(P.S. I haven't written anything this way before, so bear with me.)
BTW, the fics whose titles were mentioned in this part were chosen randomly by their genre. They are not mine. As much as I wish I were that talented, I didn't write them.
But, I wrote this, so enjoy.Disclaimer: I don?t own Gundam Wing, blah blah blah?
Thursday on the Net
Part One
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?Elyn??
*tap tap*
?Elllllynnnnn??
*tap tap tap*
?Elyn, what are you doing??
*tap tap* *click*
?Hm.?
Duo eyed her wearily. ?What?s that?? he asked, motioning towards the screen.
?Nothing.?
He leaned forward.
??Blissful Ignorance (Heero x Relena) Fanfiction Showcase.?? He paused. ?What??
She sighed. ?Look, Duo, I surf the net a lot. You know that. I just came across this and wanted to get a better idea of what it is.?
Duo squinted, reading the names of some of the links.
??Crimes of Vengeance...Chapter 2,? ?Writer's Block 4/4 *Lime*.? What is all this???
Elyn sighed. ?I don?t know. I was trying to figure that out when you came along and interrupted me.?
Duo scanned the names of the rest of the links. ?Are these?stories??
She shrugged. ?Looks like it.?
He grabbed the mouse. ?Let?s look at one.?
?Duo-?
*click*
The browser spent a few seconds loading the page.
??Gepetto - Chapter 5,?? he read aloud. ?Let?s see what we got here.?
Silence ensued while they read the page.
?When did this happen?? Duo murmured.
?Who?s ?Eve??? Elyn asked.
?Who?s ?Shadow???
?I don?t understand?are they writing about things that actually happened??
?There?s no date on it??
?Yes there is. Thu Jun 12, 2003 11:31 am.?
Duo paused. ?Two-thousand?three??
He and Elyn looked at each other.
?Is this some kind of cult site??
?It?s possible.?
?So what do we do??
?Nothing.?
?Nothing?! Look at this! At the end of the main text there?s people who respond to this. It?s a cult. It?s gotta be.?
?It?s possible.?
They both paused.
?Let?s look at another one.?
Elyn grabbed the mouse and clicked the ?BACK? button. ?Which one do you want to see??
Duo read the list of links again.
?Um?how ?bout, ?Writer's Block 4/4 *Lime*.??
??Lime?? Why do you want to read about fruit??
?Just click on the link.?
?Fine.?
*click*
More silence ensued while they read the page. Duo?s jaw dropped.
?Is?is this?porn??
Elyn squinted. ?No. There?s no pictures.?
?There?s a picture in my head!?
She smacked his arm.
?This didn?t happen either, did it??
Duo shrugged. ?Beats me. Who knows what those two ?do? together.?
?True. But how would the cult know??
They both stopped.
?Do you think there?s anything about us??
?Might as well check.?
*click*
*click click*
??Believe Your Love Fanfiction Showcase? Let?s try that.?
?Wait.?
?What??
?What?s that??
They both squinted.
??Duo x Hilde, Sally x Wufei, Trowa x Midii Une, Quatre x Dorothy, Zechs x Noin, Treize x Lady Une?. What do they mean by that??
Elyn crossed her arms. ?Maybe this whole thing was made by the exes. Your ex, Sally?s ex, Trowa?s ex...?
?In order to what? Document the past? And besides, Treize is dead. How in the world could-?
*click*
?I want to see.?
Silence.
??The Double Life of Hilde Chapter 6.? I knew she was hiding something.?
Duo laid a hand on her shoulder. ?Relaaax, babe. I have a feeling this isn?t real.?
She looked up at him. ?What makes you think that??
He pointed back to the screen. ?Because. Look. There?s nothing about you and me. Therefore, it can?t have been made by anybody we know. And besides that, none of this stuff actually happened. I mean, Treize is dead. It has to be made up.?
Elyn glared at the screen. ?Ok, it?s not real. So who made it??
Duo ignored her question. ?Let?s see what else they got.?
?What, you don?t want to read about you and Hilde??
?Not in particular.?
