. ?How should I know??
?Well, these things appear to be based on us as a couple and they?re pretty accurate about us as character types. So why did you do it??
?I don?t know.?
?But it was you!?
?No, it was a character in the story.?
?But-?
*click*
?What are you doing??
?Reading another one.?
???Just Desserts???
?It says ?lemon? next to the title.?
?Fruit??
?Apparently.?
?Why would we have sex with fruit??
*sigh*
?
?
?Handcuffs??
?
??Ice cream?who would?ve thought.?
?Don?t ever do that.?
?Do what??
He pointed to a certain paragraph. ?That.?
She giggled. ?But it sounds like fun!?
?
*gasp*
?Feel free to do that.?
?No way.?
?I thought you said it sounded like fun??
?I changed my mind.?
?Hn. We?ll see.?
?What do you mean??
*click*
?What are you doing now??
?Checking out the site.?
?Why??
?To see what else is on it.?
*click click*
??A Little Bit of Relaxation?.?
?
?
?Awww??
*grumble*
?Can you really do that, Heero??
?Hn.?
?You can??
??Yes.?
?Oh! Can you do that right now??
?I guess.?
?Well then, come on! I?m anxious!?
???
*click click*
*tap tap tap*
*click*
?All right. Let?s go.?
Relena smiled.
?This is going to be a very good day.?
?Hn. As soon as we get some whipped cream.?
END
\\\\\My apologies for not attaining permission before featuring certain titles. If the authors of said fics would like their titles removed, just tell me. I will oblige.
Hope you enjoyed it.
~Litia
This is nice!! Different!!
Elyn Yuy