Striptease Part 2!

[raine_yuy]

disclaimer: i don't own them. i only like to borrow and torture them for my own amusement. hehe.

note: Mwuahahahaha!!! my goodness, i had so much fun writing this! haha. i felt so evil! the song was a little hard to pick out but i think i found the perfect one. ok, get ready for the silliest fic ever. the song is by barry white.




Meanwhile, in another room... Milliardo Peacecraft, brother to the highly respected Vice Foreign Minister, husband to the lovely Noin, and a legendary man in his own right, stood before the bathroom mirror and applied shaving cream all along his whiskered jaw and cheek. He stepped back slightly to study his profile. Looking around the spacious private bathroom he shared with his wife, he caught a glimpse of the bottle of tequila he kept just at the corner by the bathtub. Grinning like a kid, he pulled off the cap and swallowed a mouthful, wiping a few drops that had strayed. He turned back to face the mirror again and smiled at himself. Then he heard it. Just a starting tune that kept playing inside his head. A familiar tune...

I know how to love you
I know how to do it to you
I know how to make you feel like you wanna feel
But I can?t lose what I used

Still grinning, his right foot started tapping to the tune inside his head. Suddenly, his whole body was caught up. He grabbed a hairbrush from one of Noin's make-up kit. And thus, the insanity began.

I?m qualified to satisfy you
Anyway you want me to
Qualified to satisfy you
Anyway you want me to

He deepened his voice as much as possible. Shaking his hips and trying as best to imitate Ally McBeal, he proceeded to take his bottle of tequila with him to act as his dance partner.

Qualified to satisfy you
Anyway you want me to
I?m qualified to satisfy you
Anyway you want me to

He took a nother swallow and then let out a very sexy, "oh yeah babe..." Then he turned himself round and round while trying his best to swing his head left and right, causing his long blond hair to fly every which way. He let out a whoop.

Some times you need lovin?
Morning, noon and night
Makes no difference when it is
My darling, it?s alright

Still stumbling, he pointed at his own image with a finger and winked.

I?m your man and you know I can
Make you feel the way you want to
Just tell me whatever you need
And that?s what I?m gonna do

Then feeling talented, he did his own version of the moonwalk and then grabbed his crotch. "come on, baby..."

I?m qualified to satisfy you
Anyway you want me to
Qualified to satisfy you
Anyway you want me to

He was about to perform a split when he caught a glimpse of movement by the half-opened bathroom door. He froze and felt his blood drain.

"Hello darling. Care to dance?" Noin forced a serious tone between giggles all the while pointing at the man who wore only a towel wrapped around his hips. They were about to fall off.

Milliardo glowered and grabbed for the towel. Noin came fully into the room with a sly grin. "I just came running away from a similar sitution in another room only to find myself in a much more...scandalous one. Luckily, i was the only one to witness it," she wrapped herself around the still frozen half-naked man. Then sparing a pointed glance at the tequila bottle, she asked in a deceptive soft tone, "And my my, what have we here?"

Just outside the bathroom door, giggles were smoothered and eyes were rolled. A voice was heard saying, "Injustice!"






afternote: hahaha! there you go asuka! mission complete. now...who's next???

[sailorDH]

eheh, how absolutely adorable!
wow...zechs dancing around and singing is even Harder to imagine than heero doing it...

[cherryflavored1R]

NOTHING is harder to imagine than Heero doing striptease, k?

-Cherry

[sailorDH]

hm... give me time... i m sure ill come up with something Harder to imagine.............

[bookworm]

He's wackier than Heero! Well...*scratches head* I'll just withheld my opinion on this.

[Chibi-sitter]

Mr serious Zechs & Heero....I can just imagine but I think the easiest would be DUO!