?I do.?
?No.?
*click*
*click click*
*SMACK*
?Ow!?
?Give me the mouse!?
?No!?
?Give it to me!?
?Elyn, I don?t want to read about me and Hilde.?
?I want to know what happened.?
?You already know what happened!?
?I want to read it.?
?But it?s not real!?
?I still want to read it.?
*click*
?Hey!?
?No. We?re looking at these now. You can read about ?Duo ex Hilde? later and I won?t even try to stop you.?
?Like you could.?
He glanced at her.
?Yeah. I probably couldn?t.?
They stopped to read the title of the page. ??Blissful Ignorance (Heero x Relena) Featured Authors.? That proves it right there. ?Authors?. Fake.?
Elyn sighed. ?Let?s just read one.?
?All right.?
*click*
??The Perfect Weapon... Chapter Two NC-17.? I should have known you?d pick porn.?
?It?s not porn. There?s no pictures.?
?Same difference.?
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?Relena uses a punching bag??
?No, this is made up, remember.?
?Oh, right.?
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*thud*
?What was that??
Duo glanced down.
?Oh, I dropped?my?uh?glass. Yeah, my glass.?
?You had a glass??
?I did.?
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Silence.
?Girl?s got skills.?
?Quiet.?
?
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*thud*
?Oh?my?Gah-?
?Shhhhh!!!?
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*click*
?Hey?!?
*click click* *tap tap tap*
?What are you doing??
?I?m sending this to Heero.?
?No!?
Elyn eyed him. ?Why not??
?Because! It?s?? he glanced at the monitor. ?It?s?graphic.?
?All the more reason.?
*tap tap tap*
?Wait!?
*thunk* ?What?!?
??Let?s find more to send.?
Elyn grinned.
?Ok. You pick.?
*click*
?Alright, I think the ones we?re looking for are named after fruit,? Duo said.
?Why do you say that??
?Because. That first one we saw was named ?Lime?.?
?That was just the first one. This one said ?NC-17?.?
??Oh yeah. Let?s look for those.?
*click*
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??Seven Minutes of Heaven???
She shrugged. ?Why not.?
*click*
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?A closet. Nice.?
?Calm down.?
?I am calm.?
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??Peachy?. I told you it was about fruit.?
?Shush.?
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??Handcuffs??
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?No, don?t get the spare key!?
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?Yes! They?re stuck together.?
?You?re enjoying this too much.?
He grinned. ??Course I am. It?s not everyday you get to read porn.?
She glared at him. ?You just got done telling it me that it wasn?t porn.?
??ok?so it is.?
?Ugh!?
?Let?s just keep reading.?
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?Dick.?
?Elyn!?
?He just left! He couldn?t be a bigger dick.?
?I?m sure he didn?t mean anything by it.?
Elyn turned to face him.
?If you just had sex in a closet would you leave??
He hesitated.
?No??
She huffed. ?I?d leave you.?
?Hey!?
*click*
?What now??
?Try that one.?
?Why?
?It?s got fruit in the title.?
?Ugh.?
*click*
??Just Desserts (lemon)?. Let?s hope this is what we?re looking for.?
*click*
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??Well??
?I have a strange craving for ice cream??
?Me too.?
?Wanna go get some??
?Sure. But let?s send this first.?
*tap*
*click*
*tap tap*
??Dear Heero, I hope you enjoy the URLs I sent you. I think you?ll find this site to your liking. Love, Duo.? Can you be more vague??
?If I really tried.?
?Hm. Let?s just go.?
?Roger.?
*click*
?Your message has been sent.?
?Well, let?s go then.?
*creak*
*SLAM*
~~Across town, in the Vice Foreign Minister?s hotel suite~~
Heero glared at the message on his computer.
?You?ve got mail!?
TBC
\\\\\Well, that's that for the first part. Elyn, if I wasn't accurate with your character please let me know so I can fix it ASAP. Other than that, I hope everyone had a good laugh, and I'll put up the other part this weekend. Maybe even tonight, if I'm feeling inspired./////
~Litia
Elyn Yuy